The White Claw Pill (TWCP)

>only 100 calories
>0 grams of carbs/sugar
>gluten-free
>tastes delicious
>gets you buzzed
>endorsed by Chads and Stacies everywhere

Why haven't you taken the White Claw pill yet, Jow Forums?

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>gets you buzzed
Are you 15?

My friend say they’re for women but I’m probably gonna switch over soon. I can’t keep doing rum & milk

Whiskey on the rocks while watching football by yourself is better

You just posted this last night.
You should invest in a soda stream or buy generic and buy a midshelf vodka (Sobieski would be my recommendation, then Absolute)
Then blend some organic fruit and possibly add supplements.

>((shill))
COOM

grams of carbs/sugar
wouldn't this be impossible since it's alcoholic?

>My friend say they’re for women

Your friend is a faggot.

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Based, but football sucks.
Racing is patrician. NASCAR is trash and should go back to their roots.

What is your whiskey of choice?

Better be a PSA

>he's holding a gun he's so manly!

>no trigger discipline
>locked arm
>meme gun
>MERICUH shit

faggots like this make pro-gun rights look bad

t. someone who owns guns

No. Alchohol itself contains calories.

This weekend a cute blonde spilled White Claw all over the passenger seat of my car

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>no trigger discipline

I don't think you know what trigger discipline is.

You're a faggot. How do you know this wasn't taken mid shot?

>alcoholic beverage
>0 grams of carbs/sugar
user, do you not know what alcohol is?

You’re honestly the faggot here

>he has to shoot how I want him to shoot!!!

Meanwhile chad doesn’t give a fuck and is having a good time

>Responding to a picture of a gun made of wood

He is literally in the process of shooting (assumed)
Usually I would agree about locked joints but he is holding a Kalashnikov clone pistol variant one handed.
The attire is for the photo. (so yes; kind of faggy)

All the negatives and you did not list mixing forearms and alcohol?

Wut?
You don't like birch?
Are you implying AR10s and G3s with wood furniture are not aesthetic?

Vodka and diet caffeine Coke Zero works for me. It's not bad, I prefer the Coke Zero over Diet Coke since it just blends better and doesn't have a weird after taste, but to each is own.

Doesn't beat white Koks

(real drink on Serbia)

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Drinking Bulleit bourbon tonight

I have, it's all I drink. Keeps me hydrated too. Ain't no laws baby. If I'm really cheating then I'll have some whiskey

Based. Rye?

>rum and milk
Whaaaaaaat

Trendwhore

I know nothing of alcohol, do I find this shit at a liquor store or a regular shopping store?

Is that not basically RumChatka?
Or is that a brown Russian?

Alcohol drinking and weed smoking niggers could go FUCK THEMSELVES,

Dont buyinto the meme.
Gin is the most Jow Forums drink.

chad patrician choice reporting in

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>rum and milk
What color is your vomit

Like Gin and Tonic? Wtf is tonic, selter?

Because I drink scotch by the liter when I'm looking to drink, not get white girl wasted on expensive bullshit.

Based

alcohol is for the weak

So is sucking dick, but youre still here

Do you? Because alchohol has calories and none of them are from protein, carbs or fat.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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White Claw is ehhh. The problem is you pop one, enjoy it, aren't drunk or buzzed, and you pop another one. And another one and another one. By the time your on the bottom half of a 12 pack you might feel buzzed and once you hit the last can you go 'is that it?'.

fuck paying craft beer prices for this shit, just get bubly and add vodka

I know, right! Stay strong brother

cringe wannabe tactifag go jerk off to a garand thumb video.

My buddy loves these but he refers to them as "lesbian booze water" so I'm hesitant to try.

> b-b-but my seltzer drink is better than yours dur

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>>>no trigger discipline
maybe hes shooting you dumb fuck