Why yes, I coom multiple times a day to improve sexual health, release stress, sleep better...

>Why yes, I coom multiple times a day to improve sexual health, release stress, sleep better, and add a cardiovascular workout to my daily routine, how did you know?

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by that disgusting faggot in disguise look in your eyes your putrid aura of self deprication and your chapped cum crossed walmart wrangler straight legs jeans, you fucking coomer scum.

sounds like you're under a lot of stress. when's the last time you coomed?

7 days ago, although i'd love to toss a fat nut over your filthy twink face, ill save my life essence, coomer.
>op after a days worth of cooming.

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its time to coom home

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I don't think I've ever seen a single nofapper who actually has a reasonable streak going. It's always
>7 days dude
>11 days in feel like superman
Fucking everybody on this meme "relapses" every two weeks or less.

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This meme is unironically shaming me out of masturbating as often as I do

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not gonna lie from that angle it's a nice bulge in between. Definitely would suck

i'm going 2 months currently
feels good
previous longest streak was 3 weeks but i was still in the coomer mindset
after multiple failures i ended up getting the hang of it somehow
guess the best advice is to never stop trying no matter how much you fail

I can’t believe Jessica Jaymes died.

just coom user
you know it's good for you
what's life without cooming?

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>thinking masturbation qualifies as cardio
Thats truly pathetic

Coom is degenerate

I'm out here curling a thick one out in your girls mouth while youre jacking it to dilaters

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YOU NEED TO CUM MORE OFTEN, NAZI INCEL

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i spoke nothing of the effects??? funny of u to assume my last nut was forced out by my hand too lol u fucking incel.

b-but the ppl on the nofap thread said it will give me super powers

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7 days is much healthier than each day

the worst is we live in oversexualised environment so you cant avoid it so easily

2 months and 2 weeks reporting

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they just want you to not experience one of life's greatest pleasures
you don't want that do you user?
what's life without the pleasure of cooming
why, i coom all day to experience the feeling all the time
i'm cooming right now as a matter of fact

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>masturbation
>one of life's greatest pleasures
Jesus, you must have a really sad life.

are you retarded mate?

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>atni-gay
>anti-woman
>anti-semitic
so absolutely based?

Indeed.

must not c-coooooooom
m-must save cummies

multiple times a day? how about a couple times a week instead?

>He doesn't coom via high intensity sexual simulation to recreate benefits of actual intercourse

What a waste of coom

but user
not cooming is racist and antisemitic
you wouldn't want to be a racist antisemite would you?
just coom, all the cool kids are doing it

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almost coomed last night but i stopped at the last second

good, user. dont fap or edge your urge to coom will only grow and lead to nocturnal emission, best of luck to you

Being anti-porn has nothing to do with women. It's about not sitting around like a sad sack of shit jerking it and burning out dopamine receptors on superficial stimuli

When you think about what sitting watching porn is, it's sad and unfulfilling

user pls
I want to make it
i dont want to shoot my coomies onto my beer belly

>nocturnal emission
I've NEVER had one of those, is that common?

BASED

I stopped watching porn partly for moral reasons because i realized it is abusing to women (of course it dehumanizes men as well and it's also racist).

i haven't coomed in 2 months and i've never coomed in my sleep
i think it's just something that varies from person to person

>not training to coom up to 20 times per day and reaching coom nirvana
Pathetic

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dont edge and dont look at porn
those thing make it easier to go back to coooming

had streak like that when younger, nowadays its like 4 max and even then its lackluster compared to teen years

I have been edging for 1 month and didnt coom yet. It's all about self control

>Giving in to your base desires without control
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE COOMS

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am proud to be called all that desu. smiled for the first time today

>oy vey women are abused
That's exactly why I watch. After the girlsdoporn scamming and abusing girls thing broke news I started to coom to it more often. A few were even taken down by the authors from most sites because they look too abusive/almost rapey. GDP 374 is all I can say.

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This coom meme is so fucking stupid. I love it.

His neighbours think he's spin-drying laundry every two hours. Little do they know he is fapping with such speed and intensity that it qualifies as cardio.

or stopping before its in tube out

this is some straight psyops shit. It's even on /gif/

Went 100 days and literally got chest pains when I stopped running 40 miles a week. In short, you'd best have an outlet.

Pretty sad and disgusting desu.

why would i want to wet the bed though

is Jow Forums behind it?

>le Jow Forums boogeyman
kill yourself and go back