So user, what else do you do besides the gym? You have hobbies, right?

Sorry for calling your gf a tranny bro

Unless shes not really your gf and you just have pics of girls from your school downloaded to your phone

Geeze, I want to hate this girl for being such a whore, but she's so darn cute.

Jesus. . . You are literally the most out of the loop mf in the thread

Not true at all, women know they never have to make plans themselves or pick the restaurant

And yet you're still seething #sorry about it

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No women would say this. 99% of women have absolutely no hobbies, at all.

Yeah I play bass guitar, not in a band, maybe soon though. I'm also into cooking healthy meals and sometimes I'll get a few friends over and we'll cook up a nice dinner and then play some smash bros and go to the pub afterwards for a few beers; maybe you could come and do that with me this week, keep it in mind. So, what about your hobbies?

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Wow, I hope those girls are over 18 cause I'm about to say it...
They are utterly gorgeous.

I'm unironically a coomer. My gf lives a bit away so whe she comes over I lock her up in my bedroom and breed her for days at end.

>bitch ahm the numba 1 commercial real estate broka in LA and you askin me bout my hobbiesssss?!! fugggg

Is this really supposed to be some difficult question you guys get tripped up on? Just tell em you're into anime and esoteric Hitlerism.

That sounds really comfy if true

edging to your femdom videos, my queen

Yeah i like to stand around in various rooms in my house and stare into the middle distance. Sometimes I’ll count my rice. If im in the mood ill go to the local park to sit on a tree branch and spit at pigeons.

other than being pissy and repeating unfunny vines over and over again

welp, looks like you're going to jail bucko

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Go back to r9k and take your shitty roleplay threads with you, dyel tranny
SAGE

yes but seeing as you're a cumslut with no obvious future other than guzzling the jizz that comes out of the end of my dick after this mediocre date, I have no obligations to telling you what my hobbies are.

There was no touching my own willy involved when I made that comment, this chad will not coom.

you know u want to, look at their faces. Wouldn't you love to release all those months of nofap into their hair and face?

>coom
>piss
>shit
>vidya
>look at funny videos
>occasionally read about history
That enough for ya?

Yes I absolutely would, provided they were of legal age and we had already developed enough of an emotional connection to justify having sex.
Of course, this would assume I actually knew either of them in real life, which I don't, so I'll just appreciate the beauty while I'm here, and promptly change my focus onto another woman afterwards, hopefully one that I actually know in real life.
That is the attitude of a chad and a non-coomer; knowing that despite the girl on the right's penetrating gaze, seemingly perfect hair, cute and fashionable bow, and a smirk that suggests a unapologetic confidence and attitude of "I know I'm hot, impress me", I - the non-coomer - am grounded in reality enough to know that masturbating to this image would be a complete waste. Meeting a woman in real life, developing an emotional bond, and eventually enjoying sex with would be much more satisfying. It's something I can realistically do if I so choose, and so can you.
So now I ask you, coomer, why do you prefer to try and bring others such as me down to your coomer level, rather than meeting me up here, in a better place?

Remy Lacroix once messaged me out of the blue on facebook. Thought it was a bot or a pajeet, turns out it was her

What'd she say

Age of consent is 16, moralfag

Story time

Jesus this needs to be new pasta

"I like your arms". Told her to fuck off. Checked her page, lots of informal pics with her dog. She seems to like dogs. The most interaction ive had with someone famous. I couldve been the 2389th person to fuck her.

It should be a great story but im a dumbass. Im from England and i reckon she may have been visiting. This was 2015/16 when i had 20 inch arms

>tfw may be getting with a 24 yo khv virgin (female) soon

Did I make it boys?

Most women lose their virginity at 13. How ugly is your girl?

Why would a bot or pajeet tell you they like your arms? Are you an idiot?

Bro cmon, you just ruined the fantasy i was concocting. Not cool. Also shes a virgin. All those scenes were just photoshopped
>tfw an autistic girl likes me

Where'd you get that number? From the 3 girls you know?

Redpilling the goyim on Jow Forums about what the jews are up to

Those two girls? Nah no way

based

Yeah i know, im a fucking moron. I made up for it by banging another porn star though, she worked for Killergram. She was fit but obviously the ego boost from fucking Remy would be amazing.

Killergram girl fell in love with me though, wanted a relationship. Thats a whole nother story

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Liar liar pants for hire

Speaking to girls ive banged. My type is tarty though, fake nails and boobs, so it might be skewed. But women typically lose their virginity far earlier than men.

Friends said the same thing. Thats why i filmed it on my phone. I wouldnt believe it either.

Name

Unironically horrible taste, m8. Fake tits just look fucked.

Nope

I like what i like. I like tarts.

i beat my cock to your porn during my free tme

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Cringe

Based bimbo fetishist.