When did you realize that penis size is all it takes to make or break a relationship?

When did you realize that penis size is all it takes to make or break a relationship?

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tfw 7x5.75 inch goldidick

Like, age twelve.

When did you realize that your threads are shit?

>taking advice from coon-tweets

>all it takes to make or break a relationship
same as your breath odor, your haircut and your habit of farting at the wrong time can

You worry about your dick most because you feel small desu

Coonposting is funny faggot
Black people are hilarious, you would know this if you weren't such a gay fag.

>>taking advice from coon-tweet

Jow Forums in a nutshell

>listening to what a black girl has to say
Black girls are the guys of girls
They are so bottom tier that they become hard to avoid the heartbreak of not being able to be fully feminine and they usually act like dudes to do so
Black women are never to be regarded seriously

How delusional are the people on this board?

post dick

now!

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its true, its also kinda pleasing desu, the very tip of your dick hardly ever gets any stimulation until you hit the cervix

you dont need a particularly big dick to do it, my dick is slightly above average at 7/5.25 and i can hit it no problem

>flexing about not being able to arouse his gf
But really, this girl i used to fuck in highschool had cervix about two knuckles in, while my current gf i can put my whole dick in and still not reach it, and i don't have micropenis either - 18cm.

I've heard soooo many others say some variation of the gist of OP image. 90-something percent of them weren't black, either. That's not to say that *I* believe it or anything; I don't know shit, which is why I'm here. It's interesting to not that, though, that said others were almost always talking about the "ugly guy" of their friend group...some guy named McBroom. Total dork but fits in and slays puss despite being him. Frankly, neither I nor they understands how he does it.

you're supposed to respond to trollposts like that with "what the fuck, how did you know she was 7?!?"

>t.dickIet

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>tfw no clue what dick size is because you shrink whenever you try and measure it
last girl i was with said it was fine and her bf is 9 inches, so i guess thats a plus

>You worry about your dick most because you feel small desu
It is small, but girth is fine. 4x6. Also, I cum real fast with my hand so I'd imagine I'd cum faster with a real vagina if I were comfortable.

>just be yourself man, it sure worked for me!

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>calling others gay
you're a massive blown homo already faggot go prep the bull and wish he lets you clean up you pathetic load of sewage

>Caring about her pleasure
Hahaha everybody knows its about his pleasure only! Sex isnt suppossed to be enjoyed by females. Thats why nature made us guys cum so quickly.

When i started browsing the net.

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>The only positions I feel some sensations while having sex is doggy
And this is how you know that was a troll post
Don't know why I even bother posting in threads like these though

Just find a shorter woman senpai.

If you notice you can see from amateur porn, every woman has a very different deepness

Having a big dick is as good as it sounds providing you dont view it as the be all and end all.

Pic related is me

If you want advice re: your tiny dick you can speak to me on kik @ bignobtod

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how tall are u?

why does it matter if my comment is original

I'm gay so it doesn't matter, lmaoing at breeder woes

Lol you're BIG emotional right now.

>talking with my gal pal
>dick size comes up
>kind of mention how i am hung like a horse
>oh teehee that's not bad I'm sure some girl will like it, it's a good bonus
>she is even somewhat of a size queen
but according to r9k she should have just fucked me right there because I have a big dick, but nope she would rather date asian guys. You moids and your fascination about other guys dicks are founded on nothing but insecurity, no being short and small dick doesn't make you half a man you probably have a better chance at getting laid than me, first thing women actually care about is, "is your life in order, do you do those adult grown up things or do you live with mommy still"

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>has a friend that's a girl
>talks with her about how big his dick is
>responds with positivity

Normalfaggot get self awareness.

anywhere you read you should see cervix touching / hitting is actually really painful. im not sure what he's talking about

It's not my fault nobody wants to be friends with an insufferable trip whore.

They think if you are 5'11 or shorter there is no way to find a gf

I'm a foot talker then my girlfriend and I completely fill her. She's very satisfied and I can always feel her tense up when I reach her back wall. The feeling of filling someone up is so tight and so appealing that I think I'll exclusively go for the short girls. If you want to know true dick side numbers look what size of dildo sells the most.

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>my girlfriend
Get out Norman!

This is bait, this will make most women cry and feel immense pain.

>this will make most women cry and feel immense pain.
Is it bad that I think that's super hot, even though I normally hate the idea of even just pulling a girl's hair.

If that's what you're into, you're just kinky user
But please don't fucking Vlad the impaler a bitch because of a shitty mustard gas tier bait

This is a good argument for fucking kids

What kind of faggot are you assuming I've ever had a girlfriend?

Having a six inch dick is the worst.

It looks small in pictures, it feels small in my hands, but I can't collect pity points for it not technically being small

No it won't, the pic has it just touching the cervix. The best sex is when dick gently rubs the cervix; the girl will 'tent' so she can easily become pregnant. There's such a thing as a cervical (or full body) orgasm you can give a girl that's heavily dependent on your size/position.

>tfw been talking to a girl every day for months
>showed her where my dick would be on a ruler
>she said it was intimidating

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Some big dick user posted a story where he fucked some girl and pounded her cervix and she randomly felt super bad and threw up. went 2 hospital and they said it happens a lot

Hmmm

A woman needs a cock simultaneously in her ass, pussy, and mouth, while a tongue is liking her clit.

What do you mean by relationship? There are all kinds.

Like I love my bf and want to stay with him despite knowing other guys that are bigger. I'm fortunate knowing if I really really wanted sex with a guy with a bigger penis I can just send a text and he'll come over. That doesn't change anything with my relationship.

I think we should do this with a fembot. I call dibs on the ass!

Yes, it isnt actually comfortable for women when you reach this far. If you are girthy it is even painful. They still prefer that over little dick faggots tho

I actually did this to a woman once and it hurt her (not in a good way either). Not every woman wants their cervix punished.

>tfw 2 inch penis, when erect
>spent MONTHS trying to find a prostitute who wouldn't laugh at me
>would pay to meet them at a bar, then wait in the background to get an idea of height, experience etc
>looking for a short one with less experience so she would be able to feel my dick inside her and i could fuck roughly
>eventually figured out which one to fuck
>short Spanish woman with a slender frame who had only started recently
>advertised as having lost virginity only recently, 'get it while its fresh'
>paid her to meet at a hotel and we could fuck
>she gets in, I am nervous
>start to undress
>take my trousers of, revealing my penis
>her eyes go wide
>see a smile creep over her face
>in that exact moment KNOW she is going to mock me
>decide that I will bully her into pretending my penis is big
>before she can speak I grab her face as hard as I can
>''P-LPLPLEASE S-S-SAY THAT 'I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A MONSTERS OF COCK VIDEO''
>throw her to the ground
>tell her to say it or I will beat the shit out of her
>she looks confused
>kick her hard in the ribs
>she starts crying
>realise what I DID, start apologising like a beta
>let her lay on the bed whilst I give her a foot massage for 30 minutes
>at the end say 'please say I didn't know this was a monsters of foot rub video'
>she smiles and says it
>feel really good about myself
>realise later that I spent $200 on giving a prostitute a foot rub

too small even for a fucking hooker

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You really think pity points makes a 4" better than a 6"

yes girls will call it cte

what the fuck this literally makes no sense

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When I discovered how to angle myself and can now make my gf cum by hitting her fornix alone. She then told me she's stuck with me because "everyone else will be a disappointment"

7.5 x 6

Why the fuck can't they just talk normally?. Is schooling in America really that bad that people actually talk like this?

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>6.5 length
>4.5 girth

ITS YA BOI

S K I N N Y P E N I S

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why is that dick white? white dicks dont get that big... must have been a poor white girl. just thinking about it makes me tear up

well, that one's actually true.

based fellow stilettodick poster

Is it just me or is nigger-speak getting harder to understand?

Spend a lot of time thinking about dicks, do you?

As if you know anything about relationships, beta incel.

I'm 5'6 with a 5 inch dick. The chance of me ever having a gf is zero. Being a manlet AND a dicklet? No woman would ever accept that.

Not really
origoji

>And this is how you know that was a troll post
Because? You could elaborate you know, believe it or not but some people here are virging and we have no idea what you are talking about. I always thought that doggy style is good for small dicks because it is easier to hit g-spot

Also is g-spot and vaginal orgasm real thing or meme? Isn't clitoral orgasm enough (which from what I know doesn't require dick at all since it is one surface).

I'II date you user

Yeah, but your penis is probably bigger than mine.

>hitting the cervix feels good
How little female interaction do you need to have to unironicly believe this? That's like if women thought slapping a guy in the balls felt good

First, some guys love getting slapped on the balls. Second, nobody talks about sex and cervix shit in real life.

I'm 6'3 with a 6.5 inch dick. Date me instead.

i love slapping my balls at the bottom of her ass every time i thrust my 8" dick inside her just as a reminder that at any moment, on each thrust, those balls can be emptied of cum inside deep in her pussy.

this guy who made the pic in the OP is definitely in high school, won't graduate, and doesn't know how to give head to a woman

>Also is g-spot and vaginal orgasm real thing or meme?
can only go by personal experience, it's a meme for me but apparently others get off on it. and his dick is big enough to make me bleed so it's definitely not that...