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thats silly
that doesn't work
and I don't know what that is, might just stick with reddit
Buy Jow Forums pass nerd
i'm not a nerd fag, i'm gay
good
fuck off
this is why no one likes aussies
this
you too, you koala fucking cunt
getting liked is low on my priorities faggot
yeah nah, can't climb trees
sorry I can't fap in peace, thats why I'm a bit cranky.
thats why sheep>koala
brah do it in your room who even cares
Mum doesn't know of privacy, and dad won't give a hand
are you 12?
if your mum barges in just look her in the eye until she leaves
Did that once and got grounded for a month
>in room wanking
>mum walks in
>stay in room for a month bad boy
>slow smile creeps across face
what the fuck man
why dont you do it outside like a caveman or some shit then? try and cum on a snake or spider? secluded places aren't rare you know
>Mum whips out cock
> Smile slowly fades
>Pins me down and enters my umkempt asshole
>"Please no mum, I - I'm sorry, it hurts"
>"Son, this is what you get for being a bad boy"
>Cums in my ass after what feels likes hours
>Manage a weak smile
>Turn around and Mum removes her mask
>Its Bill Fucking Murray!
>mfw
>suddenly shrek appears
its all ogre now
>snake or spider
No snakes here, only kiwis which are great cause their lack of wings makes them look like amputees
>Donkey emerges with Shrek from the darkness
>Go to suck his donkey balls
>approach him from behind
>instantly reflexes and kicks me in the face with his leg
mfw
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