Hard mode keep it down to 5 requirements. I'll start.
> Christian ( not hardcore) or agnostic > Taller than me in heels ( 182cm barefoot) > Not racist at all ( I'm white but just find it's a turn off ) > Competes in tournaments of some kind. Even Esports. As long as I get to watch you on stage doing your best > Either slightly chubby ( bellies can be cute and fun) or athetic fit body. I have zero attraction to skellies, skinnyfats, and full on obese body types.
Gore is one thing, animal abuse quite another I hope you suffer a slow painful death
Benjamin Mitchell
if you dont want to see animal abuse then get the fuck out normalfag
Nathaniel Cook
>bellies can be cute and fun I'm a skelly recently turned belly and I don't believe you. I'm still gonna lose this skinnyfat gut and go back to skellymode so fuck you OP
Charles Lewis
imagine being proud of being a complete degenerate to society, that no one would ever live or want you, that once your parents die you will having nothing but this dumb board you are so weirdly possessive over, that your life will forever remain insiginificant and loveless. imagine being proud of that.
Hunter Diaz
Unfortunately, most guys on here also have zero attraction to skellies, skinnyfats and full on obese body types
Logan Ross
>most guys on here don't like skinny, medium or fat girls Are you talking about the homos? I mean it's true most people don't like fat lards, but I doubt many people would reject a girl for being skinny.
Nolan Ross
>but this dumb board One man's trash is another's treasure. Dismissed.
Eli Campbell
I call first dibs on skelly loving femanons
Eli Hughes
Not being a subhuman does not make me a normie, subhuman Do us all a favor and end yourself
Juan Rodriguez
>atheist and leftie >intelligent and witty >stylish and fashionable >takes interest in art theory >skelly, height doesn't matter
Thsi makes little sense, human gore is that of your fellow species, not the creatures you eat on the daily basis. Unless you're vegan, then ok.
>Worthless, brain damaged, jobless bitter drunk, self-loathing, anti-social, lazy, weak but >Very good looking Is there a chance for me just based on my looks? Or is personality all that matters.
many conspiracy theories are true. you can easily look up the declassified documents. look up mkultra for example. once a conspiracy theory, now fact. it would be naive to think some of the conspiracies floating around now aren't in a similar category
Grayson Fisher
>Only to laugh at them. Anybody who sincerely buys into that shit fails my second criterion
I don't buy into most of them of course, but I love reading about them, I also like reading about things like thelema, and cults like that, its crazy what lengths people will go I agree
Alexander Gomez
Idk senpai, do you want to chat on discord or something?
Carson Evans
>shared hobbies and passions the last guy i dated, i met from going to an esports thing we dated for 8 months, he broke up with me a few weeks ago it was really cool to be able to share something i felt so passionate about with him >patient >not ashamed or anxious to be seen with me >ideally taller than me and >good in bed
Connor Walker
>he broke up with me a few weeks ago Got over it pretty quick
Julian Taylor
>not ashamed or anxious to be seen with me why would someone feel that way? is there something wrong with you?
Asher Cox
>creatures you eat on the daily basis I don't eat dogs and cats, gook
Liam Cooper
>Not a weeb >taller than me (5'2) >skelly or just a little chub >white >virgin
Jaxson Martinez
finally I meet someone's standards! I will go with you, but only if your disdain for weebs matches mine
Anthony Jackson
>femanons buying into the height meme
>that one example everybody brings up totally makes muh qanon and 9/11 shit legit
>I don't buy into most of them of course Lole.
I see no difference except the cultural one. Dogs are said to taste like pork. Nobody really eats cats, though, they are small, you can't breed and keep them like rabbits, and their meat is sour.
Henry Evans
doesn't feel like it. i don't feel ready to date again. i'm just here because i am lonely and i want attention. i am trans.
Eli Sanders
This isn't a board for trannies, /LGBT/ is something you should consider checking out.
Cameron Ortiz
We get it, user. You perceive intelligence as the set of views that align with your 14 year old atheism "skepticism". I know thinking is hard, but try being a little more nuanced.
Charles Wilson
>not buying into the height meme Enjoy not being attracted to your intelligent basedbearded manlet leftist future bf and fapping to blacked.com for years to come.
Colton Rodriguez
You sound incredibly sour to be around, and incredibly stupid too, I'm sorry that you can't think for yourself and can only believe in things everyone else does.
Daniel Davis
>willing to give a wakandan woman his surname, virginity, and DNA >wants to live near the sea/in the countryside >likes noise music >likes psychs >will call me his weird little programmer girl even if I'm the taller one
Jack Thomas
>being nuanced and thinking for yourself means buying into my pet theories Every time without a fail.
>basedbearded Beards are ugly though, that's an instant no.
Levi Baker
sure, but could you tell me what your ideal gf would be like, user?
Luke Allen
as a 6'2 relatively attractive /b/tard that fucks women all the time, i gotta tell you femcels, the height obsession is unattractive as fuck. honestly, here's the least ideal GF:
>"i love tall guys, boys under 6ft go away" (meanwhile, she has an over 30 inch waist) >"I LUUURRRVE DOGS" (then why don't you go fuck a dog? note: this is dogwhistle for "i'm a bitch; basic") >"Sarcastic as fuck" (has no real sense of humor) >"Wine enthusiast" (alcoholic with emotional problems)
that covers the major red flags. funny how these chicks make such a big deal about commitment from "real men, not boys" since they aren't worth a god damn minute of anyone's time.
Bentley Gray
Will you wear the vibrating programming socks I buy you?
Jordan Miller
You're so oblivious to the world around you, you're nothing but a serf being herded around by those who control you and manipulate everything around you, you aren't intelligent, you're not even the sheep that gets hunted by the wolf. Continue living life blinded by your countries unimportant politics, choosing sides with no winner
i go out of my way everyday to harass them! we'd make a great pair
Angel Howard
>willing to give a wakandan woman his surname, virginity, and DNA What if I'm not technically a virgin?
>likes noise music >likes psychs Can you elaborate on what you mean by these?
Michael Green
i guess so, my intelligence is average but i try to make up for that by reading a fair amount and working hard. what about appearance? do you have any expectations?
Bentley Lopez
What if my virginity was stolen from me?
Adam Wilson
We can go around harassing weebs on our first date
Brayden Collins
And every date after too hopefully. Who needs coffee when a weebs rage makes you feel so much more alive? Contact?
Bentley Morris
I'm fit all of that, but I'm only attracted to women taller than me (above 5'5)
Jaxson Bennett
What sort of stuff do you read? And I don't really care that much about appearance. I really hate septum nose rings, extremely short hair or if you are extremely overweight but other than that I'm not really that picky.
Parker Lewis
oh, that's perfect then. i'm 5'8, i'm glad that's not a problem.
>not addicted to porn In your eyes, I am. And you would not want to please me with the same frequency that could replace it unless you are very very subby.
Rest werks
Mason Perry
Not at all, you are probably asleep, but if you check out the archive, my discord is: mickie#1220
Easton Myers
>not a hit or miss, will never miss >will kiss me >not gonna find another girl, will miss me >won't skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Ethan Wilson
Oh well, my actual mom is shorter than me by now anyway. Not that it matters though, being a mommy gf is more about how they act nurturing and extremely supportive and rub your head as described in .
Jace Wood
I wish you well in your endeavors and I believe that if you truly want to find a guy like that you can.
Josiah Jones
fucking based. I'm with you bro, gonna start posting my most awful shit to make these redditourists uncomfortable.
Camden Long
based niggerette
Jordan Perry
leave our Warwick alone
William Ross
>Can you elaborate on what you mean by these? if you must ask , you ain't in the running, m8.
Noah Lewis
>ma'am Oh you poor naive child.
Owen Wilson
yeah go fuck yourself. if anything liking animals is more robotic since they're not like normie humans at all
Isaac Thompson
>wakandan That's a made up country.
Parker Gray
Dear weird little programmer girl, if you want to know a real man, come to Kampala. t. Idi Amin
Gabriel Rivera
just admit you're a trap already. your ideal guy is queer.
Daniel Gray
>loves me for who I am >won't leave or cheat on me >not too ugly