So? How do you defend against alien threats?

yes but also really big and strong and based

What is his superpower? Being american?

he's a nazi time traveler trap or something at this point mate.

oh okay, that's pretty based

my superpower is being so based i just win and the bad guys go home

i can feel you're basedness from here man
i wouldn't want to fight you in WW3

kys

Matteo Salvini

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I'll suggest an actual hero to represent America.

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this cunt

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>odin has thor
The guy who made this sound like he had a stroke.

>steve rogers is a trap
wait what?

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Wodan

communism

>tfw no Dixie superheros
Technically I found some guy called "Captain Confederacy" but pretty sure it's a parody

We have CockEyes

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>can get pregnant
>was once a male
That isn't possible

based

Is this image intentionally retarded?
Africa is not a country, and neither is odin.

Why is there a hero named the black panther, but no hero named the grand wizard or kaptain klan?

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>defend
We let them in with open arms. Diversity is our STRENGTH

Alien Diplomacy using Prince Mongo of planet Zambodia.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4DmTOY7sXy0

Oh shit, I haven't heard Prince Mongo's name in a long time.
Does he still drive around with fans on hi car to cool off the neighborhoods?

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We have this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=WQNjGxdzipE

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>Odin has Thor
That's like saying "Thomas Wayne has Batman"

fucking ebin

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also
> german
> scat video

Heres another one
youtube.com/watch?v=dndYSsGTZ1U

I'm in fucking stitches
I love retarded shit like this

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