Congrats, you've identified tge exception that accounts for precisely 0...

Congrats, you've identified tge exception that accounts for precisely 0.00001% of all women who have EVER pushed an entire living human out of their bodies through an "elastic" hole that has trouble handling your "huge" cock. Elastic...yeah right, tge nurses, dulas, and doctors will never tell you or your baby's momma this, but 99% of all women who give vaginal birth tear the inside of their vagina, typically requiring between 30 to 50 stitches and because it takes about 6 weeks for the stivhes to suggiciently scar so the wounds don't open up and she bleeds out before you get your but, much less make it to an ER, you will be advised bot to fuck her until firther notice...if you're married or otherwise petminantly attached, you won't have the energy anyway after the added stress of providing for a cunt that didn't work before you had kids, but now finds it difficult to get trash i. The trash can using the gravity assist method. Side note: if she's ever given vaginal birth, i hope you're hung like a Foster's can with veins, because you're never going to get anything but faked orgasms again, unless your girth can put aduquate strain on the radial patterned scar tissue that now completely lines the interior of her vagina.
Fuck stretch marks, bobody cares, but the 50lbs of fat around her waste that she put on that isn't tits, baby, or afterbirth isn't going away by itself, and if she's a stay at home mom, be ready to walk into Jaba's palace and be greeted by the great one herself every single night..."tengo wakka wookie Chubacca, ha tendo Solo, hahaha!" Translation: bathe and feed the kids, i gave them icecream for dinner, and didn't cook, hope you ate at work, shh, i'm watching say yes to the dress...for the next 30 days, hahaha!

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my wife mari is so cute

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*wipes her mouth clean*
shh mari its okay i wont let anyon bulli yo

eat big eat fast

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ENDLESS

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SATANIC QUADE

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and redpilled

That most women tear during giving birth vaginally is common knowledge no?

I AM A FUCKING LEYEND

a free legend.

I do it for

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