Found a snek in my house today

found a snek in my house today
killed the fucker but now I can't sleep
what should I do bant

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Why go to bed so early

eat it

i mean why not, it's better than doing anything else really
b-but its a scary snek
i had to call my chad brother 2 kill it cuz i was too afraid

Clean your home and leave an inch between all furnishings and your walls

Whip it around and yell I'ma cowboy!

I second this. By eating the snek you will devour all the negative feelings that's influencing your ability to sleep. It's the best you can do. I'd recommend chopping off the head then frying it in oil.

should do that but then it'd be easier for the snek to crawl around
can sneks even climb
w-well it has fast reflexes so it'd bite me faster than I could grab him and whip him in the air
y-you sure? snek heads are scarier

Just eat the whole thing raw, or pickle it.

walk around in public swinging the carcass around above your head to show everybody how badass you are

>Romania

sacrifice a child to snake god

this

buy a snake as a pet

> pickle it

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Dude, it'd be easier for you to see potential snakes.
Better to clean it out and assault the infestation!
Ad Victorium

based

get a steven segal who will fight u a sneks

but my bro killed it
yes it happens alot here
snek god doesnt want children
it will escape and i'll have to call my chad bro to kill it
that sounds cool

we tried to eat a snake we killed one day but it wasn't very good, too bony and just tasted like the grill

no advice just a tangent

Snakes have barely any meat on them