/r9gay/ - #738

Yall cowards don't even smoke cock.
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I've been after a twink dom/top/switch since I realized I was gay. Most people I've found/chatted with don't like chubby dudes. Being shy and introverted isn't helping any. And being disabled is doing me so many favors.

The search continues...

the absolute state of gay reddit

Hello gaybots,

I'd like to ask you about Grindr etiquette.

Would it be appropriate to create a profile for my handicapped father, who would like someone to essentially jerk him off, without any associated intimacy?

Remember to bully normans, casual sex=a norman

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>tfw no boyfriend who licks my whole body
>strokes my cock and then mounts himself on my cock milking me good

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good morning meow!

a boys life is only as precious as his pussy

Good morning nyon!
What if meow has couple cats!

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>get SK
>actually going okay
>accidentally stab the jailor
>no one was on him
>huh okay
>gets revived by ret
>fuck it
>stab him again
>mafia wins the game in the end
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do i tell if i love/crushing on a boy or im just horny?

have you never had a crush before user? those are two completely different feelings

i think ive had crushes but they were always short and most of the thoughts were sexual.

Jesus loves you and wants you to be saved, repent of your sinful ways sodomites!

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how do gays reproduce?? I dont want STRAIGHT KIDS

is /cuteboys/ r9gay approved?

>just a reminder
You can redem yourselves degenerates.
A headcount of 20 dead mudslimes will grant citizenship in the new ethnostate.

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Nyo u dum slut

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how are you today meow?

the only r9gay approved community is r9gay

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>how do gays reproduce?? I dont want STRAIGHT KIDS

They can't, God is reverting your children back to their original blessing. As god said he will be with the tenth generation to be blessed. Besides you would do something sick like molest your children anyway. Good people should take away your children if you ever have any.

Meow feels tired and sleepy, couldnt sleep.

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Are we for or against gay ftms?

>tfw no fellow sad bf so we can hug and maybe be a tiny bit happier

Waaay against it
First off no dick. Those surgery dicks are disgusting as well and a complete joke.
They don't feel like a guy. They don't act or sound like a guy. They're almost always pieces of shit full of the usual tranny bullshit.
Far as I'm concerned if you're gay and you date an ftm you're bi. Even if they got the fake dick.

Not against it emotionally, but im not comfortable with sexual things with someone who is post-op. I'm sorry, it's probably the last thing you would want to hear as answer :(
Im sure there is plenty of guys more open minded out there so dw

Hello I need a cute bf, where can I get one?

You should pray fren, =)

I'm cute but I can't be your bf sorry user

against, they pass way better than mtfs but i can't deal with vagina/non-functioning faux dick and i tend to not get along with trannies

Is this more or less gay than everyone being named penis?

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Why not? :(
Are you someone else's bf?
Also I'm cute too, we would make a great couple

Meow prays for quick death in sleep every day!

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Because I'm balding and I'm gonna stop being cute once it's all gone user
It is sad

i counter pray for meows long life and happiness so it'll never work :3

Nah it can't be that bad...
Or can it?

>balding
Poor nyon
Nyoo u traitor!

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Why fren, what is wrong? What gets you down so much?

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I want someone I can recreate this picture with.

Okay, but I'm on the right

>Why fren, what is wrong? What gets you down so much?
Being alive!

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But life is a blessing! Sometimes a blessing can be curse too. But yea life should be treasured.

tfw no cute league support bf

>league
aaaaaand into the trash

Meow doesnt like it.
Good luck finding someone on eune here.

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I believe I might be gay instead of bi.
My gf knows about the later and I'm allowed to screw guys, too... should I just live like this? Losing her as a friend would be terrible for me.
I can continue this without breaking.

Good day Anons!
What are you planning on eating today?

>open relationship
It was built like a house of cards from the beginning.

>I'm allowed to screw guys
Why is your gf a cuck?
Also if you're dating her but feel no romantic connection and you're fucking other people just end it. You can still be friends dude. Just tell her hey, as we've dated I've enjoyed being friends more than partners and I think it'd be best for the both of us to just be friends and find people we both romantically enjoy rather than continuing this.
Don't be a child and act like you're somehow better off depriving her of dating someone that romantically loves her just because you don't want to lose her as a friend. That's just your brains way of convincing you you're better off not changing anything because you don't know if you'd be better off or not, but trust me, both of you would be.

Nothing, im not hungry

Not strictly open. She needs to hear how I met him and approve. Other way round as well.
Also, not allowed to bang chicks. Oh... no...?

Thanks for the uplifting, yet honest attitude. Appreciate it.

go away
thanks

I have some grapes to snack on and then I'll just eat whatever they're serving at the cafeteria tonight

I eventually turn to dislike every single person I interact with too much.
I'm worried this will turn my future relationships sour.

Well, can't ruin a relationship if you don't have one!

>can't ruin a relationship if you don't have one

Smart move user

>tfw lying in bed naked in a hot room smelling of musk
Smells nice.

I want to make anons happy!!!

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>tfw want to meet new online friends maybe a bf
>have to go through the awkward beginning stages of getting to know someone over and over
>all you do is repeat basic questions back and forth
>no conversations go anywhere
i wish i was better at this

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>future relationships
Meoof

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>Cut for phimosis when 12
>masturbation using my dick doesn't even feel that good anymore and from taking 5-10min to cum it takes 30sec to 2min
What am I even doing alive they fucking botched it I have to be a bottom because I have no other choice.

Really? I want to lose my virginity can I use your butt?

Talk to me user and I'll train you to make conversation

The more you talk the better you get at it.
Also, when you 2 cant keep a conversation that might be a sign you arent meant to be together.
I hope you find a bf eventually ;-;

You aren't alone on this one.
I can carry on a superficial conversation without any substance.
I can even tell about myself, but it doesn't have any depth or meaning. I'm just listing facts.

Let him dream.
I feel the same kind of.

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Do you have discord I could add you and we talk there.

Oh my!
I don't have good butt nor am I cute!
Also I live far away...

Looks doesn't really matter too much unless you're a gorilla. I just want to kiss, hug and put my penis inside of you fill you up and give you a big kiss and say it was awesome and then I can die happy.

You need a big hug so you start thinking about your bf more instead of your dick.

anything but
>cute boy sub bottom
>masc dom top
is disgusting and degenerate. prove me wrong.

Aw believe me I want to make my boyfriend happy and I am less important but it's just venting... I wish I could feel good like back then

>Let him dream.
Dreams are illegal
Prison gay

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>not two cuteboys taking turnsespecially if they're both big
Plebeian

cute boy dom top
masc sub bottom

>i wish i could feel good like back then
Dont we all wish that in one way or another?

:(

This was meant for and not the redflag discord person.

Unironically best taste and most underrated

I am a gorirra.
Ook ook !
Ii ii!

>there are robots itt who hasn't gotten their /r9gay/ bf yet
What are you bakas doing? Go grab one already!

Fags fuck off back to /lgbt/ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I want one GIVE ME ALREADY!

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why are american indians a joke? why dont white boys submit to them as much as they do black men?

Same but then you all start playing games and ignoring others or becoming too distracted to start a conversation so

Indians -> asian -> small dicks

LDR hurt often.
And I'm really far away from most people so it's not like central Europeans..

The only robot on r9gay is meow, and meow cant date the meow >:3

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Native Americans can be hot as fuck, I want one as my bf

i guess so user, it happens with almost everyone though, so i think it's just a problem with me

>I can even tell about myself, but it doesn't have any depth or meaning. I'm just listing facts.
exactly user! i feel like we're sharing stuff and learning about each other but it never goes anywhere beyond surface level and it just feels really uncomfortable the entire time

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i meant native indians

>it's another every woman I come across looks and smiles at me episode
G I V E M E M E N

Maybe this is why we could use a general /r9gay/ discord server rather than awkwardly talking in private all the time

You have to do things together after learning about each other. That builds the bond further.

I've had this happen with people, but then sometimes it just clicks and you just start talking and talking. It isn't you desu. Besides, you are talking to people that maybe also have trouble finding a bf or friends, so it's likely that you can't instantly relate, and also likely it's also their fault that the convo isnt going.

Why make a discord server for a board? Doesn't that kinda ruin the general purpose of a board?

Because discord removes the anonymity aspect so it's a step towards getting closer to people.

There is a board for people like you called /soc/

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Anyone else get turned on by their own body?

Can you suck your own dick? Otherwise you arent allowed to

how do i forget about my bfs past?

>how do i forget about my bfs past?
what was his past?

he's had only 2 bfs but one is really attractive. I feel like a downgrade he's gonna get bored off soon.