What would you do if you became the leader of Earth, Jow Forums?

What would you do if you became the leader of Earth, Jow Forums?

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Political stuff and a bunch of excessive usage of money until I'm bored of that

Shut America down

Probably have a panic attack that would instantly kill me.

Divide the world into four large districts under the authority of my Governors. Allow semi-regional independence, but in reality retain all true powers and authority vested in myself. Begin to fix the world, one step at a time, we'll build our way to the heavens.

Four political districts? The world is already segmented into over 250 countries because no one can get along.

Establish Libertarian Socialism

probably post memes.

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allow rape

and kill gays

They will get along just fine when they are shown how to get along. How to work together. Patriotism and unity will be the corner stones of my new Earth. We have need of it, unity especially.

fag

kill animeposters

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Systematically holocaust each race until there was only one

bridges to my cock

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Nuke it

Mass genocide 1000 times hitlerian levels then enjoy the spoils

Create a small rebellion to keep everyone unified.

Designate huge areas of land as nature perseveres

this would included most of South America, Africa, and the Ocean


anyone entering those areas will be shot from an automated platform in space.

eliminate all nigs

1 remove blacks
2 enhance transport and communications to unify world
3 develop safe AI
4 cure cancer goddamn I bet that there already is a fucking cure but pharmas don't let that shit go
5 pick a hot anime girl and retire

Pfft. You make this too easy.

1. I establish my self as supreme monarch. I rule with a benevolant and iron fist.
2. I establish schools with the most prestige, specialized in industrial and electricsl engineering, aerospace engineering, buisness, and philosophy.

3. I use my historians at these schools to re-write history. So that way humans are seen as masters of this universe, masters of engineering, A long epic is written about how I united earth under my rule.

4. I only get taxes from those who wish to use my elaborate network of highspeed trains that traverse the entire planet.

5. We switch completely to nuclear power.

6. An almost 100% free market economy is established. No laws or regulations restricting: labor, vice, finance, and trade.

7. Those who are unfortunate are offered a free ride into the military to become a space marine to help conquer the universe. Of course anyone can join if they want.

burn all motherfucking niggers

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