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Right about now, the funk soul brother edition

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first for chika's a nonce

Name a better city than Liverpool.

(Protip: You can't)

Based trips of pedo bashing

>Name a better city than Liverpool.
Glasgow

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2 for 1 pizzas would have saved Jamie olivers restaurant chain tbf

Scumdee lidled

he should have done turkey twisters

Edward, see those alluring lights?
Tonight will be your very last night

A woman said "I know my son is dead
I'll never rest my hands on his sacred head"

Hindley wakes and Hindley says
Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, and says
"Oh, wherever he has gone, I have gone"

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Chicken in the oven, lads, but takes about three hours.

prole and proud

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Anyone caught with anime nonce shite on their hard drive should be deported to the pitcairn islands.

#
fuck replied in old thread
how hard did you have to google before you found a video i'm a language you don't understand
Porra viado do caralho

Reminder I could put anyone here in a Colombian necktie and choke you beyond unconsciousness and into either brain damage territory or savant level mathematical abilities.

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>Name a better city than Liverpool.
Durham

Remembering when I was about 12 I put some lads window in with a glass bottle. Was very invigorating. It's probably good I moved out of a council estate at 13.

Based and spliffpilled

i eat fish sometimes but not meat

god these people need to be holocausted. wheres dear herr hitler when you really nees him.

>people spend all day here talking to each other but no one wants to meet up and spend the day with each other exploring the real world

had a good laugh at this one lod

You're not a council estate fella anymore fella. You moved out before prime suffering years, prime formative years. You are nothing more that a richlad now fella. Cleanshirt. Normal. Not weedpilled. Not prolepilled. Faggot. Nonce

>people spend their day on r9k
>oh my god they don't like going outside??????

Now I'm only speaking for myself here Poley, but I don't imagine that many people are keen on meeting an actual sex offender.

Wrong. Nobody wants to meet up with you, you dirt incest nonce!

3 hours? How big is this chicken lad? I usually put one in for half that time

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Not rich, lad, and far from a clean shirt but I'm not complete scum. Probably would have had more mates if I stayed in the council estate where I was popular, instead of moving city and going to a new secondary school and being bullied relentlessly. Swings and houndashouts, lad.

Listen fella. I like you. I think you are batshit mental and funny. But if I were to be seen with you in public within a two mile radius of a tranny paki I would have to instantly Thai clinch you and knee you in the head, viciously, followed by an arm snapping Americana.

Just a big massive breast joint, lad. Probably won't take 3 hours but I usually put it in for a bit more than it says cause it's never fucking accurate, it isn't.

*machineguns an entire herd of cattle just for the sheer fun of it*

A namefag AND underaged. Cancerous duo.

>But if I were to be seen with you in public within a two mile radius of a tranny paki I would have to instantly Thai clinch you and knee you in the head, viciously, followed by an arm snapping Americana.

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>big massive breast

phwooooaar

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> not breaking into the private rugby union club and spray painting over their all weather pitch calling them rich nobheads at the age of 15 and getting chased out by the private school kids
You ain't ever been a council estate fella, fella

> his family owned a house
> his family privately rent
Absolute cleanshirt fella

Boneless, innit. WITH stuffing. Phwoar. Hate bones, I do. I'm all about BOBELESS.

kek, the numale that chucked a milkshake at Nige got charged with assault

wtf why is scea threatening to assault moni? pretty sure thats against us law

At this point you must know I'm not SCEA. So I can only assume that you think it annoys me to be associated with SCEA.

Incorrect, I love the down and out. They remind me of home. As for you, autismpaki, I would spin your head around your neck that many times your neck would look like a corkscrew and eventually disintegrate

Jesus, do you fags ever talk about anything other than tripfags?

Everybody's talking at me
I don't hear a word they're saying
Only the echoes of my mind

People stopping, staring
I can't see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes

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whenever someone says scea i always read it like sony comupter entertainment of america.

Same lad it's very annoying I tell ya

go fuck some ponies and leave us alone you fat bald cunt

why don't you make friends in real life then if it's bothering you so much and stop attention whoring on here

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you have to remember he's a non-passing tranny sex offender

Are Mayuri and SP still enemies?

just ignore him and laugh at how many times hes been btfo'd
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I feel like ive been living in
A city with no children in it;
A garden left for ruin by a millionaire
Inside of a Nonce asylum.

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just brewing some opium tea lads
feeling like a victorian poet ngl

Been drinking half a bottle of vodka everyday for a week now lads, wish I'd stop.

Imagine the smell
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is there anywhere the lads can play a card game? like that chess thing a while ago but for cards where we can just have our own server or something?

Now then now then what's goin on here
can't have you insulting a large part of our britfeel economy sir, gonna have to ask you to step this way.

Whats your fave musics fellow britanons?

>fellow britanons
fuck off Xi Jinping we know its you

You're breaking my heart lad. Please stop.

He's been eating pizza wizza and burger wurger every day for over two months now. I just wish he'd stop, I wish his mum would stop enabling his fast food habit I wish Help Helper Lad would finally get the very real help he needs before he reaches the point of no return.

HERE COMES JOHNNY YEN AGAIN
WITH THE LIQUOR AND DRUGS
AND THE FLESH MACHINE
HE'S GONNA DO ANOTHER STRIPTEASE

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Do you guys ever think stuff like ...Fuck society just like fuck it man.
Thanks for reading my blog.

Bet your favourite music is that faggot George Michael. Bet you'd love getting caught mid-bum by the police in a public toilet.

lad were all gonna reach the point of no return sooner or later, some of us already have, just let helper have his nice pizzas and junk food

>concern trolling
gay

Living on a council estate has probably made my mental health a lot worse. Mind you, most people here are ok but at the same time the scum of the earth live here and it only takes one bell end.

what happens on the council estate?

how long have you been on an estate for? havent you ever lived on one before now?

Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them, too
Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
Oh, when that love comes down without devotion
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showin' you the door
'Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta' have faith
Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith
I got to have faith, faith, faith

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My entire life. I have never got used to it and it hasn't hardened me, it has had the opposite effect.

Lots of drug dealing, crack head mothers pushing their pram, chav gangs causing trouble, shootings, kids playing footy in the streets, everyone wearing track suit, some bell end speeding on a moped or whatever the fuck they are called.

My Dad died a few months ago. Last week a letter arrived from a storage company in London saying that his payment had bounced.

We didn't know he had a storage unit, so we went out there dreaming of a secret stash of antiques or something.

The unit was full of tranny shit. Wigs, clothes, make up and a drawer full of dildos. There was also a hamper full of adult baby stuff, which turned my stomach.

My brother and I packed it all up and burned it out behind his business. We both swore to never tell my mum or even speak of it to each other. A truly grim duty.

woulda offered you a fiver for the hamper

*rattles jar*
that'll be 50p please

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Kingston upon Hull

>Lots of drug dealing, crack head mothers pushing their pram, chav gangs causing trouble, shootings, kids playing footy in the streets, everyone wearing track suit, some bell end speeding on a moped or whatever the fuck they are called.
was all of this is in old estate but replace the shootings with stabbings, glad i got out when i did, you have my sympathy user

throwing fireworks in gardens was also a thing on my old estate too now that i think

Music from Big Dick by the band lad. Scorsese has a kino documentary about them. Think this lad will like it alot too
,

At an old mans bar, everyone calling me big man, have i made it lads?

>181cm
>80kg
>16 inch arms
> semi visible 6pack

time to cough up mate this is a big one.

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Your dad sounds like a right laugh mate.
What do you think his drag name would of been?

After the way you turned on Andy and Shippy I'm not surprised nobody wants anything to do with you.
Maybe if you apologised to them it would be a start?

Can someone with a bit more ebay / paypal sense give me a tip here;

I recently set up an ebay account and linked it to my paypal, I'm selling an ipad that I no longer use. Someone has sent me an offer and said "This amount is what you'd get after the 10% ebay fee, can I just send you the money via paypal, that way it's cheaper for me and you get the same amount anyway". The math is correct, he's offering what i'd get after ebay fees.

However my concern is that this is some kind of scam, what should I do?

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Pretty good stats lad, are you a facelet tho?

>Music from Big Dick by the band lad. Scorsese has a kino documentary about them
The Last Temptation of Christ?

love NEETs

respect wagecucks

'ate students (especially first years

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likely scam, also against ebay tos, not like anyone would report you, but still

No idea. Ive had girls call me handsome tho so maybe average

Used to be more stabbings but for whatever reason guns are becoming more common.

It's a chargeback scam. Report him for suggesting payment outside of eBay, it's against the terms.
Be sure to obtain proof of postage and receipt too.o

>why do you hate middle class people between the ages 18-25 user

the state of these people

What is the chargeback scam? I've never really used Ebay. I'm guessing he just contacts his bank and says it was a false payment or something?

Yeah I thought it was against the tos

anyone else's youtube recommendations been kinda fucked up the past couple of days?

Sends you payment
You send item
He claims item is broken or didn't arrive, is able to recover payment (PayPal nearly always sides with buyer)
You're left without the iPad or any money

He'd claim the money back from Paypal and unless you had tracked proof of delivery there'd be nothing you could do about it

Ah makes sense, something didn't seem right about it when he messaged me.

that's probably why she killed herself, because she knew you wouldnt accept her

Even if you track proof you are fucked. He will just claim he got an empty box

for about 2 months now i keep getting these disgusting r*ddit video recommendations even though i always click "not interested"

He died from a stroke caused by the fact he was addicted to amphetamines.

*walks into the thread*
Alri lads?

Chem eng lad?

Keep getting dirty looks from my boss whenever I scroll past a porn ad.
Miserable old prude she is.