CONFESS SINS

>CONFESS SINS
>HULK SMASH PUNY SINS

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No thanks
I'm protestant so I confess my sins to god

>HULK KNOW THAT JESUS LOVE ALL DENOMINATIONS

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I lust for women with make genetalia.

male

I secretly wish Black Widow was spooning me

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that's nothing to be ashamed of

I keep jerking off to porn.
>5258665
Ah, so you're a sinner.

I'm a Theosophist.

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this board isn't even anonymous why would i do that

this thread has been hijacked by the Fascist party of Poland

Just leave the fucking thread

i can't do that, i've been hijacked by the fascist party of Poland

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based

Can’t you at least post more, you have an attention grabber yet you do nothing with it

I want to make it to lamboland. Can I be saved

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>NO

I want to do a suicide

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don't do

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Amen, brother

I know deep down inside my heart, that all my problems exist because I have never tried hard enough in my life. I have half added everything that could be considered a challenge in life and when my peers stoped trying to make me do my work I stopped trying altogether. I have no true passions in life. I am content to just eat, shit, play vydia, browse internet and sleep every day for the rest of my life. As much as I hate this routine it has become to comfortable for me to change it. The only thing that sometimes makes me still feel alive is walking my dog. She makes me still feel like I have to live just to be there for her. I am such an utter disappointment yet I do nothing to change that. I will fail my classes again this year I will never get my degree and I will be here on this site again next year saying the same thing. Fuck me I should have never been born.

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sometimes my paranoia drives me to lash out at others when they don't deserve it

Well, forgoing the Hulk persona thing, I’d say get some more fresh air then. Jow Forums is fun and all but you need some time outside of it. Just take a break for the day and just see the fucking clouds and the blue sky

Shit, this got dark. Are you on medication or have a psychologist?

no and no
I'm not sure what you're taking out of that which isn't there but I don't think I need either of those things.

Oh, you mean regular paranoia

I'm pretty sure I use to help a serial killer by accident

I'm having trouble thinking of things, so I think my sin is believing that just because I'm getting my act together means I'm somehow above further improvement. Hopefully this will pass once I get more accustomed to my new life

Details user, details.

I used to work security at some salvage place at night. There was always this employee that'd leave town for a few days and come back with a new car he wanted to salvage. Me and him were on good terms so I didn't mind letting him in late at night or early in the morning since he was the first or last one out anyway.

After a while he stopped showing up to work, he'd svaed enough money to move to Europe or soething. Turns out that a few ppl that were missing in towns across the county also had thier car's stolen. Their descriptions matched the ones he used to bring in whenever he ever he came back.
I quit my job and moved states after that.

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So you helped him sell the victim’s cars and dispose of the evidence at the same time, impressive

fucking neat. anything about the guy jump out at you in hindsight?

Not at all. The man was a real pleasure to work and talk with. Maybe just how charismatic the fucker was. He could convince you to jump off a roof with him if he wanted.
Not even the cars were suspicious since they were all practially junk. I also knew he had a cousin that collected junkcars and never finish working on. After a while I just assumed they all came from him.

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Well, that’s apparently how psychopaths are. Nobody thought Ted Bundy was a serial killer

interesting. could you describe him? also is he the reason you moved or was that unrelated? how long after you stopped seeing him did you find out about the crimes?
btw why didn't you report him to the cops? you figured it was too late for that since he had gone to europe or you felt too close and were afraid he'd come after you?

The only thing that worries me is that I got a letter and some cash from the guy a month ago. Talking about how he's been in Europe and want's to start writing on a regular

Post the letter with shit censored my man

fucking yikes. how did he know where you were? did the people at your job know where you moved to?

He's 6'2", brown hair about shoulder length and green eyes. Yes he's the reason I moved, and about four months after he left. I didn't say anything since I was afraid I'd be guilty by association

i stopped learning japanese after katakana

>be me
>see good Jow Forums meme
>think it is good idea to save image and share with meme friend
friend is really anti religious so he’d like
>save image
>start to scroll down page
>”u wot m8”
>won’t scroll
>tap screen repeatedly
>Freak out
>tap home button
>it doesn’t work
>oshit.png
>start smacking off button
>both at same time
>a little later
>screen turns light grey with glitch on right
>like this for 5 seconds
>screen blacc
>success

Lesson is:
Don’t save this image

don't see how you would be guilty but who knows with the american justice system. you might have to report him anyway if he's found you

Probably will

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Holy shit, he came through

would've been here sooner but for some reason each edit I did was over 2mb

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oh and to answer how he found me he probably asked our old boss. I married his daughter when I left town.

Think positive man. Only person thatll bring you up or down is yourself. Go travel one of the islands like Kos or something, take a break. Avoid britbongs

Well, just don’t get yourself killed, you should probably respond to him though. He might get pissed as he knows where you live

oh fug, that's ominous knowing what we know
>time was short
kek, he was probably on the run. good thing he at least only wants to correspond and not visit you. he might be on a list somewhere and the cops might scoop him up if he tries to enter the country. do you have any indication the police were aware of him?
> I married his daughter
is that who Becky is? did she pass away? sorry for your loss if so.

They didn't have any clue for a good year and a half after he left. They didn't find the first body until then. And Becky was my wife.
I already wrote a letter back with the usual graces.
>oh I'm fine, thank you for your condolences, nice to hear from you ect.
I'm not gonna visit him unless he's extremely adamant about it

damn, what a story. thanks for sharing it.
do you mind posting some news article about one of the murders you suspect he committed or would that bring heat down on you?

I don't think it ever left the local newspapers in the county. I could call a friend of mine that's a sheriff and send me a few copies but that'd take a while to get my hands on. Also considering I was supposedly the last person to see him I'd rather not draw too much attention to myself

got it, i understand. have you ever told the story to people irl?

I killed Stannis Baratheon.

Only person I told was my late wife. It just didn't seem like a good storie to talk about while still in the States. As well as the general shame i feel about the entire thing and how i could have probably stopped him.

well what could have you done? you didn't know he was killing people at the time right? or did you figure it out while he was still there.
>still in the States
what do you mean? are you planning on moving out?

Just from the cars he was bringing in. Probably should've been a little suspicious of that. And yeah I'm thinking of moving out of the US. I know a few ppl in Chile that owe me a few favors and can probably start new there if needed.

Idk there's always gonna be a part of me that thinks I could have done something. It's just a mess

eh, doesn't sound like there was anything you could have done except maybe reported it to the police after it happened. at least not to me.

well, thanks again for sharing the story, it was very interesting. best of luck to you in life, whatever you decide to do.

Thanks for listening and god bless. May life be good for you as well

Where is the hulk sex .gif?

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thanks doc.

Hulk Smash!

Father forgive me for I have sinned.
I understand we are all, including myself, lazy, gross, unprofitable creature which is blessed day after day by your gifts of creation, yet still find myself unable to understand others and myself and turn to wrath.