So when are you anons going to take the coompill?
>relieves stress
>temporary test boost
>feels amazing
>no porn = no shame, just fucking cooming
>better, faster muscle growth
>low stress, high test
Again, absolutely no porn necessary, just cooming. You can easily coom from stimulation alone if you have the right technique.
Coompill
Shut the fuck up
take the coompill, user
go massage your prostate, degenerate cumbrain.
I’m in.
that's what I like to hear
Guys I just took a shower and I wanna c00m, help me
got my shorts below my balls, fired up and ready to COOOOOOOOM all friday night baby hell yeah brother
Listen to Gregorian chanting whilst reading the Bible.
Based MCTOW
so, you just washed yourself, and you want to cover your hands and lower body with cum? even if your sick degenerate coombrain faggot ass does cum into a little sock, 45 minutes after releasing cum about a drop more trickles out from your penis so, you are disgusting and should kys. want advice? take colder showers.
Day 17 I got blue balls
What do
I've been doing cold showers and Wim Hof method and it almost doubles my urge to coom. Look at the guy, you just know he shags half of his female clients, Wim is a dirty dog who likes to fuck.
>I need to make my weakness worth it somehow
I just love to coom how is that a weakness? How is it any more of a weakness than feeling hungry or thirsty?
Man's got a point.
hey you can't drink that. Don't you know caffeine fries your brain and makes you dependent on it? I bet you can't even go one day without caffeine.
Better stick to water, user. I promise you it will increase your energy and motivation as well as boosting your test.
>Hasn't taken the poo pill
Degenerate
lmao just do it
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh fuck yea cooooooooooooommmmmmm for me brother.
based
Just fuckin coom lmao
Guys the coomer is real
>the coomer elbow
circumcised at birth and grafted to his elbow
Disgusting tranny staff in the background.
Don't forget the dirty fucks who operate these businesses.
BASED POOPER
the Virgin NoFapper vs the Chad Coomer
that body looks delicious but the face looks like a man ;_;
I JUST CAN'T STOP COOMING
what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi
>reposting vocaroos
>I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror.
based
jesus fuck madison ivy is disgusting
I don't want to get bald, wat do?
I want to put a big white baby in her
Just slap her if you don't like the face.
>hates homosexuals
>faps to homosexual porn anyway
How based a man can be?
Based and coompilled.
Fantastic. You really made it.
CHARGER!!!!
cringe and bluepilled
how to coom more often? I coom at most twice a day then I don't feel like erection anymore
is it alright if i just edge but never coom? i dont wanna be a coomer
no, you need to have complete control over your thoughts
besides, it's easier if you force yourself to not think about c00ming
does cooming make you lose brain cells
it takes over your brain cells
but you can take them back if it's not too late
what does it do with my brain cells after they have been taken over
the face is alright. the fuck are you on about
God I wish that were me
i wonder if i would be genuis level intellect if i never coomed
it turns you into a coomer
then you infect more people by convincing them that cooming is good
why do all these dumb ass memes have to go full circle every time
why cant they just stay in their original form
New to cooming. Help me out bros
Who is the girl?
She used to be qt as fuck
Porn free day 8. It’s going to feel so great to get to day 22. Seeing benefits in my overall appreciation of life.
I SEE A COOMER!
what kind
my girlfriend did this for a year a couple years before we met
seems to be really good for you, unironically.
>can't see the goblinas through makeup
>can't see these good genes when they're naked on display
shig
This meme makes me embarrassed I browse Jow Forums.
Oh my sweet child...
w2c pantsu?
>girl
user...
ELLIS LOOK OUT A COOMER
WHERE NICK-
I'M COOOOMING
AAAAAAAAAAAH
*BANG BANG BANG BANG SLAM*
GET THIS SHIT OFF MEEEEEEEE!
HEEEEEELP!
I'M COOOOOOMING
GOD DAMN I-
youtube.com
What the Hell even is a coomer?
Should we tell him?
It's in the file name.
All the old standbys are gross now user, even more reason not to watch porn.
>Girl
this is your brain on coom.
Fucking coombrains.
A person who masturbates in a carefree way
Fat thighs. Could be an indicator of sedentary lifestyle.
and we got dozens of new ones to replace them which are way hotter, even more reason to watch porn
the coomer is happy with his life
let him be
how do you know who this is when the image doesnt tell you? You must be a coom bruh
an hero
ROFL
>GIRL
user, I.....
All nigresses have a mans face, to other races. Just like every other race looks indistinguishable in the eyes of any other diff race.
It's not fucking racist to admit it, either. It's genetics. But it's only not ok to admit it if you're HUWHYTE..
youtube.com
Hope this helps answer your question.
Essential coomkino inbound. Vid related (only about 50 seconds long) was released by Keisha Grey (former pornstar). Her bf just found out she was a professional cum dumpster and freaked out.
Someone who has been diagnosed with a coombrain, many such cases!
Very based
it is like rooster chin.
lol gonna steal that
lmfao
you and me both
I dont get this guys. I cum in like 20 sec. Always. Doesnt matter if its sex, mouth or hand. I can fap staring at the wall and thinking about ugly or boring shit and still cum just from feeling on my dick. I can have no emotions, dont even need to be horny and i still cum. I sometimes cum just from washing my dick. Wtf is wrong with me. Its like 4 or 5 strokes and Im done. It stays hard and I can do this like 3 to 5 times lasting 5-10 seconds longer each time.
made me kek
>cumbrain makes cumbrain post
>gets called a cumbrain
>cumbrain gets mad and makes progressively more cumbrainish posts
>even gets the word filtered some boards
>the Chads double down and invent coomposting to make even more fun of cumbrains
Basically, you're getting trolled by Chads.
based. this guy is the quintessential coomer
He looks like he listens to joe rogan podcasts
>madison ivy