What do you say to the barber when you get your hair cut?

What do you say to the barber when you get your hair cut?

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>Thanks,exactly what I wanted
Interestingly enough,I dont remember being let down by a barber

>What do you say to the barber when you get your hair cut?
"You too."

I usually just say 5 all around and then I wear a hat

Nothing. I hate pointless small-talk with people I pay for services.

>just tidy it up

Cut it real short so I don't have to come back for months

>falling for the paid haircut jew
either just cut it yourself for free or dont cut it at all.

"Hey man"
"The usual?"
"Yep you got it"

"Getting the usual, John"
"Alright, user, have a seat."

I have long hair. I just get my nan to chop off the dead ends when I see her

i am a hairlet so i just shave my own head

it's better this way

Considering my hairs thining/balding I dont bother with haircuts anymore. It cuts itself and i save money
this too

>3 or so inches of the length and thin it out please
>yep, looks great thanks

I cut the top myself in a sort of hipster trendy layered choppy fashion, so I carefully cut layers then blend and texture with a straight razor. I become very happy with the cut, my self confidence grows and I feel sort of accomplished for learning to do the cut.
Then, since I can't tidy up my side burns by myself, I go to a barber and say
>don't touch the top at all, whatsoever, not even a trim. I do my own cut, please just a shape up on my sideburns/beard line
So then he runs a clipper all the way up the side of my head and tapers the entire thing, completely removing all the hair I wanted to keep in one fucking stroke.
Why do I fucking try anymore why cant I get my point across and get what I want out of a barber
It fucking took me a year to grow my hair out.

cut on top, shaved back and sides
(what number?)
1 please

>all the other staff talk to the customers as they're cutting their hair
>mine says nothing to me
>eventually just starts talking to the other staff and customers while cutting my hair
>get done
>asks how it looks
>'great, t-thanks...'
>actually looks like shit

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why does it seem like only women cut hair now days? where are the real barbers at? I dont want some roastie touching me.

just absolutely fuck my shit up senpai

This feel is known, user
Rest assured.
Why can't I just get a barber to do what I asked them to do? Its less work. Just hold up my layered chunks and do a low tape up underneath em, shape up sideburns into beardline.

I've had that exact exchange with multiple barbers and they always just cut me however they feel like

Any barbers here can you explain what's wrong with my request, or tell me how to Gert what I want
Its $25+ out of my pocket every time because ill tip like $8 out of fear of looking cheap, but in reality I don't even want to pay for the cut as its not what i asked for

I say: shorter, please

I don't get haircuts or regularly cut my own hair. I just let my hair grow long for 2-3 years then give myself a buzz cut.

Well I go to the black barber shop

Off my ears, just barely long enough to comb to the side

Why can't I be a 2hu? I just want to be a cute girl with absurd powers.

This.

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I cut my own hair but I would ask for a "2" all-around.

>The usual, please
Seriously lads, find a good barber and show them a picture of what you want, and every time afterwards they know what to do. I know it looks a bit faggoty showing them an image of some Chad's hair you found online but it saves you so much spaghetti

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Taper thr sides, long on top
na i don't want a gay ass line up

Stop going to mcClips. Just look for barbershops on google maps