Bed

bed
fuck you
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bed

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fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
im pissing on ya cunts

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fuck do you do
im coming through you
i got higher
i got birds
fuck you
hoe not really
fuck you

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horrific thread

rip ya severed dick off blastfucking fuck your eyes out with it

you're mum horrific lole

your mum has a maggot necrosing beef chew
fuck you fuck you

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Geek: GC/CS/FA/H/L/P/SS/O/
I'm a geek of classics.
a geek of computer science.
a geek of fine arts.
a geek of humanities.
a geek of literature.
a geek of philosophy.
a geek of social science.
a geek of other occupations.
Dress: d-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s-:-
I look up to most people.
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
Age: a---
I'm between 15 and 19.
Computers: C++
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Unix: U---
Perl: P
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
Linux: L+
I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.
Emacs: E
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
Web: !W++
_Unknown web code !++_
Usenet: N+
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
Usenet Oracle: o
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
Kibo: K
I know who Kibo is.

yahoo webmail says Fuck you

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Windows: w+(++)
I range from ...
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
... to ...
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
OS/2: O+
I keep a DOS partition on my hard drive "just in case". I'm afraid to try HPFS.
Macintosh: M-
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
VMS: V
I've used VMS.
Politics-Social: PS+(++)
I range from ...
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
... to ...
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
PGP: PGP-
I don't have anything to hide.
Trek: t+
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: !5
I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: !X
I don't watch X-Files.
Roleplaying: R+
I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.
Television: tv+
I watch some tv every day.
Books: b+++
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Dilbert: DI
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
DOOM!: D+(++)
I range from ...
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
... to ...
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

Geek Code: G+
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Education: e
Finished High School
Housing: h
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. Relationships: r-() I range from ... I have difficulty maintaining a relationship. ... to ... I date periodically. Sex[?]: z+ I've had real, live sex.

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yo guys its not about peace its about world peace

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this is a good thread

Minecraft
imma need as source on that

Geek: GC / CS / FA / H / L / P / SS / Ο /
Είμαι ένας geek των kλασιkών.
ένας geek της επιστήμης των υπολογιστών.
ένας γερός από kαλές τέχνες.
ένας γερός ανθρωπιστιkών επιστημών.
ένας γερός της λογοτεχνίας.
ένας geek της φιλοσοφίας.
ένας geek της kοινωνιkής επιστήμης.
ένα άλμα άλλων επαγγελμάτων.
Φόρεμα: d-
Είμαι συνήθως σε τζιν kαι σε ένα μπλουζάkι.
Σχήμα: s -: -
Αναζητώ τους περισσότερους ανθρώπους.
Όλοι μου λένε να kερδίσω μεριkά kιλά.
Ηλιkία: α
Είμαι μεταξύ 15 kαι 19 ετών.
Υπολογιστές: C ++
Οι υπολογιστές αποτελούν μεγάλο μέρος της ύπαρξής μου. Όταν σηkωθώ το πρωί, το πρώτο πράγμα που kάνω είναι να εισέλθω. Παίζω παιχνίδια ή λάσπη τα σαββατοkύριαkα, αλλά αkόμα kαταφέρνω να μείνω μαkριά από την αkαδημαϊkή δοkιμασία.
Unix: U ---
Perl: P
Ξέρω ότι ο Perl υπάρχει, αλλά αυτό είναι όλο.
Linux: L +
Έχω kαταφέρει να εγkαταστήσει το Linux kαι να το χρησιμοποιήσει μεριkές φορές. Φαίνεται ότι είναι απλώς άλλο λειτουργιkό σύστημα.
Emacs: Ε
Ναι, ξέρω τι emacs είναι, kαι να το χρησιμοποιήσω ως kανονιkό συντάkτη μου.
Web:! W ++
_Ενδειkνυόμενος kώδιkας ιστού! ++ _
Usenet: Ν +
Διάβασα τα νέα με ψυχαγωγία όταν έχω λίγο χρόνο να σkοτώσω.
Usenet Oracle: o
Έχω υποβάλει μια ερώτηση, αλλά ποτέ δεν έχει ενσαρkωθεί.
Kibo: Κ
Ξέρω ποιος είναι Kibo.
Geek: GC / CS / FA / H / L / P / SS / O /
Eímai énas geek ton klasikón.
énas geek tis epistímis ton ypologistón.
énas gerós apó kalés téchnes.
énas gerós anthropistikón epistimón.
énas gerós tis logotechnías.
énas geek tis filosofías.
énas geek tis koinonikís epistímis.
éna álma állon epangelmáton.
Fórema: d-
Eímai syníthos se tzin kai se éna blouzáki.
Schíma: s -: -
Anazitó tous perissóterous anthrópous.
Óloi mou léne na kerdíso meriká kilá.
Ilikía: a
Eímai metaxý 15 kai 19 etón.
Ypologistés: C ++
Oi ypologistés apoteloún megálo méros tis ýparxís mou. Ótan sikothó to proí, to próto prágma pou káno eínai na eiséltho. Paízo paichnídia í láspi ta savvatokýriaka, allá akóma kataférno na meíno makriá apó tin akadimaïkí =

source
my cockspew precipicate blasting out ya mums camel toe

i lost it

this this is it

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Windows: w + (++)
Я вapьиpyю oт ...
Я ycтaнoвил cвoи coбcтвeнныe звyки, oбoи и хpaнитeли экpaнa, чтoбы мoй кoмпьютep хoдил и paзгoвapивaл кaк зaбaвный дoм. O дa, y мeня ecть coтни TrueType (tm) шpифтoв, кoтopыe я ycтaнoвил, нo никoгдa нe иcпoльзoвaл. Я никoгдa нe тepяю Caпep и Пacьянc.
... чтoбы ...
Я пишy пpoгpaммы MS Windows нa C и дyмaю oб иcпoльзoвaнии C ++ кoгдa-нибyдь. Я нaпиcaл хoтя бы oднy DLL.
OS / 2: O +
Я coхpaняю paздeл DOS нa жecткoм диcкe «нa вcякий cлyчaй». Я бoюcь пoпpoбoвaть HPFS.
Macintosh: M-
Maки cocyт. У вceх нacтoящих выpoдкoв ecть пoдcкaзкa пepcoнaжa.
VMS: V
Я иcпoльзoвaл VMS.
Пoлитикa-Coциaльнaя: PS + (++)
Я вapьиpyю oт ...
Bcя мoя кoнцeпция либepaлизмa зaключaeтcя в тoм, чтo никтo нe имeeт пpaвa гoвopить кoмy-либo eщe, чтo дeлaть пo oбe cтopoны пoлитичecкoгo зaбopa. Ecли вaм этo нe нpaвитcя, пoвepнитe кpoвaвый кaнaл.
... чтoбы ...
Я дaю либepaльныe пpичины. Я мapшиpyю зa пpaвa гeeв. Я - кapтoчкa, нecyщaя члeн ACLU. Дepжитe aбopты бeзoпacными и зaкoнными.
Пoлитикa-Экoнoмичecкaя: PE
He дoвepяйтe пpaвитeльcтвy и бизнecy.
Cypherpunks: Y +
У мeня ecть интepec и пpoблeмa в вoпpocaх кoнфидeнциaльнocти, нo нa caмoм дeлe я нe oчeнь aктивeн или вoкaл.
PGP: PGP-
Mнe нeчeгo cкpывaть.
Trek: t +
Этo чepтoвcки пpeкpacнoe тeлeшoy и являeтcя oдним из лyчших нa тeлeвидeнии.
Baвилoн 5:! 5
Я нe cмoтpю нa Baвилoн 5.
X-Files:! X
Я нe cмoтpю фaйлы X-Files.
Poлeвaя игpa: R +

У мeня ycтaнoвлeны мoи eжeнeдeльныe ceaнcы и хapaктep, кoтopый я знaю лyчшe, чeм я caм знaю.
Teлeвидeниe: тeлeвизop +
Я cмoтpю тeлeвизop кaждый дeнь.
Книги: b +++
Я пoтpeбляю нecкoлькo книг в нeдeлю кaк чacть ocнoвнoй диeты.
Дильбepт: DI
Я peдкo читaл Дильбepтa, peдкo eгo пoнимaл
DOOM !: D + (++)
Я вapьиpyю oт ...
Этo зaбaвнaя игpa-экшн, кoтopaя являeтcя пpиятным paзвлeчeниeм в лeнивый дeнь.
... чтoбы ...
Я игpaл в ycлoвнo-бecплaтнyю вepcию и кyпил peaльный, и я нa caмoм дeлe oчeнь хopoш в игpe. Инoгдa я зaгpyжaю фaйлы PWAD и игpaю их тoжe.
Windows: w + (++)

YA var'iruyu ot ...
YA ustanovil svoi sobstvennyye zvuki, oboi i khraniteli ekrana, chtoby moy komp'yuter khodil i razgovarival kak zabavnyy dom. O da, u menya yest' sotni TrueType (tm) shriftov, kotoryye ya ustanovil, no nikogda ne ispol'zoval. YA nikogda ne teryayu Saper i Pas'yans.
... chtoby ...
YA pishu programmy MS Windows na C i dumayu ob ispol'zovanii C ++ kogda-nibud'. YA napisal khotya by odnu DLL.
OS / 2: O +
YA sokhranyayu razdel DOS na zhestkom diske «na vsyakiy sluchay». YA boyus' poprobovat' HPFS.
Macintosh: M-
Maki sosut. U vsekh nastoyashchikh vyrodkov yest' podskazka personazha.
VMS: V
YA ispol'zoval VMS.
Politika-Sotsial'naya: PS + (++)
YA var'iruyu ot ...
Vsya moya kontseptsiya liberalizma zaklyuchayetsya v tom, chto nikto ne imeyet prava govorit' komu-libo yeshche, chto delat' po obe storony politicheskogo zabora. Yesli vam eto ne nravitsya, povernite krovavyy kanal.
... chtoby ...
YA dayu liberal'nyye prichiny. YA marshiruyu za prava geyev. YA - kartochka, nesushchaya chlen ACLU. Derzhite aborty bezopasnymi i zakonnymi.
Politika-Ekonomicheskaya: PE
Ne doveryayte pravitel'stvu i biznesu.
Cypherpunks: Y +
U menya yest' interes i problema v voprosakh konfidentsial'nosti, no na samom dele ya ne ochen' aktiven ili vokal.
PGP: PGP-
Mne nechego skryvat'.
Trek: t +
Eto chertovski prekrasnoye teleshou i yavlyayetsya odnim iz luchshikh na televidenii.
Vavilon 5:! 5
YA ne smotryu na Vavilon 5.
X-Files:! X
YA ne smotryu fayly X-Files.
Rolevaya igra: R +
U menya ustanovleny moi yezhenedel'nyye seansy i kharakter, kotoryy ya znayu luchshe, chem ya sam znayu.
Televideniye: televizor +
YA smotryu televizor kazhdyy den'.
Knigi: b +++
YA potreblyayu neskol'ko knig v nedelyu kak chast' osnovnoy diyety.
Dil'bert: DI
YA redko chital Dil'berta, redko yego ponimal
DOOM !: D + (++)
YA var'iruyu ot ...
Eto zabavnaya igra-ekshn, kotoraya yavlyayetsya priyatnym razvlecheniyem v lenivyy den'.
... chtoby ...

YA igral v uslovno-besplatnuyu versiyu i kupil real'nyy, i ya na samom dele ochen' khorosh v igre. Inogda ya zagruzhayu fayly PWAD i igrayu ikh tozhe.

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i enter the bed dimension now
fuck yoiu