10th crusade volunteer application

>country of origin
> age,height, weight
>experience or relevant skills
>armament and supplies you can provide to the cause

ITS TIME

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bump

God has to give the ok through the pope and through the bishops, thats never going to ever happen again, thats why god's gonna chastise the world user.

Destination should be the UK
We need to purge it of Islamists

>germanistan, caliphate of the great muhammed (pbuh)
>25, 5.11, 200 Pounds
>None
>Waifu pillow, hentai collection, used underwear, gaming battlestation, 2 litres of mtn dew (gonna drink on the way)

can i join?

the pope will be sorted out soon and mel will take his place and lead us through

ofc

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>South Africa
>30, 5'11", 66kg
>Shitposting
>middle-class goods

Who and where are we crusading against?

>Bologna, Papal States
>28 yo, 1.76 m, 80 kg
>relevant skills: piety, hatred towards infidels
>My body belongs to Jesus Christ our saviour

DEUS VULT

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FUCK OFF GERMAN SCUM

>these are the people that accuse me of larping

7 centuries too late!

>texas
>28, 6" 1', ~265lbs
>i shoot, and stronk
>can bring all my funs, my friends and their funs, and truck load of ammo

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check the flag faggot

There wont be a crusade until Slavia is unified.

>Florida, United States
>20 yo,188cm, 86kg.
> Craftmanship, Good Looks, Wrestling, Marksman.

>Albania
>1.83 cm , 78 kg
>skills: Jack of all trades, master of none
>alcohol

cringe

LMAO
Fucking neckbeards ITT

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>cringe
Cringe

>Portugal
>19, 184 cm, 87kg
>Slaying chicken breasts in a moderately sized plate
>Water gun and barbecue fork.

Go jerk off to your Jew religion elsewhere before you have another 4 crusades against innocent whites

Nice try CIA. Or NSA. Or whoever.

Why would you want to take over Jewish (Semite) land when Europe is in peril? Get your priorities straight, morons.

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I’m already taking place in the crusade to take over Palestine & give it to my jew brothers

>US
>20, 5’9”, 165lbs
>i like to get along with people and im non confrontational.
>i want to be a medic i want to care for wounded soldiers and be their friends and maybe relieve them if they need

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we found the cumdump boys

>why strike the head of the snake instead of his tail
that's how you sound

This.

Also meme-flag, kys

I-i mean... I guess... but you cant bully me too hard if i ask you to stop you have to

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> cyprus
> 21,1,79cm, 85kg
> special forces training,strong
> g3 rifle with 100 bullets of ammunition,explosives.

>US
>good with swords, pretty good with a bow/crossbow
>can blow smoke clouds of dank weed to blind the enemy
>can play guitar and boost morale
Let's go boys

>responding unironically to a honeypot thread
Your ip is now being monitored by international terrorism defense force. Your armaments will be taken from you within 3 days if they are found to be illegal or you are deemed to be unfit based on our research. have a nice day.

>Ukraine
>26/ 190cm/ 100kg
>None
>knife made from scythe.

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We got your back, brother. God wills it.

fight for your own country faggot

>>armament and supplies you can provide to the cause
Armament : The Holy Bible

Supplies: Sardines, Cod fish, Pasteis de Nata , Rojões , Cozido à Portuguesa, Migas, Rancho. Feijoada, Dobrada. Hell, we can lay siege to Jerusalem for 100 years with our traditional food feeding the Army.

Why are the portuguese such self-centered autists?

>USA
>22yrs old, 1.75m or 5'9'' and 86kilos or 190lbs
>Shooting, cooking, moving heavy things, engineering background
>I can bring a few rifles and ammo for them in addition to my own gear and some basic camping supplies (propane camping grill and flares and such)

>country of origin
> age,height, weight
>experience or relevant skills
>armament and supplies you can provide to the cause

Hello there CIA!

Why are always the mods moving the threads? Fucking useless idiots.