Al/ck/ thread

We've been exiled from /ck/. Mods suggested Jow Forums or /b/. Mods are retarded so we're going to try here.

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People should only drink water

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Fuck off you niggers, we got enough problems as it is.

Hi /ck/. I'm surprised you can post in the midst of your gay orgy.

Germoney you are the problem. Fuck EU.

What is al/ck?

I’m the one who started thread in /ck/
In b4 banned I guess. I had no clue.
Well Jow Forums is a good crew. I’m sure they’ll accept us.

How are you anons?

A former general post on /ck/ that now gets deleted by mods. those threads consist of some of the few people capable of outmatching r9k when it comes to being miserable and pathetic.

Alcoholic thread on /ck/. Now banned there due to not being about food despite /ck/ being filled with wall to wall shitposting and "X is the one for me" threads..

We're taking some flak from the Gerries but I guess we're used to it by now.

thanks

fucking I was lurking in the IRC when the mods talked about this
they have no clue what they're doing anymore

I was in hospital for 8 days and came home to chat with my al/ck friends and poof, gone.
Does anyone know where they all went? I found it a great thread for laughs and support for myself and the crew.
12 days sober crew here. Life is great. I wanted to help other al/ck/s but life gives you lemons, I guess you just shove them up your ass.

Did the mods say no to /b/ or Jow Forumstoo?

I'm at least managing the majority of the week sober now by sleeping 12 hours a night. Weekends go mildly off the rails but I'm hoping as time goes on I can cut back further and stop sleeping my life away. Honestly I prefer the dreams to reality.

Jow Forums was a disaster from what I remember(shock of shocks). I don't know if /b/ was even tried since it's so fast.

Trash in unironically the best board for this desu

I have no idea man I don't really hang out there
All I heard was some sperging about /ck/ being spammed
They were waiting until it slowed down before cracking down on it
Then a while later people started spilling in to get unbanned

Kinda get the feeling they're so bogged down in spam they wipe through it with the broad brush
Seriously it's been pretty bad in several lately

it's ok with me
if you're gonna be really exceptionally pathetic though maybe use Jow Forums

Too much furry porn.

It kind of veers back and forth between pathetic, amusing horror stories, and people trying to help each other. Jow Forums seems like sad incels awaiting their eventual school shootings.

Plz fuck off. We don't want these pathetic general threads here. We are not Jow Forums v2 faggot.

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The furry porn keeps the normal fags away. It's like insect repellent.

As much as I hate generals, I suppose I don't really care if al/ck/ sets up here. As long as you're anime friendly, that is.

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> still believing this in 2018
just like mlpol unironically believes anyone still bats an eyelid at pony pussy

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I doubt many of the al/ck/posters will have an issue with it. We really don't have other places to go on here anyway and I'm uninterested in moving off the site.

Thank you for the bump, anime-kun.

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Calm down, Nicemark.

Good. We're having some problems here ourselves and another anti-anime poster influx is not what I want to happen again. I'm cool with you guys staying than.

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What type of problems? I usually only went on Jow Forums before when shitty Jow Forums threads I was in got bounced over here instead of deleted.

>Jow Forums

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What? It's a good source of streams when there's riots or something is going on.

>Frogposting spam 24/7
>Asshurt jannies deleting half the board every day
>Constant imptrash from Jow Forums and sometimes /tv/ that should just be deleted
The quality of this board is taking a nosedive.

Kek
Jow Forums isn't too bad in small doses.

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I go there to take snaps for my cringe compilation, that's about it

this thread has been hijacked by the Fascist party of Poland

>>Frogposting spam 24/7
That's unfortunate. Sorry about the the drunkpepe silhouette. Was the only drunk silhouette pic I had to start the thread.

The hilarious thing about Jow Forums is that despite being the nazi board it's full of brown manlets and goblinas. And most of the white men there would throw their racist nationalism out the window in a second for a crack at some sideways plastic kpop pussy.

Can you hijack the EU next please?

Please refrain from taking intoxicants.

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Wow you guys weren't kidding about the frogbombing.

A lot of us are trying. If they ever legalize bud where I live I think I can at least cut back to a brownie a day instead of guzzling actual poison.

Same man. Pot has 1% the impact on your health.
Not sure of the negative impact on the family life but it can't be nearly as bad as alcohol either.
There is no expression 'he's a violent pot smoker' for example.

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Fr*gs will hang on the day of rope.

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So /ck/ mods are now accepting "donations" from alcohol corporations. Not just mcdonalds.

How the hell do I link this thread in /ck/? I tried but I never crossboard link anything

good. i support this bread. hopefully it takes off. fuck the mods

three meme arrows /board/post number

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>>Can you hijack the EU next please?
can you just fuck off undermining our continent

When the mods think you belong on r9k
Feelsbadman

I thought you were leaving them though, Dad? What are you drinking tonight?

Yeah I felt less bad about the thread they moved to trash than them suggesting Jow Forums.

you do though
or Jow Forums

>that's a fake headline btw

seriously? I'm a /ck/ poster big time, but haven't been in a few days. must be a new development.

today i slammed a can of wine on the way home from the grocery store, now drinking vodka lemonades until my friends get here.

You belong in /trash/

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If you help in our war effort against the frog posters of Jow Forums you may stay as honorary Jow Forumsers.

You guys have oil, don't you? Asking for a friend.

It's more like when one intensely asspained mod thinks you belong there.

It seems like the mods are gigantic faggots regardless of what board they're on.

>>>brit/pol/

Definitely this.

>leaving them
it was a mad decision
lots of unrealistic promises were made
most of the people who voted for it stand to lose hardest
it's all very silly
i like the usa but some of you were campaign so hard for us to leave
imagine if texas was voting on whether to leave the usa and half of britain was cheering them on saying "usa sucks, go it alone texas, you don't need them"
the whole business is very fishy imo

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Why can't we accept them, Jow Forums? People have nowhere to go. Are we going to reject them too?

Yep. General posts are bad for the board. It's how /jp/ and Jow Forums turned to shit

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i'd love to do the "right thing"

but what is that?

surely Jow Forums will drive them mad?

this place too surreal for most

i'm not sure alcoholics will cope

Aren't generals like the containment areas, designed to keep people with questionable interests in the same threads?

3 alcoholics from /ck/ being miserable and talking about how shitty their lives are.

I'm down though I doubt it's Jow Forums doing it. Seems more a reddit/tumblr thing to do.

At the rate things are going if Texico and Cali want to leave I'd be all for it as long as they promise to take Florida with. I just don't like the EU and what it's become. Seems like the Germans took over through diplomacy what they couldn't get through war.

Most of you aside from the Dane, and I think he even he likes us in his own homosexual fashion, have been pretty accepting so far. Not really a lot of al/ck/ discussion yet though since we kind of got scattered after the threads got shitcanned.

Anime and frogs ain't shit compared to no sleep for a week and talking spiders climbing the walls.

I fully support integrating al/ck/. It's not like the shitty Kpop fags who spam their shit on every board that allows them to remain.

I'm /ck/, but I'm also Jow Forums, Jow Forums, and /x/, and old /b/. How bad could Jow Forums be?

Kinda. But it almost always goes wrong and before you know it the catalog consist of nothing but fucking generals.

Its just, I remember how we had the exact same problem around a week ago. Mods kept bullying Jow Forums, cause they didn't like something, and there was nothing we could do about it, nobody cared they were acting arbitrary. These guys seem to be facing the same kind of issues.

really this thread should be banned and they should be sent to /trash/
no offence but there is a thread there for them and it look fun desu

>talking spiders climbing the walls
when you add frogs fairies to the list disturbing visions don't say you weren't warned

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>kept bullying
what sort of things?

Looks shitty, plus many discuss sobriety. Like me, I have been sober 7 months and try to encourage other al/ck/oholics.

Deleting random threads, moving tons of Jow Forums threads here, giving out random bans.

Shadily, friends. We've been trying to refurbish this board and take it from the hand of a bunch of schizo weebfags for a month now, and it's going perfectly! Don't listen to people posting weeb avatars, as they're just salty that the board's intended demographic is finally using it.

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checked, and thank you for the warm welcome.

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depends how much Jow Forums leaks into this thread?

they might seem random
sounds like it was Jow Forums related
the people causing trouble on Jow Forums are very sneaky
they copy other peoples typing style
switch ip address
it can end up getting innocent people banned
don't blame the mods
they have a very very hard job sometimes

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Dumb, pathetic faggots. Fuck off to r9k or /trash/. It's where people like you belong.

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they probably do have videos
i think my code was broken for videos for a while before i noticed and fixed it

the eternal fagmark

Are you kidding me? Thats really fucking dumb.

Too much horse pussy on /trash/.

>banning people on a /random/ board
What the fug?

I can't speak for the rest but I support the weebs here. Keep supplying us with those cute plastic surgery cyborg kpop stars, though I'm glad Choa escaped the kim-chi stank clutches of the industry.

Glad to have you with us, Denmark. What are you drinking tonight, aside from semen.

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Fuck off to /trash/

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>the spice must flow

noob

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>>banning people on a /random/ board
that makes it fun

What does Jow Forums drink anyway? I know the brits love their cider but I'm relatively ignorant of what world tastes are for the truth serum.

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You have my smashed bottle against the frogposters Jow Forums friends.
Being an alcohol is pretty surreal...
Its worth a shot.

7 months. Congrats man!
Many others from the al/ck/ thread coming over? I hope so. Loved the peeps in that thread.
Also if Jow Forums becomes our permanent home, will we still be the al/ck/ thread or change our thread name because fuck them for kicking us off of /ck/

This isn't really a blogpost board apologies

basically I drink this stuff called water. I've been adicted to it for as long as I remember. But I blame my parents for that. My mom drank it sense she was pregnant. It's gotten so bad that I have water dependency, If i don't drink it... I die. It's especially bad because It is one of the most corrosive substances on earth

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How is it like being an alcohol

Meh. /ck/ really is a shitty board all things considered. It'll just be different. I'm not sure how fast Jow Forums is though. This thread might go to catalog while everyone's in a drunken stupor.

Thank you based Aussie poster. I like that we will now get flags if this becomes our new home.

/b/ is probably difficult but Jow Forums is unusable.

>Spends all day drinking and larping on a anonymous image board
Have any of you ever thought about killing yourself? That might actually be the better option in this case.

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While you guys seem cool Jow Forums isn't really a general board, is /b/ really not an option?

What's happening here?

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also you can filter people or even whole flags here because of the ids, it's pretty great.

people are drinking bears in my christian board

Nice! I think I'll start by hiding Demark flags.

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It sucks user.
It's a daily struggle to keep your mind off it or just drink yourself into oblivion, rinse repeat.
I need to stay sober or I won't live another 5 years.