Who is your Ideal Waifu and Reasons Why Thread

This is a thread about your ideal type of irl waifu. I’ll start with mine. Redheads, because their bodies have special superpowers.

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This is why i lift

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Fake nails, fake boobs, fake eyelashes, and loves to suck dick in cars.

Pic related

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Oy mate you got a license for that post?

Qt sports tomboy, because that’s peak performance

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You dont know what a tomboy is, shes feminine as fuck

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I said tomboy not ftm

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>mfw I'm pretty sure a qt /fitlit/ tomboy will become my gf within the next weeks

She's more perfect for me than I ever could've realistically hoped for.

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>Tomboys
>Posts an incredibly feminine girl

Based rerard

Takes all kinds

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Nice, go for it user

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Tomboys are rough and tumble, not demure. Look at your webm, shes feminine as hell.

People that like tomboys are usually closet homosexuals that are trying to justify their fetish

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N-no

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Its one step away from liking traps. Worse even, at least traps are feminine.

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there's like a whole archetype of girls like this in the webm. it's like their motor functions never fully developed and everything they do and express has like a 1-3 second delay on them. Like Lucie Wilde.

>PLEASE POST HOT FEMALES YESSS THIS IS SO RELATED TO FITNESS MMMMM HOT FEMALES NOOO I CANT GO TO NSFW BOARDS FOR THIS WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THAT JUST LET ME SEE NEW IMAGES OF HOT FEMALES YESSSSS MMMMMMMMM

My ideal waifu is my irl gf, who I won't post.

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There is no irl girl. Otherwise you would post her. Nice larp faggot

Not gonna post her because I know you retarded coomers are sitting around doing nothing with one hand on your dicks.

>b-bro just post her come onnn mmmm females uhhhrhrhhhh gotta find something new to jerk off to mmmmm

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I hate these threads because they remind me that I fucked up.
My ex is 5’9”, light brown hair, blue eyes.
Broke up with her because I was retarded.
My wife is 5’3”, brown hair, light brown eyes.

Yeah man, ofcourse. Could be a standard headshot, not asking for her panties, but ofcourse "she" doesnt exist. Hey ive got a gf too, and i fucked her last night, right in her pussy. With my dick.

I don't respect your perception and appreciation of me enough to post her, user. Simple as.

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Go the fuck back 2 reddit. This isnt fit related you fucking retarded cumbrain tranny.

Reminder that all varbie-haters are trapfuckers.

red hair, blue eyes, asian

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Ah, fantasies.
You have to get real at some point, it's not all about the body in a relationship.
Now let me jerk off, those are some sexy gals.

based retard

Lmao. Theres no girl to post. Its cool, your a kid on your dads laptop, we all play a game. Why mention you have a gf, then say "im not posting her nahhhhh". No one asked, no one cared.

There is no gf.

report back sometime

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You're genuinely cracking me up, you might as well be saying "there is no door to your room, the wooden door isn't there".

Umm bluepilled

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A tomboy acts like man, looks like man, but has the hormones of a woman. Literally the worst of both worlds.

I like my women hyperfeminine.

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Lucie Wilde is a coal burner

that is beside the point but you're right.