Okay Jow Forums, assume a genie popped out of nowhere and presented you with two buttons...

Okay Jow Forums, assume a genie popped out of nowhere and presented you with two buttons. The buttons that can take you to alternate realities similar to this one, but you can only press one.

The first button sends you to a reality in which Crash Bandicoot is the most successful platformer mascot of all time. Think of the number of Mario spinoffs and titles, but as Crash games.

The second button sends to a reality where Nintendo still has the most popular mascot brand, but instead of Mario and Pokemon, it's Star Fox. Imagine a Star Fox game that isn't linear and has a much deeper story than the rest, kinda like a No Man's Sky, but it's actually good and there are real combat situations and lore.

So, which one, /bant? Crash or Star Fox?
They don't actually change anything about yourself, you'll still be a loser incel beta shitposting past 3 AM in either universe, but your gaming experience will be somewhat different.

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yes

no

Third Option: Force the genie to take my virginity

maybe

why do you care about that game so fucking much

neither

Starfucks my lord

Pick a random one because it doesn't matter that much

>childhood
>its remaster is literally the only vidya I enjoyed in years
>the insane rascal and his sister are too cute
>literally the best villain in all of vidya history

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based

your love of the characters is not normal

want to suck my dick just cause i'm australian?

Pretty sure it's normal, and no, I don't want your spider AIDs.

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>Pretty sure it's normal
it isn't

millions played that game and you're the only one who hit a speedbump

>literally the best villain in all of vidya history
WRONG

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t. Cortex
I'll never fall for your conviving trickery.
A Lego iteration of a Star Wars villain? I say you're the WRONG one here, tasteless pleb.

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no

way to ignore what i said

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unbased and bluepilled

>implying there's anything wrong with liking Crash
Begone.

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Does it matter, video games are just american scum propaganda for aspies.

decades after the fact?

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Did... Did you forget about the N-Sane Trilogy?

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you are such a fucking unlikeable cunt

was that what you're going for attentionburger

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BASED

>goes full buttmad
>posts a smug anime girl to hide his obvious asshurt
Yes, my favorite eternally upset aussie.

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both games are gay

BASED

>goes full buttmad
but i'm just not

i do wonder about you

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But you are, pervy emu-lover.

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are you gay or not

I'm not gay.
You're not gay for fantasizing about me ramming you with a strap-on either.

you're a woman aren't you

why would that matter?

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i just dont know

you shouldnt get your advice from tumbler also vaginas are gross

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but I am from tumblr
you're saying that out of contrarianism since you failed at dating girls

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>tumblr
go back there

i fail at dating guys the female end of the bargain was pretty alright

I'm already there.
I don't understand what you're saying.

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just fuck my ass mrs saudi we'll have a meaningful conversation after

hahah fag

Cursed Dubs of the pooftah

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uh...
no thank you.

>necroing your own thread
You are the least based person on Jow Forums