ITT: post your most positive attribute and your most negative attribute

To laugh at people with ridiculous hangups, beliefs and concerns.

>near omnipotent power
>trapped in some dumbass lamp

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>Very resilient in bad or exhausting situations
>Can't handle criticism well

>Smart enough and good enough with my hands to be able to build literally anything with the proper equipment
>crippling fear of what people think of me severely limits how often I'm confident enough to show my creativity

top.kek.mei8

>8 inch dick, 150 IQ
>incredibly annoying, absolutely terrible personality

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The genie's problem is that he's literally a wageslave despite being a true intellectual.

You are a fucking faggot bottom I recognize this picture from yesterday

>good big spooner
>cant get it up and have 0 libido

>Hard-working and smart, or at least my academic performance would suggest it
>Big ego that I have to try to hide from others

If I didnt know better I would think you have feelings for me user

>smart and able to simulate a personality that makes people like me
>disgusted at the thought of forming any kind of bond with others

People like me, but I don't like people. Will probably become a shut-in once financially viable.

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>relatively attractive female
>have autoimmune disease that causes me to shit myself on occasion, among other things

I will fucking pull your guts out of your ass you faggot

>best grades in STEM at a great uni, absolute Chad body like Mark Wahlberg
>must recharge after every social encounter, acne scarring
fuck me

Grab your dick and slap it on the desk and scream you fucking sissy

For someone so intent on calling me a faggot you sure are interested in my genitals user.
I dated a girl like that once!
She shat herself during sex and I had to pretend not to see. Dont worry when you find someone you truly loves you they can put up with a bit of (literal) shit

Why do you sound like a shemale OP

Are you that trap who was whining in vocaroo yesterday? also fuck off to /lgbt/

Thought it was one guy trolling but after reverse image searching, I'm not the one who made that vocaroo thread, sorry to let you toppers down lmao

>attractive face
>I'm a boring person
Oh well

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I can't stand you every fucking day your faggot ass is crying and bitching attention whoring fuck off seriously

My bad I thought you were this trap that post daily vocaroos and uses cat pictures like this yesterday

Im not the sissy guy i just happened to have this picture.
I like girls and girls exclusively honest

No worries.
After looking up his thread, holy shit that is some raw and bloody cringe

>I'm extremely fortunate. Super lucky.

>I sperg about the things that I am passionate about a lot. Is a turn off for everybody as my interests are very niche.

Your interests wouldnt happen to be anime and vidya would they?

>women seem to always have a thing for me
>i fucking hate myself and have 0 self confidence

Again with this shit all you do is bitch every fucking day dude you are worse then any fucking fembot

Exactly he should go fuck off to /soc/

Well I am definitely not gonna use this picture again jesus

>120 iq (tested)
>actively trying to get a heart failure (my heart issues make it easier)

How many benzos did you take today you filthy sissy

>Relatively intelligent
>Depressed suicidal sack of shit

Kek

>Fairly attractive + charismatic/fun at my best
>A fuckton of mental issues, like autism, occasional grandiose delusions, unstable mood (if I get mad I go off really hard), horrendous social skills unless I'm feeling really confident at that moment (at which point I become a chadlite), 148 IQ bogged down by nonexistent work ethic and bad social skills

>6'4
>weird pointy ears

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Cluster b personality disorders should be gassed

>Stupid
>ugly

oh wait

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>6'1 or very funny (other people think so, not me)
>Anhedonia

>objectively handsome
>predominantly unmotivated

Sounds exactly like me. Sucks user

>handsome
>have nothing going for me, really want to die

>Extremely self-motivated and competent
>Horrible rage issues

>nothing
>ugly and low iq

Why the fuck do you have two threads up right now are you really that much of faggot?

>most positive
I'm "cute" apparently.
>most negative
I'm absolutely socially retarded. Barely go outside without wanting to throw up.

You ever been TOPPED?

>positive
I have good facial features to work with; good jawline, straight upward facing nose, light eyes and good symmetry
>negative
I'm at least 60 pounds overweight

If I stop being a fat fuck I'd probably be decent looking

No I've never had sex. I don't know anyone to even get to that point.

>handsome and very easy going
>social anxious and bit narcissistic

>Fast learner, good when it comes to social cues and academics
>Dark skinned Indian, and a bit shy

I'm more of a normie than most of you despite my race and appearance, but it pisses me off how fucking easy you fucks have it and how often you squander opportunities. If I had lighter skin, or different facial features, or anything different for that matter, I wouldn't even be here. I've done as much as I can when it comes to things within my control but it's never enough

>not ugly, actually not that socially awkward either, can talk to girls without dropping spaghetti
>have absolutely zero (0) zilch motivation to do anything

I've spent the last 4 years mostly in my room listening to music, watching movies and shitposting

>7.2inch x 5.5inch cock, feminine body
>shitty facial features and an awful personality

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>good personality, funny
>fat

>Will do nice shit for others and not want or care about getting anything in return

>Does nice shit for others and not ask for anything in return so I get used for it

>135 tested IQ

>Empty inside and have never been passionate about anything

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>able to hold my cum for as long as I want. Literally the longest lasting man on the planet
>will only ever use this on whores.

Tell me the secrets of your talent user kun

If you paid attention in gym class, you would know about agonist-antagonist muscle pairs. Flex one and you can't flex the other. It's a bit more complicated than that, and I think some men may be incapable due to some kind of muscular weakness, but the cumming muscle is the PC muscle. I don't know what the muscle you're supposed to flex is called, I just know what it feels like to flex it.
Either that I or I was born with extra muscles in my dick. (possible, as I have other mutations from my dad doing a shit ton of drugs in his young adulthood and tainting his sperm.)

>very physically attractive; get a lot of attention from random girls
>bizzare personality that turns people away or confuses them at the very least; get little attention from girls that know me

why is this cute kitten in the shitter? what could have been his thought process getting there?

miao, miao :33 today I will go into toilet-miao!

>elf
Go back to Mirkwood you knife eared, piss stained hair Elf

As a side note, isn't it really weird that all the literature about lasting longer in bed tells you to do the opposite of what I'm saying? A quick search will yield
>practice flexing your PC muscle
>you will have stronger more powerful orgasms
>and last longer in bed
like no, that doesn't work, dumbasses.

>good social skills
>Acrotomophile

>Cute, apparently
>So short it's actually an impediment

>absolutely nothing
>im so quiet its off putting

>somewhat intelligent, creative/somewhat interesting hobbies, I try to be a really good friend, been called cute a few times.
>Complete romantic and social retard, diagnosed moderately-severe depression, and I tend to have some pretty big insecurity and self-loathing issues, slight abandonment issues.
I probably put a lot more than I needed to.

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