"Have a good workout!"

What's the problem with saying "you too"? All reception girls in my gym work out like beasts. Some join me in the sauna too. I especially cherish the days when the redhead works.

>Have a good workout!
I will! But only because you said so ;)

I just avoid eye contact and make a high pitch squeel

i actually said this to the amazonian goddess girl at check in. i wasn't even wearing my headphones so i couldn't use that as an excuse

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Rape her while whispering "You too" in her ear

Thanks UwU

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>make eye contact and smile
>don't say anything
unironically

I do "You, too" far too often irl

Thanks
>then go to training thinking the girl might be into me
>why didnt I come up with a funny response
>imagine what a good time I would have had she dates me and we fall in love
>get depressed because I did not make a move on her
>Tell me myself what a failure I am with women
>dont train really because my mind is elsewhere
>Chad: Hey user why do look so sad?
>Oh no Im not sad hehe
>realize I must looked really sad while thinking about the girl situation
>drive home with tears in my eyes why cant I find love

How fucking hard is it to just say "Thanks"
Shes not asking you for your order or what your hobbies are, thats some real shit.

>Thanks.

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>say hi and walk through
>she looks kinda mad but must be something unrelated
>later im squatting
>oh no its way too heavy
>knees collapse and snap backwards as I crumple to the ground
>the receptionist somehow stacked 4 extra plates on while I wasn't paying attention

never forget to tip the receptionist Jow Forums

SHE'S A GODDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

end yourself

>how's your day going so far
>respond with the same question
how do I stop doing this?

are you me? even when I have literally nothing playing I still pretend to not hear the receptionist or anyone else, people will walk up to me to ask how many sets I have or just to say hi and I will still pretend not to hear them till I"notice" them

You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna stab you to death and play with your blood.

>fuck off you twiggy armed cunt what are you even doing here?
>wearing a scarf
>in the room temperature gym
>ngmi
>not tipping you today you fucking slag

This.
But add a "eh" at the beginning.

Thanks, y-you too

>Say thanks
>Smile like this while I hold eye contact for a little bit too long before I quickly turn my head forward and walk manually towards the gym area

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a thousand yard stare while my brain buffers

I once said that to someone and they sperged out and asked "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN" as if I was being a dick.

whats wrong with people

>tipping receptionists

>not tipping the gym receptionist
Oh look another DYEL fucking idiot with shit gym etiquette.

I miss old emma

Fucking whore, when I signed up this was guy heaven and my contract still runs for another 5 months

Why am I in a CityGym?

NO SURRENDER

>> wearing a scarf indoor
FUCKING THIS
had a gf who was annoying as fuck complaining she is always cold even when ac is on
Bitch was bad shit crazy

what worth is a scarf anyway? It's useful for stopping the wind going down your neck gaps - fair. But surely if you're just in a cold room then the best thing to put on would be a fucking jumper or a jacket or a cardigan? Why a scarf? Why? I would unironically fight your girlfriend and that cunt OP's pic over this.

OK!

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>Get ready for my "Goodbye, Have a nice day!"
>walk by
>She says nothing

>Look her in the eyes
In a firm and confident voice:
>You too

Is that yoda in the forehead?

they never say that in europe

I wear a scarf because it makes me feel cute and cozy.

I wear a scarf to piss off autists like you

yep

All service people are rude as fuck in Europe, what gives? In American service it's usually the niggers that are rude and White people that are nice but in Europe it's backwards.

just go to church

I will bury you

most heat is lost through the head and neck
that's why when someone has heat stroke you're supposed to put a cool damp towel on their neck ya dunce

That doesn't make any sense. The heart's in your chest why would most heat be lost through your neck?

>source: my ass

Hai, ganbarimasu

I see it

the largest blood vessels close to the skin are in the neck
there's a reason you say "go for the jugular"
fucking autists

You say "go for the jugular" because it's usually exposed, there's no clothing hiding it. If you went for the heart your knife would be stopped by the clothes.

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is that why lions go for the jugular when killing antelope?
no clothing there?
dumbass.

Lions are dumbasses, we're 10 times as smart as them.

The receptionist ignores me completely. I was entering the gym when her shift was over and she saw me coming from the entrance, turned 180° and took the long way out. What did I ever do to deserve such harsh treatment?

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She's into you idiot, that's how some women show affection. The japanese have a word for this, it's called tsundere. You gotta fuck her bro

*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

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if you're only 10x the intelligence of a lion, you're probably retarded
lions instinctually go for the jugular because it carries a LOT of blood and it's close to the skin - aka not under a layer of fat or bone
which is exactly why covering that area leads to greater heat retention than covering extremities, like gloves

rofl

>if you're only 10x the intelligence of a lion, you're probably retarded
Are you saying a lion has an IQ of less than 13? At that point you've basically reached the intelligence of a fish, dumbass.

>lions instinctually go for the jugular because it carries a LOT of blood and it's close to the skin - aka not under a layer of fat or bone
How would lions even know that? How the fuck would they know what blood is, or where it's carried?
>duhhh they learned it in lion school!!1

LOSING MY MIND HEREIDIDMYTIMEANDIWANTOUTRIEDSOHARDANDGODSOFAAAARINTHEEENDITDOESNTEVEENMATTEEERR

Jow Forumsiamverybadass

50 IQ subhuman. She's cleary disgusted by him. Don't get his hopes up

Have you had sex before in your life? Be honest, and post proof if the answer is 'yes'.

no

actual Jow Forumsizen response

Get the fuck out of here you stupid nigger. Pl*bbit deserves genocide

Only an insecure Reddit beta starts chirping about Reddit. Relax a little

>Are you saying a lion has an IQ of less than 13? At that point you've basically reached the intelligence of a fish, dumbass.
source: my ass
dolphins have an average IQ of ~35, and a lion is SIGNIFICANTLY dumber than a dolphin
>how would lions even know that?
how would lions even know that sperm combines with egg to produce a litter of cubs?
how would lions even know that protein is broken down into amino acids and converted into energy for their cells?
there's a reason I specifically used the word "instinctually," you mongoloid

brainlet

i am ;)

"fuck off cunt"

I ALWAYS DO

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that was my point you absolute fucking retard

completely ignore them and increase my pace as i walk past like the supreme autist that i am

BASED RECEPTIONIST DABBING ON FATTY Jow Forums INCEL

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Fucking burgers tipping for everything, here it is not even an option. (By here I mean Spain btw.)

In any situation where it would be inappropriate to say "you too" such as
>enjoy your meal
>have a good workout
>drive safe out there
>please don't go so hard you're hurting me
I always respond with "you too." The secret is to look them right in the eye and say it like you mean it.

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>please don't go so hard you're hurting me
Noones ever said that to me. What situation would someone say that in?

>Thanks, I'm looking forward to it!
>accidentally run into the counter because I'm looking at her while talking instead of where I'm walking

based

>Workout this dick you cock sucking slut. I’m so fucking high on coke I can see through time!!!!!!

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you too

>Bad shit crazy

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>tfw gym saunas aren't co-ed

Why do you americans feel the need to be acknowledged by service people. You guys always get assblasted if it doesnt happen as well.

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Hahahaha i do this as well, i hate myself, i just want love hahaha

This is my smile. I just cant smile naturally. So i scowl, i know i have hunter eyes, so i can pull off the mysterious look

Slave colony