/britfeel/

>Buy and Renovate furniture as a hobby / side cash
>List the finished items on Gumtree etc
>Always say prices are non negotiable
>Say the reason is I personally deliver the items
>Item gets sold
>Drive it over to buyer
>"Can't you knock, like,10 quid off? I only have this much cash on me"
EVERY FUCKING TIME. EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU PEOPLE THAT THINK YOU'RE THE BUSINESS MIND OF THE GENERATION BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY CAN'T STAND PAYING THE ASKING PRICE.

FUCK.

Benjamin? is that you? did you post a solid in the downstairs lavatory?

i sincerely hope my folIy ITT has not affected ur mental well being chika

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First sip and its actually not that bad.

That's why you make them pick stuff up mate, because then it's their own time they've wasted and they're less likely to fuck you about

>he doesn't wear a watch

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>youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

love this song
simple as

>acetone
what that?

Binky is a dog it's pretty simple. Yes he looks like the Honey Monster but he's a dog, I swear.
Also, Goofy is a dog and Pluto is a dog. Why are there sentient dogs and pet dogs?

Plant trees

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>he DOES wear a watch

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Lads :( anxious times in the home at the moment.

My chavvy older brother came in with his bike and wanted to change his tires or some shit, and needed the pump and tools here.

He was making a lot of noise, lots of loud banging and frustrating sounds in the hallway and we have neighbours so their kids are likely sleeping ready to go to school.

My mum asks him to stop making all that noise, she said it nicely, and when he came in she tried to explain to him why he can't be doing that and he completely lost it and started shouting at her and went back to making EVEN MORE noise.

Made her cry ...

It's not fair because she's supported him throughout all his life and all he ever does is disrespect her, rob her of money, lie, and cause havoc everywhere.

It's just not fair lads. Now we'll just be in anxiety until his inevitable "apology".

Just imagine literally being a member of the conservative party

>Goofy is a dog
goofy is actually a 'funny animal' officially

I did an exercise I saw somewhere of copying a picture you like by eye by breaking it down into simpler shapes. I drew someone from a mango I like.
Probably the best thing I've drawn so far, but she looks a bit silly.

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Stop being so fucking poor, jesus christ

I'm not poor, I'm laughing at yasin

>funny animal
What the fuck is that shit? Goofy is definitely a damned dog!

Nail polish remover anonyn

We've all seen SCEA's watch around his hand. That's all I needed to tell me that wearing watches is for fat insecure blokes.

Normie problem I know but
>tfw when you're watching tv with bae and you're kissing for most of the episode then you don't know what's happening

I tried that. The difference is the cunts show up at my house having deliberately brought less money than agreed on. I'm fucking sick of it. I've started including "Please do not agree to buy this item then deliberately have less than the agreed sum of money on you at time of delivery. I will just turn around and go home". That still doesn't stop the cunts. I literally had one guy try to haggle 50p off. 50 fucking pence.

Imagine wearing a M&S polyester suit and an Argos watch and thinking you look sharp.

India is a big country

wahey, got 2 days off next week, 4 days straight because weekend
gonna NEET it up!

just done it, proper stinker it was lad.

>Nail polish remover
that's hideous lad please stop

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too right mate, burtons cotton-polyester blend for me

>being told one of your lavatories is off-limits for turdings without good reason

establish household dominance as the alpha male by doing it anyway

You are probably more of a disappointment to your mum than he is though lad. Nothing personal. But just the way it is.

Horrible Histories the TV show. Yay or nay? Read in leddit it ws funny for adults too but watched an episode today and it was shite.

wow what a huge kitchen sink drama

i bet everyone on your deanobox estate will be discussing that tomorrow

youtu.be/Sg14jNbBb-8

vid related
its me getting Help Helper Nonce banned for avatarfagging.
The time for happiness and frens is over.

Next wool blend for me lad. Holds my pissy wissy smells longer because I don't want to pay the dry cleaner.

getting into a relationship is unironically only worth it if you really like the other person because they take up too much time. Shagging isn't worth it
When i was more normal i remember dating girls and they would always want to text with me, talk on the phone and see me multiple times a week, its a full time thing.
I don't understand people who get into relationships for the sake of it

Fat lad trapped in a car on Channel 5 lads

The attack on my life has left me with heart disease.

Its really not as bad as people think. Its dangers have just been hyped up hy the government because of muh drug control. jist a stronger version if alcohol.

I thought this was a nice /feel/ community. I don't have any friends so I thought for once I'd vent and now I feel worse from it. Lesson learned.

>voluntarily watching channel 5

You can take our IPs, but you can never take our frendship.

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That fact she's made from mango makes me want to fuck her. That's if it's the buttery kind of mango, not that stringy bullshit.

m&s used to be associated with quality, well made clothes mum says, now they're shit, she continued

I'll watch any program with big fat cunts
His neck is too fat for a neck brace lel

You sound like you're definitely younger than 18

Mods

What % alcohol would it be?

Just go and smack him round the face and tell him to stop being a little bitch and to shut the fuck up. If he's a Chav then the only thing he'll understand is violence.

Looks cute user. Should keep drawing!

Haha thanks lad just managed to catch the end of it
Channel 5 love their fat people programs
It can be depressing but good for a laugh
Mental how some people get that size innit

Can you feel it, user?
Can you feel the hatred? The spite? The anger?
So many have given themselves over to it, I was once like you... naive, friendly... kind...
That all changed
Join us. Join the Sulkanons.

no clue. just have to see as i go along

books >>>>> tv show
keep at it lad you will be making mangos some day

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Mummy cares.

The Uk seems to have alot of shows making fun of fat and retarded people like undateables. They pretend its not but it is.

>tfw undateables can get a date but i cant
i am less dateable than any of them

This lass now is an absolute unit, needs a team of 4 to get her out the fucking house

didn't realise there be a programme about units on tonight
smdh

nothing wrong with a bit of societal bullying to get tubs of lard to shift some fucking weight

Undateables just pissed me off because I'm diagnosed autism and I know I'll never be able to hold a relationship and I barely even want one and then I see the happy go lucky normie chad autists on that show and I think it's all set up.

They should be ridiculed, they cost our emergency services huge amounts of money.

remixing and pouring the drink
leandoer fuck what you think
mind fucking these girls like a shrink
cannons, my balls make you sink
i'm flipping the pack, money pink
SBE in this bitch i got stink
came thru with a rug made of mink
i'm geeking, my Balmain's all pink
whitearm, smoking dope, make it stink
they call me up when i link
bitch i just left a new flight
i'm falling i'm falling on sight
i think that she might be my type
Prada shades on my face, i'm alright
my chain black and my diamonds white
fuck all the fame and the hype

Tbf Jane wouldnt be that bad if she werent a disgusting 40 stone slob. She could even be a fitty.

You can get a date but you have standards higher than some autistic half blind girl or downie.

Would you lads be able to date a cute lass with tourettes? Don't think I would. Would have to headbutt the cunt.

id love a blind gf desu

>think I'm having a panic attack
Aye, that's the problem.

She's still going to know you're ugly after she feels your face

Of course it's all set up.
youtube.com/watch?v=7no7KGKaBhk

I would yeah, tourettes is a good laugh.
Once they're relaxed it's fine so I bet they'd be fine day to day.

Don't see why tourettes would be an issue I'd probably just find the funny side of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=P5PV1Bqw0SA

was going to go beddy byes but now im having to delay it to watch fat lad get cut out of his car

I do lad. Maserati watch as well, the birds love it

Sick of seeing that absolute mong. Bet he thinks people are laughing with him too. Gives us autists a bad name.

Pissed myself when I saw he had a massive diet pepsi in the cup holder

No end of trouble in public is why, do you really want to get into a fight with a pack of black men after she calls them all bannable words?

September 2016 was the peak of my sex life

>tfw wrist is so small I have the strap on the smallest opening and it's still loose

>tourettes programme
>guy starts a new job
>first thing he says to his colleagues
>'uh-oh niggers...'

Don't forget to vote tomorrow, lads

You wouldnt find it funny when she starts saying "Anona gotta tiny cock" really loudly in public so all the staceys giggle and the chads are like " you wanna see the size of me old boy then" to her and you end up getting cucked.

Just hang a sign round her next that says 'soz'

my qtfu may have revealed today that she's single. i thought she was taken, there's hope lads!!!!!!!

in all likelyhood I'm gonna flake out at 10am then wake up at 10pm

Should just drop this big lass in a swimming pool and leave her

youtu.be/fgnuaVf0ihU?list=PLtiZDRhVuHtc_nI2-okLRW8gIiYNUaMcZ

>Be horrible stinking mentally ill nonce
>Try to meet up with 13 year old kids whilst lurking in your care home
>But you weren't talking to her! You were talkin' to me!
>Turn up at the care home with your based nonce hunting crew and sting the greasy little nonce
>His carer (his mum) rushes to his aid
>Keeps apologising for the nasty little nonster she's spawned
>Big Bazza threatens to citizens arrest her as well for protecting a nonce
>Stupid bint panics and the nonce hunters tear her to shreds

Not even your mummy wummy can save you now...

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I'd probably just headbutt her as I said. I'm a hard nut like that.

At least he's making an effort. Gotta give him some respect.

Big body squad, what a lovely bunch of lads

nonce hunting is the oldest profession in the UK

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