any other Canadians got some false hope in their wallet for tonight's Lotto Max?
Any other Canadians got some false hope in their wallet for tonight's Lotto Max?
Lincoln Hernandez
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Jayden Martinez
Yeah. When is the draw?
Landon Gonzalez
idiot tax
Christopher Barnes
well there's 46 Maxmillions so when it's this big it usually takes about a few hours for them to do the drawing cause they have to run the ball machine 47 times. Ticket sales closed like 20 minutes ago I think so we'll know by like 2am Eastern if anybody won
Hunter Sanders
yep
Eli Sanders
The odds of hitting 5 of 7 numbers is 1/1584 and it pays 4.25% of the pool, which is over $4.5 million. A $6 bet is worth those odds. Besides, you came from a sperm cell that was against 100 million to one odds to fertilize the egg yet here you are.
Jack Hall
not to mention the portion of sales not directed to the pool funds healthcare and education. So you get to feel self-righteous AND have a chance to get rich
Wyatt Taylor
also, hate to break it to you mate but 5/7 winnings is split with all winners
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Grayson Roberts
Yeah, I guess there'd be a lot of 5/7 winners.
Cameron Reed
Drawing is happening, come on money money money
Robert Barnes
Everytime I drank one of these, I thought "why haven't I seen a fucking leaf edit of this?". Guess I just missed it til now.
Mason Price
or you know, my dad just kept dicking my mother until she got pregnant (meaning it was as much chance as inevitable)
Blake Walker
William Ramirez
He means you the specific failure at life sperm who became a Jow Forums shitposter
Luke Hernandez
My LottoMax winnings: 1 fucking dollar. Fuck this gay Earth.
Adam Hernandez
cringy pol meme
Connor Robinson
That's a dollar more than I won.
Carson Cook
what?
Jordan Lewis
in 1st world countries we have things called lotteries
Nicholas Jones
we got pachinkos too
what is lotto max
Jayden Davis
>buying lotto tickets
i know a guy who does that and he doesn't have hot water or heat in his apartment and doesn't bathe or wash his clothes and smells worse than a homeless man
Parker Foster
I make $135K/year. It'd be nice to never have to work again, though.