Hi user. Your mom brought me here. Mind if we have a little chat?

>Hi user. Your mom brought me here. Mind if we have a little chat?

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Sure, Chris. Just don't eat me.

Uh nah I'm boutta head out now, m8.

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dude should do porn

morning, fag.

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Actually kekked out loud. This is the quality content Jow Forums needs.

Back on topic. What is it about this guy that gives serial killer vibes?

>grips tightly unto knife
Yeah I was j-j-ust w-wondering if you could stop throwing your trash into my bin?

those eyes are stone cold mang

>tfw so autistic that I would be one of the anons who wouldn't flip shit and run off or hide, but would sit and listen just for someone to talk to
>ywn be visited by Chris to feel better about yourself

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The longer he looks at you the more of your soul he steals

>*sets dining table*
>*pours two glasses of champagne*
>*readjusts lighting*
>*pulls chair out*
>lets chat

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>this is how it goes in user's head
>pic related is reality

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My theory is that this guy is actually the center of the hivemind for autists and every video is just an excuse to add another autismo to the sperg collective. He's like the brainbug or the borg queen. Just look at those cold, calculating eyes, scanning the quality of the biomatter before him.

They say bright light casts dark shadows. You really do have to wonder what lies at the center of this man's heart.

I'd love to see a version where a guy goes around the world meeting r9k robots and talks with them.

Sure you want some ice cream?

Not really serial killer per se but more of a psycho

Exactly! He gives me the creeps! First time I saw his videos, I got the feeling there was something very wrong with him. He's not "off". "Off" people are fine. He is wrong somewhere in his heart. I don't know what it is.

i'm 90% sure he just fucks the kids moms instead of killing them or whatever twisted shit r9k would have you believe.

i'm sure these poor women get lonely. fathers probably left the instant their wife shat out a potato, and all their time is spent caring for their vegetable instead of riding the cock carousel. he provides a valuable service and keeps these women off the streets and out of jail.

Who is this man? oro

oh god. I shouldn't laugh, but your post left me in tears.

>shat out a potato
>caring for their vegetable

oh god. oh god. I can't stop laughing.