Hello user. would you accompany me as I traverse my private beach

Hello user. would you accompany me as I traverse my private beach.

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Will you fuck me in the ass if I do?

no

i like beaches

I'd like to traverse your private beach

>notices bulge
This is fine

fuck off pooftah

>mods might ban me for spam since there are so many gay faggot threads up all the time

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perfect

Sure, lets go. I will tell you about why dfc is perfect and how bad your fake tits gonna be when you hit 30s.

no fuck you I ant doing any exercise other than wanking

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*zip*

my wife chino is so cute.

I like chicks with dicks

that's pretty gay doc

That one hell of a goos tuck job you did there.

are you born to comment on that

ye

i'm upset

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Wrong