MY DNA RESULTS - WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MY FUCKING ANCESTRY RESULTS

IM NOT EVEN WHITE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

60% ITALIAN!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE???

NEITHER OF MY PARENTS WERE BORN IN ITALY!!!11

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>1.2% Ashkenazi Jewish
Into the trash it goes

Make me some garlic bread you fkn wop dago.

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I DONT HAVE ANY ITALIAN RELATIVES

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>clusters with slavs

I dont' believe it tbqh familia

>GET GASSED KIKE

>giving your dna willingly to the dna jew

i hope you an alcoholic and eat like shit user, organs are in demand these days

im not a kike, its just the 4.6 % slav dna....

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fuck off with your dna honeypot, ciafaggot

*hands motion vigorously*

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>IM NOT EVEN WHITE
To be fair, Italians aren't either.

>doesnt have a clue how organ transfer works

fuck off subhuman serb. also i have a calcium receptor mutation so my kidneys aren't worth much.

no

thats actually what i was getting at friend.

daily reminder that half of Europe are Greek rapebabies

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gas

You mean your mom and your mom's husband have no italian relatives

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>la creatura discovers his ancestry was a lie
Happens to newworders. Either someone got cucked hard in your line with an italian chad or your family lost track and made up something new

my results came in today
>0.1% native american

should I just end the suffering now?

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SPAGHETTIED
cumskin women can't resist the BIC

>Greece
>trying to relevant in 2018

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message for u :

leave well enuf alone

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looking at my dna results its more likely that greeks are italian rape babies because i dont have a single italian relative.

hmmm

rude

well see thats the thing, i looked at other people i matched with (many greeks) and they all barely had 20% italian dna. how can mine be so high?

methinks someone got cucked somewhere a long the line.

ONE. DROP.

Just accept that you are a mutt.
Here is mine.

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WOGS GO HOME
WOGS GO HOME
WOGS GO HOME

Fuck off, sand nigger.

Ask yor mom if she went on a trip to italy a long time ago.

Look on the bright side - you should be able to get good benefits/jobs/school if you check "non-white" on the applications

Pretty shitty AC, sorry to hear you aren't white anymore.

Good cuisine + good weather = good health and good BONERS.

BENVENUTO AMICO !!!

I thought for sure you'd be american

Hahahah suck it criminal! My family has been in the US since the early 17th century.
The western european part is from germany too.
>sieg heiling intensifies

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>t.scored 100% East Asian

Is this before or after greeks became turk rapebabies?

>Greece literally almost destroy E.U and Euro
>not relevant

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Ancestry is owned by mormans.
Really cant get less jew

>these companies admittedly manipulate results

>knowing the results means nothing

>you paid for it anyway

>successful business

>retarded customers

Lol WHITER THAN YOU

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i look completely white though.


you rekon they'll accept my 1.2% kike blood?

this tbqh

at least iam 0.0 % nigger

im not poor so its ok

lmao

nice spacing

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OP DO YOU LIKE PIZZA

+1 cold protection perk

hi friend, iam from rebbit

no i dont eat that saturated fat shit

ONE.DROP.

Just spaghetti my ancestry up

ye but how the fuck....my dad is basically welsh-french and my mother is greek cypriot. where does the pasta come from?

Maybe grandparents either side I dunno

greek cypriots all the way back as far as i can tell. then again my mums dad does look like a lot of Sicilians ive met.

Does he talk with his hands?

yeah he does actually. fuck i just realize i do it a lot too. i never grew up around anyone who does that and yet i always do it. ive also lost count of the amount of italian women who've made passes at me. must be a genetic attraction.

i even ended up with an italian gf now currently, it must be destiny i guess. iam a spaghetti nigger.

Mystery solved :D enjoy collecting delicious Italian poon user

the accents are funny yet arousing at the same time

They make my noodle al dente desu

what site do you get this from?

I'm half italian with brown eyes and deeply insecure about it.

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They're fuckin eyes. Why should you care that you don't have technicolor pupils, nerd?

Girls don't like brown eyes on men because they look non-white.

Was OP being ironic or are people really this shallow?

Who told ya that? The Redpilled Haircut general? Get your head outta the Jow Forums shitter for advice, they don't know squat about real life as far as their introverted identitarianism goes.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172903421

Well if this is any indication then my chances of having a pale gf with blue eyes as an italian are pretty much zero.

Literally Jow Forums but with race. Do what I did and leave Jow Forums, they're only a negative influence on how you perceive the world. Don't let some srs bsns schmucks on an anonymous imageboard dictate your surroundings into easy-to-distinguish boxes that only make broken generalizations. It's just stupid demagoguery from some nameless mass looking for answers in identity.

>race traitor

It must be some alt-right fanfic, not even americans are this dumb

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I didn't write that post.

I know it's cancer but I can't stop going on it. Especially president kike puppet general where they bully you for being italian.