Seethe manlets

Seethe manlets

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I follow pardon my take on Twitter too

>want to buy clothes
>xl is wide enough but not long enough

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I found it from politics twitter
>Figured out where Ben Shapiro and Marco Rubio get their XXS shirts

Some random negro stole it and posted it

>mfw I can tell the door literally leads into a hidden manlet pit

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How will the other customers feel if I, a 6'4 man, stare at them through the window

They should have made the door small and circular and the ceilings low and styled it like a hobbit house

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You can't, it's blocked off and obviously a safe space for people like you.

Window tint should be inverted so tall guys needs to squat to look inside

So being 5'10" am I okay then? I know I'm close to being a manlet shit but I've paid my dues I've had anxiety about this for as long as I can remember just tell me I'm not a manlet fuck

You’re definitely a manlet at heart if you’re that self conscious about height

manlet status has been made official

What if I squat down? Will they think I'm one of them?

Yes but physically?!?!

They call it "under 5'10'" because manlets constantly lie about their height and will always try to get away with being "5'9.5"" or some shit when they're really like 5'4", 5'5".

Manlets wouldn't shop at a 5'5" store, but they feel better going to a "under 5'10"" store since 5'10" is an above-average height and they're just a little under above-average, haha right?

I'd go to the 5'5'' store, I wouldn't even have to look through the racks to find the right size.

I'm technically 6'0 but I'm constantly straighting my back and checking people's height to make sure I'm above average height

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That’s a good point. Clever marketing strategy.

Whats up with all the manlet shiposting today? I know its fit, but it feels like there has been a lot more last couple of days.

Did a hobbit fuck your girl or something?

I was making fun of my 5'6 friend for being short and I came home to him fucking my wife. In hindsight I should've realized I wasn't that short and been more respectful to me

>under 5'10"

so 98% of the populations?

>manlet shitposting today
>today

Jeebus back in the day it was every other thread of manlet cope. I think manlets were given a choice of the pit or the rope and that put an end to that.

Shut up shortstuff

Good insight. The only reason I inflate my height by 2 inches is because most other men do. If you say you're 5'10" to some tinder thot she'll think you're actually 5'7" or something.

We'll think you're trying to steal our minecraft blocks.

I'm 6'4 and tell everyone I'm 5'10 just to watch seething manlets desperately try to correct me

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No one does that except for a small minority. Jow Forums has fucked you up good.

*female populations

Kek

Yeah, I remember it being worse. Just feels like a surge out of nowhere.

It gets tiring seeing the same r9k tier woe is me threads over and over.

Make me lanky

I only do that on tinder where there's a good chance the girl won't meet you if she thinks you're too short. In real life I'm honest about my height.

I wouldn't make any attempt to correct you or care at all.

>Make me lanky
Well I can't but you should check to see if there are any doctors willing to do leg lengthening surgery on you

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Fuck I'd walk right into that god dammit I'm 5'9 Fucking god damn
God dammit stop just leave us alone bro my mom put me on fucking ADD meds and made me underweight for like 3 years straight

>Having this saved
Ask me how I know you're an insecure beta cucklord?

Why woulf I do that when Im going for the big booty bottom physique?

You told me to make you lanky. That's the best advice I can give

>tfw 6' 1"
>gf is 5' 10"

goddamn i LOVE being me

I have arthritis in the knee and that video is very painful
I hope that you'll get arthritis, but in the neck

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God fucking damn it, that went right over my head.

>The only reason I inflate my height by 2 inches is because most other men do
no, you do it because you're an insecure manlet

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>that went right over my head

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Height isn’t like getting fit or lookin good. You can’t control it or affect it after you turn 21, so why waste any time on something you can’t change?

Isn't this most stores?

you take that dick like a champ?

I'm just messing around lad I don't really care. Have never had any issues with my height

MY FUCKING SIDES
sorry for your arthritis user

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