You have been abducted by cute aliens

You have been abducted by cute aliens.
Id decides what they do to you.
Red/orange=anal probing
Blue=Penis experiments, digits decide 5 is no change, under and over mean shrinking or increasing respectively in centimetres for each decimal above/below, dubs means the effect is doubled.
pink/purple=You become a girl digits is cuteness out of 10
green=one of the aliens thinks you're cute and makes you her husband and takes you to her home.
Brown=you are made into a horrible abomination
Anything else=you died being tortured through experiments

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that all sounds pretty gay

test

oh no

bruh what

Gib spess gf

Anyone realize that, by the fact this post baits you into replying just to see your ID color, you are only making this thread more popular?

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green id

Oh boy here comes the big kurwa

green id get

wow that's pretty cool i guess

i don't get this new meem

Fear

Aw -_-

i hate these threads because im not totally colorblind but just colorblind enough to not be able to tell what specifically my id is

I wanna be a cute girl

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haha abomination

Pink, you're a ladyboy

hahah heh
hue

Plz

Heyyyy that's pretty good!

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a cute one toooooo

rollin

Rolling for the worst

She almost looks like Pipi

Rolling!

>Girl
>Cuteness of zero

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mk

>tfw my ass
just fuck my shit up

Roll

It could mean 10, isn't it?

Roll

It could! Thanks Hispanic friend!

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pleeeease green

what the fuck I don't need a bigger dick
some micropenised green trade me

Rollio

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what do I have to roll to become a qt catboi

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Hoi new zee dankie

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If my ID is both blue and green, does that make both happen? If so then ok

green roll

Ooh

huu we bahti

hiya cutekat :3

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How is chu day??

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Uh, i guess if you roll a get on brown it would be a positive mutation.

Sure!

is gud so far, spent the morning watching a fren play vidya :D
how about you?
o right, makes sense :O
I already got green so I guess am marryin an alien

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I mean, i guess you could just ask her to do it if you wanted to be a cute cat hubby.

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o I didn't even notice it said 'her', ehe
c-can I pretend it's a male alien instead? :3

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role

I guess, sure why not?

Fuck this gay earth
just fucking take me to your planet and let me die there or something

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Lol no.
Ur girl now.
Grats.
Btw, 0=10 so at least you're cute

0 is a 10/10 right?
do u like cuddling?

I wanna be a cute catboi and have space adventures with alien husbando :D

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Uh oh.

Sounds like a good idea for a series.
Catboi and spaceman~

Deaf id!

huh, that could be a fun comic or somethin
maybe I'll doodle some stuff later :3

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be sure to show me when you're finished!

um, oki :)
as long as they aren't too embarrassing, ehehe

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rollin

lit I get a alien waifu

E

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VOCATION user PLEASE RAP THIS

Make me cute please, aliens!

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rolling

kill me

no way they are taking me alive if there are no bfs there

Rollex