Okay Jow Forums, assume a genie popped out of nowhere and presented you with two buttons. The buttons that can take you to alternate realities similar to this one, but you can only press one.
The first button sends you to a reality in which Crash Bandicoot is the most successful platformer mascot of all time. Think of the number of Mario spinoffs and titles, but as Crash games.
The second button sends to a reality where Nintendo still has the most popular mascot brand, but instead of Mario and Pokemon, it's Star Fox. Imagine a Star Fox game that isn't linear and has a much deeper story than the rest, kinda like a No Man's Sky, but it's actually good and there are real combat situations and lore.
So, which one, /bant? Crash or Star Fox? They don't actually change anything about yourself, you'll still be a loser incel beta shitposting past 3 AM in either universe, but your gaming experience will be somewhat different.
Third Option: Force the genie to take my virginity
Austin Carter
maybe
Joseph Perez
why do you care about that game so fucking much
Charles Bennett
neither
Jeremiah Long
Starfucks my lord
Landon Perry
Pick a random one because it doesn't matter that much
Grayson Baker
>childhood >its remaster is literally the only vidya I enjoyed in years >the insane rascal and his sister are too cute >literally the best villain in all of vidya history