Can someone rich please adopt me and let me live a nice and comfy life?

Post was clear enough for it to be not assumption but a fact.

are you neet denmark who really likes junk food?

Is this Maggy?

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I'm not a neet....

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but are you the one who was getting mad about other anons being mad at denmark niceposts?

no

Get a job

I'm nicemark!
Oh, don't become like him and stay nice plz!
I have a job and it's bad! That's why I want to be adopted...

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i'm being pretty nice after being called names not once but twice

You're a big boy find another job

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Sorry but I don't like being called gay...
Adopt me

ok but all denmarks rp as nicemark. im trying to figure out if i talked to you before

no

Oh okay then. The Dane who got mad at people who complained about me is new on this board and comes from /jp/.

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Nobody said you had a choice.

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If I were a billionaire I would invite all of Jow Forums to live in a big Jow Forums mansion like in one of those threads so we could all shitpost as pals.
You would of course be invited Dane

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I said I had a choice.and I said no

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Sounds comfy

It could be nice but it would probably turn into chaos.
Plz don't do this... Just adopt me...
Is Moldova a nice place to live?

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Fuck off avatarfag

No

test

Later
*Drives away*

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No baka baka!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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you are a plague upon this board

Reported

Rot in hell you faggot

I'll find you...
No I'm nicemark!1!
Announcing a report... Brave

why no? you're gay, just accept it, nothing offensive about being called that

Im not gay enough to adopt you

danish prisons are pretty chill and comfy, that ought to be the thing you're looking for

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Okay. That's it.
I'M NOT GAY

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you want to enter in consentual relationship with another grown man, this is very gay

How many danes are on Jow Forums?

It could be a girl who adopted me...
4 or 5 I think

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4-7

Pretty sure norwegian prisons are more comfy though.

Let's see if I can bring more swedes

There are no girls on Jow Forums.

the danish inmates all seem super nice compared to those friggin psychos from the north

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No plz.
Pretty sure we have at least two confirmed girls...
I kinda want to meet Breivik though.

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yeah he seems like a swell guy, those northens just drink too much at parties & eat up all the snacks

based

aren't you rich though?

Take that back!

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that fucking swede at lyngby stole my friggin vodka bro i aint ever gonna forgive that

Sure, if you give up that arse every Thursday night.

Not really. It's not like I'm missing money but I wouldn't call myself rich.
...

you dont have to be rich to live a comfy neet life
though, yes being a neet means also not going to work = no income/money sadly

Im not calling you gay, im saying it would be gay for me to adopt a man.

I need money so I'm prob not going to become a neet...
Then it's okay. Does girl exist on Jow Forums?

Dont think so.

Meeeeh, it's okay.
Not rich enough but i'd adopt you.

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