Enough bullshit. How do I get a girlfriend

Enough bullshit. How do I get a girlfriend.

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By talking to girls and asking them out until one says yes.

Show her pictures of your figurine collection. And talk about trains. Girls be crazy about locomotives.

It's not that hard, you just work on yourself until you are above average in hygiene and respectability, then you don't act like a sperg, don't take bold stances on anything unless you know she agrees beforehand, nothing negative, and eventually the girls will be drawn to you.

create a facebook profile, add everyone you know, start adding people you have lots of mutual friends with, build a big friends list, post music and drawings and photos and shit you like (you never necessarily have to post pictures of you, just shit that represents your interests, the cool ones) then add girls in your town you have lots of mutual friends with. exchange likes with them, engage in conversation with ones that leave you likes or that you leave lots of likes. that's the way everyone does it in 2019, the "just go to bars and play cool lol" is a 20th century meme. good luck

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>muh hygeine
why do you normalniggers say this over and over again?

By just being youself, idiot.

Because nobody is into foul BO

>using normiebook to meet girls

Uhh.. no one still uses fb for meeting girls do they? I stopped doing this in like 2009 when I found out about dating apps.

fagbook is shit, no one uses it at all
in the same tree, dating apps are full of roasties who completely ignore anyone who isn't omegachad

Simply find a cute poor-hygiene GF.
Problem solved.

even the ugly girls reject anyone who isn't omegachad, the whole world's fucked when below average or even average dudes can't even think about finding the worst girl in the world

You need to have something to offer over the competition. Social status & money first and foremost. A mans worth typically doesn't extend past what he can create for others

Girl here,

I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10

>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale

>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha

>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.

>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $35, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.

>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition

>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.

>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.

>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.

>Be an asshole
We don't tell you, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you are really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.

That's it. Its all simple if you ask me.

Do not forget-- just be yourself! :)

Yes! This!
The only part i don't agree with is >be tall.
I would even date men that are 5'10. Height isn't even that big of a deal to me.

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prove it poser

hey I remember saying basically this but shorter

High quality shitpost

Do you honestly believe women are attracted to dirty, smelly, unwashed men with bad teeth and a scraggly beard?

That explains why your still a virgin

honestly? just earn a fair sum of money and go to the Philippines as a sex tourist man, just abandon ship in the west when it comes to sex or dating cause shit is mega fucked right now due to hypergamy

getting a girlfriend is extremely easy

Femanon here.
Height is very important. I would NEVER date a guy less than 6 ft.

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>POTION SELLER ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES, I'M GOING TO DEBATE AND NEED YOUR STRONGEST MALE VITALITY PILLS

So is suicide the only option if I'm 5'4?

You could also acquire currency and fuck bitches.

By not using Jow Forums

The 3 most important things to women are height, confidence and money. You need a lot of at least one of them to get laid, and a lot of at least two to get a gf/wife.

If you're a manlet, you re ONLY hope is to get lucky and meet a tiny girl, or to become rich and confident

5'4 is the ideal bottom. You could be getting tons of dick right now.

Have you thought about transitioning? You could make a cute fucktoy

What about if I have 0 attraction to men though? I've tried to find men attractive and I just feel absolutely nothing. I like women and I'm not interested in dick at all.

Shower
Look presentable
Don't wear fedoras in public retards
Drop the I'm too edgy act it's fucking cringe
Make small talk about common things like music and TV shows
Do not talk about your fucking iq nobody fucking cares
Don't be fat
Be at least 5'7 but theres some girls that actually like manlets

look at nature you faggot. the females in nature are going for the males that can provide good genes, resources and parental skills.

>Be at least 5'7 but theres some girls that actually like manlets
Why do you fucking faggots keep saying "be tall" like it's a choice? What the fuck am I supposed to do about it if I'm short?!

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wear high heels faggot

Well that means you will need to work extra hard on the other things my father is 5'4 and he still nabbed my mom back when was a stacy. Hm so yeah you can do it just shower clean yourself and learn how to dress also lose weight if you're fat nobody likes fat people unless it's a fetish. Also try to be interesting and get a good job with good pay

If you're short you play to the advantages of it.

Show them your level 90. World of Warcraft Mage, and tell them that you love to wear big analplugs, girls will love you instantly.

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>short
>advantages

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Get ripped to compensate for being a feminine height

>looks
>health
>easy to get fit