So, what does Jow Forums think of my first attempt at frying an egg?
So, what does Jow Forums think of my first attempt at frying an egg?
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wow yummy
Nigga the fug are you doing. Literally just turn the pan on high, with as little oil as possible to cover the pan, crack the egg, add it to the pan and then wait until the egg coagulates and flip it (flipping is optional, but if you choose not to then you'll need to put the heat slightly lower)
holy fuck
ah well there's a first time for everything
that isn't the correct use of that phrase btw
Eggs tastes bad!
what
wew
I appreciate the cooking advice, good sir.
However, after this defeat I might be ready to throw in the towel and admit my defeat at the hands of the egg.
did you misread it or someting u tard
is that your foreskin you cooked ?
"there is a for time for everything" is a phrase generally used for a strange event that occurs. Like say a hailstone the size of a football killed someone in the UK, you'd say "Wow, that is crazy, but I guess there is a first time for everything"
The phrase that fits what you are saying is "everyone has to start somewhere"
You could also use a spoon to take some of the hot oil and put it over the egg instead of flipping it. I know it works because my mom does it that way but you need to do it continuously.
There is way that it makes sense actually, but I'll wait for your reply to see if you did mean it in that way
>put it
I guess pour would be better since we're in English lesson mode anyway.
ur retarded
first time*
Looks more like you fried a sperm.
fuck that has me thinking what happens when you fry sperm
How does one fry a single sperm?
*cooking skill increased*
Keep trying denny!!! You can do it! I would eat it!
You tried danefriend. At that's all that counts.
Maybe it has that meaning in England, but ot sounder correct to me too
Looks like a slop of shit.
How kind.
Your first attempt was EGGSellent
Don't cook ever again
Where is Nicemark when you need him
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!
You can't even cook a simple fuckin' EGG?!
God damn, you would've been dead if you have lived anywhere outside of your social security haven.
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Why did it take this long for you to fry your first egg