>a few hours ago
>try to kick in front of a mirror so I can see how high my legs go
>slam foot into wall and break two toes
>one of them is turning purple
Post times you were a brainlet
A few hours ago
Nolan Martin
James Turner
RICE user
Matthew Reyes
I tried to drive through an inflatable donut floating in a pool, but I didn't put my head down and it caught on the donut. I think I was pretty close to breaking my neck
Hudson Powell
What is that device called in the pic OP I've seen it before now it peek my interest
James Jenkins
>try to cut candycane with letter opener
>slip and slice finger clean to the bone
At least it healed quickly.
>open disposable flash camera
>pull that shit apart to see what's inside
>get zapped by the flash charge
>feel fuzzy for hours afterwards
I'm not sure how much of a charge those things used to hold but I was pretty sure I was gonna die as it felt like it lasted a few seconds.
That's pretty much all I have, boring childhood otherwise.
Noah Wilson
the loli skinner
Carson Ward
they get posted a lot in gore threads on /b/.. or randomly elsewhere lol.
Jose Cooper
oh, my gif was broke. here's a replacement.
Easton Harris
this started spreading on twitter of all things a little while ago, how it was allowed or even became popular enough to spawn joke shit like this is beyond me
Kevin Torres
what are you even talking about? orign
Nathaniel Gray
origin is probably 2ch or 2chan but it was big here from the beggining, but gore isn't common on twitter so when it showed up there I was suprised how normally people reacted to it, I guess some of it was it just being blocked by people who have the default sfw filter on
Sebastian Perry
a door was stuck at my house and I yanked it so hard that it swung open and hit the side of my head and concussed me
Bentley Wilson
I'm going to be real with you, user. I don't give a shit about your retarded thread, and frankly I'm glad that you broke two of your toes. I must inform you however, that when I see Danny Phantom in that contraption that I've seen many a times before, the emotions I feel are hard to convey by text. I want. no. NEED. to tell Danny that he is not going through the portal to the Ghost Zone, and that he is not even in his Ghost form, and therefore cannot effectively dodge the effects of that device in human form. It breaks my heart to see him so clueless to his demise.
Jonathan Mitchell
>Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine
There's an anti ghost shield around the device the depowers his ghost form.
Say goodbye to dear Danny, he was too pure for this world
Juan Howard
probably still more humane than lethal injection
James Stewart
laughing my ass my lol lmao
Kevin King
why do you say that ? is lethal injection painful?
Blake Lewis
you might be a braindead retard user but you're a cute braindead retard
Kayden Lewis
LOL he's about to be skinned alive my man
Charles Price
>2006
>11 years old
>making hamburgers on the stove
>want to be like spongebob and flip the patty seamlessly
>go for it
>oil splashes on me
>burns bad
>gets on the inside of my wrist
>leaves a scar
>scar is still there to this day, more than a decade later
Hehe
Zachary Myers
>playing hide and seek with my brother
>can't remember why, but somehow end up getting worked up and running all over the place
>frantically trying to find my brother, plan to run outside to the porch
>instead of opening the door to the porch, I punch through the glass window in the door instead
>glass cuts me deep in two places on my wrist
still have the scars desu
Charles Flores
post those scars
Isaac Cook
it's nothing special
can't even see the smaller one in the pic
Eli Foster
>cute girl blocking a door
>just stand there for like a minute, then pace in a circle
>go back to my car and wait
>get late for class
Parker Miller
women make me feel funny too user
Ryder Flores
Why would sometime take the time to nicely animate shit like that what the fuck
Henry Williams
>be 7 year old me
>riding a 50cc motorcycle down the road
>decide I should see how long I can drive with my eyes closed
>do 2 seconds ez
>then do 3 seconds, np
>go again for 4
>ok lets try one longer
>6...7...8
>open eyes
>bike is going into the ditch
>have enough time to see the barb wire fence as I crash into it
>come out the other side with cuts all over my body, one close to my eye, throat, and one gash on my arm that left a scar for life
Me genius
Julian Martinez
It's pretty old i recall jerking off to it years ago