I've been living in my aunt's barn fifteen feet away from her house and have avoided interacting with her for the past three months ask me anything.
No seriously though, I poop in plastic bags from Walmart, don't have access to refrigeration or a stove so I've been limited to canned goods and protein bars, have almost completely drained my savings, also I'm getting kicked out on the 16th.
Personal skills: masturbating five times a day, having access to the internet, and again, pooping in walmart bags. also pissing my aunts mason jars she keeps in the attic.
Yes, with multiple partners, but I'm still a virgin. Probably, I'm diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD). All males on my dad's side of the family are either schizophrenic, bipolar or depressed, so that probably has something to do with it too. 20 and because I'm seemingly unable to maintain a job. Okay, give me 5.
Jayden Martin
OP, coming from someone that has a plan to an hero in two weeks, I suggest you create your plan. Things only get worse if you're living in a fucking barn. Just why man? Why would you want to stay alive while living in a barn? wtf
Aiden Cooper
where the fuck are your parents?
Owen Lee
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Cooper Lewis
this guy is living at the peak of his life this is true alpha material living in barn, post your plan you worthless faggot. people that have no want to stay alive are rarted and gay
Cameron Ross
In short >gather my hard drives, ssd, any other memory I have. Shatter the disk, toss in lake (don't need it to be completely unrecoverable just harder) >Fill syringe with needle with bleach >repeat x20 because I have 20 syringes
Either that or crossbow to chest. Thoughts?
Camden Taylor
I can watch tv. Can't watch tv if i'm dead. Also i'm not depressed, just don't like people. Your plan seems like it would hurt a lot user, I suggest not going through with it. Wageslave for a couple of months then you can be the hobgoblin your neighbor hears rustling around in his attic when he sleeps. Two hours away where they belong.
I'm aware it would be extremely painful but it's the only method that is easily and immediately accessible to me. Also, for living in a barn your setup is really clean and looks comfy.
Lincoln Barnes
Post hand. And have you tried fucking your aunt? At least fapped to it?
Eli Parker
how do you get electricity in a barn
Jonathan Smith
My aunt is extremely unattractive and completely psycho although a wine aunt. She looks like my dad but as a girl. hope you like my hand It's technically a cider mill, just updated with the electrical outlets Thanks, I try to keep it clean and honestly if i hadn't have cleaned it just yesterday I would have more cum towels and tin cans strewn about the floor. reeks of piss in here sometimes.
These are the last of my rations i have left, i'll have to return to walmart in 4 days to get more.
>No seriously though, I poop in plastic bags from Walmart,
Why not take a dump in the grass somewhere?
Andrew Cruz
>tomorrow theme Gay If you think either of those plans are a good way to kill yourself, instead of an agonizing painful torture that will literally reignite your survival instincts and forcibly psychologically rewire you to 120% want to live while suffering through pain unimaginable, then you're fucking retarded
Living like a madman. When i was 19 20 i had like 50 piss bottles and made a thread where i filled the bathtub with piss. I had roommates at the time too.. somehow didnt get caught
John Gray
Where are you going to go when you get kicked out?
Julian Jones
I've got a car, I've spent nights in it before when I've gone back to my hometown for things. If I'm able to, I'm planning on removing the passenger seat and putting in a small mattress of sorts.
Wyatt Ross
>I'm planning on removing the passenger seat and putting in a small mattress of sorts. Nice. It's always good to stock up on rations. youtube.com/watch?v=4eA-yr11XNc
Nolan Morales
Bleach will not kill you, it'll burn the fuck out of you, but it won't kill you. It's been documented.
Jackson Gutierrez
Learn to be an outdoorsman and you can basically live anywhere for free. Go explore and live in the country somewhere.
Justin Scott
This reminds me of my situation that Ive been in for the last 1.5 to 2 years. Live in my grandparents chickencoop. Im completely depressed and Ive regressed in life. Im gonna join the military as soon as I feel physically fitter.
I would post a photo but its too big for this board and im too dumb and lazy to try and make it smaller.
Nathan Gutierrez
Meant for My bad Also nice trips bro
Chase Thomas
Injecting yourself with bleach is an absolutely retarded suicide method. I mean, if you think it's a good idea you almost deserve it.
Ian Jackson
That's something. I went camping in Oregon a year ago with a friend for a month and have been wanting to go back. Besides the fact that a man looks me in the eyes as he pumps my gas, I'd like to go back there. Do you have a workout plan? I'd work out too but my environment is shit and does not boost morale. I'm going to end up getting a gym pass when I get evicted so that I can take showers tho, will workout to pass time.
Carson Barnes
Never heard of that band at all and after a few seconds I can tell why
They're thrash
Juan King
Damn looks like your gonna have to start working at Walmart in addition to pooping in their bags.
Isaiah Allen
why don't you get a job and be useful for once
Elijah James
can we see how ugly you are?
Ryder Smith
I have a 15 lbs kettlebell, a 20 lbs dumbell and a pair of 8 lbs dumbells. Ive quit eating microwave food and switched to chobani yogurt and peanut butter, bran flakes, some veggies when I can get em, meat, etc.
I need to get a gym membership too. That and whey powder at costco.
Im not evicted yet but I cant find friends or a girlfriend and its just hell. At least in the military ill get somewhere else and I can say I did something.
Sounded extremely unpleasant when you posted the OP but that actually looks somewhat comfy, considering the circumstances.
Kevin Thompson
First of all, that is one comfy goddamn barn. In regards to your question, short term, I would recommend either living in your car as you mentioned, or pooling any remaining finances you have to go see a therapist and get an autism diagnosis (easy to fake) before leveraging that into some welfare bucks to rent a tiny, low income apartment to stay in for a bit, or perhaps making good with your parents just for a little while to stay with them temporarily. What you do with your time afterwards depends on how intelligent you are. If you are reasonably intelligent, I recommend pursuing Lambda School or some other online course repository to learn programming and segway into a job in that field. If not, perhaps try and get some technical certification in like air-conditioner repair or something like that, or perhaps go try and get a job on an oil rig or fishing boat or something and save up some money to move up into better career prospects and locations. With both these options you could have a relatively comfy life in 1-2 years or so. Also, take this all with a grain of salt considering I don't know the specifics of your situation or have personal experience in recovering from near-homelessness.
NEETbux have definitely been on my mind for the past month. I'll try online courses sometime (the sooner the better I know), I just really have an aversion to people and society in general. I have opportunities but honestly I'm procrastinating on them all. I'm good at the details involving me personally but shit at maintaining abstract concepts in my head such as college, student loans, and car insurance. What I am good at is understanding that if I move this box here, and this pillow there, then I have a chair where I can fap and eat spam at the same time! Unless I go to college and I immediately get a dopamine release or my dick sucked then I won't give a shit. Taken with a grain of salt but still thoroughly thought through.
Aaron Perry
fair enough, I wish you luck user. Maybe look into IT, you can bullshit your way into it with relative ease and also you don't have to interact with others too much if you become a sysadmin or something along those lines.
