Do any femanons actually want a bf from Jow Forums?

I have a scar on my face from when I was a kid. My Mom cut my cheek open with dads hunting knife.

I'm sure it doesn't look that bad. I actually kind of like girls with scars, especially acne ones. How did that happen though?

Females dont go on this board and any self proclaimed "femanon" is literally just a mentally I'll discord tranny, retarded simp OP

Shut the fuck up and kill yourselves you nasty hermaphrodite abominations.

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>What are their motives?
Normalization of faggotry and mental illness. They already succeeded with the former, and with that they've attracted attention of reddit faggots to help them with the latter.

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What problems do you have that makes it hard for you to communicate with people? Are you autistic or something like that? What country are you from, or region at least?

I was playing with moms makeup and stuff and spilled some expensive items. She went crazy, took one of my dads knives and cut open my face. Dad got custody of my brothers and I after that. Mom was a horrible person, though. My dad is pretty awesome, though, so I am not sure how they ever got together.

I'll be your fren, scar lady.

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What a childhood you must have had. What do you do for fun? Any hobbies?

Something something dark knight Joker quote.

she ain't gonna fuck you you pathetic desperate cuck boy.

Damn... she should've stabbed you to death while she had a chance so we wouldn't have to be burdened by your retarded bullshit ITT you revolting lovecraftian tier looking tranny

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Haha, thanks. But I would just disappoint.

Some games, anime/manga, internet, camping and hunting with dad and brothers sometimes. I rarely go outside except for school. But I do help around the house, do most cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.

Give it a rest, lad. Don't you ever get tired of being so hateful?

Im from Colombia, and I think the main cause of my issues socializing is having extremely overprotective parents who never really let me go out except to attend to classes throughout my life. I've been so sheltered that I never got the chance to develop normally, and now its too late for me to ever fix this. I live through video games and the short conversations I have on Jow Forums.
I do suspect Im autistic to a certain degree, but Ive never been to the psychiatrist in my life, so I have no diagnosis and am not sure.

How long do you want to keep this larp up you fucking menace? Your kind is spitting in biology's face, you'll NEVER be a real girl get the FUCK out

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attaboy girl

Oh I'm sorry about that my mom was overprotective too but not really to that degree. How old are you and do you have any plans in life? What sort of video games do you play?

Faggot ass crazy tranny bitch kys

What are you going to school for? What games do you play?

How can I increase the suffering of robots in general? I enjoy it. :)

I'm going to school to learn how to suck dick like the whore I am because no man wants to marry a trashbag tranny

Who is larping now?

But whatever, back to lurking

Hello, slit-mouth woman.
You should consider this for halloween, then guys will just admire your dedication to the art.

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If you're a girl you could lead us on and be really cute and flirty just to suddenly ghost one day.

Im 19, turning 20 in less than a month and I dont really have many plans for the future. I hope to become independent someday and feel more comfortable going outside, and thats about it. I really like bullet hell games but I also really enjoy story-based games like idk the fallout series. What about you?

That cunt has posted before. I do not think she had a Glasgow Smile. Just a puncture wound, I think?

I'd enjoy the blood being drained from your lifeless corpse after being gang banged by several men in a back alley somewhere and watch them cut your body into little pieces

A girl recently started e dating me after we've met and been friends on here a long time. She's nice and smart and talented. I'm waiting for everything to fall apart but it's really nice at the moment. Not sure if that answers your question or not, i really wouldn't bother looking for a relationship in this place though, i just get very bored with normies and cannot bring myself to enjoy my time with them.

who hurt you, buddy?
originally

I've never heard of bullet hell before, I really like story based games too. Mass Effect, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, ect. I really love 1950s aesthetic so that is one reason I really like Fallout. Have you played the first two Fallout games? They are really good. I also play Paradox Grand strategies and WoW. Do you have discord or something like that we can chat on?

This is an 18+ website. Please leave and come back in a few years when you aren't a katana teleporting homosexual.

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You miserable piece of shit. You're the reason this board sucks so fucking much. Little men like you who have no power in their own lives and take to anonymous imageboards to take out their impudent rage on people who didn't do anything to you.

Different user
What do you even plan to do outside?
Do you have any means to be independent?

Also bullet hells are great but I'm autistic and mainly stick to 2hu, IN is probably my favorite but I've only played classic titles.
We should netplay some PoFV

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listen sweetie, trannies aren't real women, and also they aren't people so your reaction is unwarranted. you're probably a tranny too, or gay. you sound pretty gay right now.

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Why the blood draining? It doesn't make sense... What possible use could the gang bangers have for all that blood?

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gay ass faggot ass white knighting beta simp who loves to fuck trannies in their biologically male assholes lmao kys anytime

Thanks for the replies anons, I had to go do something.
I worry if I met a girl from here she would be mentally worse than I am, even though I just have mild depression, anxiety and suck butt in social situations.

I'll take what didn't seem like obvious bait into consideration.

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woman want attention its like drugs to them

gotta get that sweet ass adrenochrome vato. what, you didn't get the memo?

>he doesn't know about the vampires

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Probably the same suffering, maybe worse depend on viewpoint. The only difference is men still have a chance to find a gf even when they're above 30. Women on the otherhand, once they're over 25 they're completely fucked regardless if virgin or not.

>once they're over 25 they're completely fucked regardless
Don't put too much stock in that. Some of us like cake.

Ah, adrenichrome vampires! Of course!

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yes because sweet merciful christ I am lonely but I don't think any robots would find me cute

Are you a Christian? I'll be your e-bf if you are.

Have you tried fren?

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Why not? Are you fat or deformed or something?

I'm not religious ):
I'm shy and no one thinks girls are real on this board
Overweight but I'm losing 10lb/week, is that bad?

You sound like a good girl. You should be careful about losing that much weight that fast, but it does suggest you have good willpower.

10lbs/week is a bit fast. It could also just be water weight. Go slower, but just keep it up, because if you lose too much too fast a lot of people relapse, not to mention the adverse effects it has on your health

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I just want to be beautiful so a robot will love me ):

>Overweight but I'm losing 10lb/week, is that bad?
I dunno. It's just a matter of degree. I was more curious as to why you thought nobody would think you're cute, and being FAT (like xbox hueg, fat) is pretty widely unappealing for people. A bit overweight probably isn't that bad. Also this , from what I hear losing too much weight too quickly can leave your skin fucked up with loose flabs that didn't have enough time to shrink down at a rate to match fat tissue loss. 10lb/week sounds like a fucking lot. Are you sure you're losing that much? That's what, a 35,000kcal deficit from your maintenance?

I was 5'0 310lbs, my skin was already ruined. I'm down to 190lbs now but I want to get to 90-110lbs. I eat 700cal a day and walk to/from work 5 days a week. I lift a lot of "heavy" stuff at work but I think it's only heavy because I'm weak.

I know femanons are real, that's why I made the thread.
good luck with your weight loss, I'm sure one of us would like someone to get fit with to help stay motivated. I'm at a healthy weight but I have no muscle.

Damn, that's some good progress, user. If, and I'm not saying this will happen, but if you end up getting to a point where you're struggling to stick to your diet and end up eating a bunch one day, don't let it get to you. Just carry on like nothing happened the next day and strive to do better in the future. A binge/restriction cycle is its own little hell that you want no part of, believe me.

Fat is just something that we can change, it is within our power.
t. former 230 lbs user who is currently 165 at 5'11''

The TDEE calroic intake for a 5 foot girl is around 1200 - 1000 calories with sedentary exercise.
You should eat at your goal weight, or a little bit more than that.
However more important 700 calories a day is just too little, it's not even 1000!

Make sure you get a lot of protein too.
Protein helps preserver muscle mass through weight loss, along with lifting to maintain even as a girl.

Keep it up though, you've made great progress.
Work harder to have your outside reflect the beautiful girl that you are on the inside, for me.

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Forgot to mention that site was using the weight of 110
sailrabbit.com/bmr/

Where do all the mentally fucked nature loving art loving girls reside?

Hey I'm from Colombia too, near Medellin if that matters. We can be friends if you'd like.

Thank you I'll do my best!!! ;-;

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If you're half as cute as that girl you just posted I'll scoop you up princess style right now.
I'll only cook for us only healthy high protein meals and give you headpats as rewards for sticking towards your caloric goals.

I want a bf but not from r9k. Would not date over the internet at all. I come here to bask in the misery because I am miserable.

No, even though it might be the only place for me to find one, looking for someone here is the stupidest thing ever.

I wanna be your bf and encourage you while you lose weight. I lost 60 pounds myself last year.

>Would love if only femanons were allowed to start threads.
they do already and have for a long time you idiot, and they are always cancer

>do femanons actually want a bf from /r9k?
no because they still have options even if they are very small. If you had options you wouldn't want to date a femanon either, they are absolute bottom of the barrel women, terribly inmature, narcissistic and mentally ill (not to forget that they are also mostly unatractive). If you managed to get a femanon in your life she (asuming she is not a he) would most likely make your life even more miserable. Try and find a relatively normal woman or don't bother at all, you're just chasing a fantasy that's never going to be real

i come here to scope out potential bf's. my standards aren't even high but time and time again i end up disappointed.

how originaly low are your standards?

>implying I wouldn't want a femanon gf by choice
I can relate to them and I feel like we'd get each other and be able to form a more personal bond instead of trying to pretend to be normie around each other

What are your standards? They're probably higher than you realize which isn't a bad thing.

I'd love to meet a laid back woman who's about as screwed up as I am. Some mutual understanding would be great (I imagine).

>not under 20 years old
>genuinely kind, a loner to some extent
>would prefer he's a virgin too but not mandatory
the cinchers
>isn't so disgustingly depraved and dictated by his sexual fetishes
>lives in my fucking area

I fit that criteria except I don't know location, Midwest usa?

>tfw this is me but you're probably in the USA

>24
>try to be kind but that's subjective
>absolute loner, no friends or anything
>virgin
So far so good
>have a ton of fetishes
Is this ok if I just never talk about them or try to get you to do anything weird?
>lives in my area
then what is your area?

Wow, surprisingly realistic and doable standards given the board we're on. I was definitely expecting some normalfag, falseflag-esque shitpost.

You sound like one of those ugly guys to me..

>not under 20 years old
22
>genuinely kind, a loner to some extent
i try to be kind even if i've become a jaded asshole over time, i don't hate or discriminate against anything or anyone. I'm a loner
>would prefer he's a virgin too but not mandatory
i'm a khhv
>isn't so disgustingly depraved and dictated by his sexual fetishes
i don't really have fetishes and i don't really like porn
>lives in my fucking area
and this is why i never get femanons to talk to me because i live in europe

I'm not the best looking that's for sure. For what it's worth I'm not seriously expecting you to be nearby and even if you were I don't think I'd actually be good bf material. Still it's better to take a chance right?

Jesus this thread is so fucking pathetic lmao, you guys should stop being this thirsty

more in the west actually but yes, i'm in the U.S. ld rather not say where specifically
>Is this ok if I just never talk about them or try to get you to do anything weird?
just knowing is enough to make me disgusted

Kek she's not even replying to the other anons posting, it's not worth it guys, I've talked to girls like this and they were boring as hell not to mention the ugliness and stuff, there are better girls out there

Ah yes, my fellow sir. I see you too have ascended above the desire for close companionship. How freeing it is to finally be beyond such trivialities as "emotions" and laugh at those still wallowing beneath us, bound by them.
*tips fedora*

>realistic
>doable
ooh, you'd be surprised. majority of the time when i find someone who fits eventually the dirt comes out. it's also worth mentioning here that i'd like to fit another robots standards, and when i find out they want some very specific flavor of stacy that i can't match it sucks.

me? i'm trying. i admit i'm boring, that's why i hardly bother anymore.

Would you seriously date a "girl" who comes to some anonymous board to complain about how lonely she is cuz tfw no bf and then get like 5 guys being thirsty for her?

Like srsly dude? You think it's worth it? Not to sound rude but girls like that are huge redflags

if you want to talk to a "fembot" then go to a penpal site and search under "female". Most of the girls there have nerdy interests and are relatively mentally stable (although i did talk to one who was batshit crazy and asked me to move in with her after two days of talking & then had a mental breakdown and blocked me). Don't bother with women from here

Women on penpal sites already get far more attention than women here.

Well if you're talking about fetishes, I'd have to imagine that most people have them. I assumed with that line the important part was the bit about not being dictated by them. But yeah, I dunno. I don't talk to anons outside of Jow Forums much (added like 4 people in the 10 years I've been here), but they were/are all pretty cool as far as I could tell.

>they want some very specific flavor of stacy
That's funny. I swear I usually see people talking about how they want someone as reclusive and misfit as they are.

This but these fuckers will never understand, don't bother user anymore, not on penpal sites just other sites or at least other boards(not soc)
It's the same, girls with lack of validation come to this board just to get free attention so it's probably worse

but how will you find a bf in your area if you don't say where specifically. how close to you do you even mean when you say lives in your area?