you have just been invited to the next mortal kombat tournament
you have the next 3 months to train, what fighting style do you learn and what super natural or technological special moves do you learn?
im partial to missiles and the scoprion grappling hook
oh ya fighting style is jeet kune do cuz im a martial arts contrarian
The "grabbing them by the pussy" style.
I ll learn strykers gun and Errons rifle and, of course, a nut punch. Reptiles puke balls seems to be OP af
I'd probably do boxing if I only have 3 months to prepare. Other martial arts would be too broad to get to a respectable level with in such a short amount of time, I would think.
Drunken brawl style for sure.
>what fighting style do you learn and what super natural or technological special moves do you learn?
Manji Ninjutsu, courtesy of my boy Yoshimitsu.
>not Tekken 5 Yoshimitsu
Try again pal
I think he looked better in Tekken 4. I don't give a shit about your opinion and what you want me to think.
Shaolin Mantis or Shaolin Fist.
Good times.
That and straight sword, or Dadao.
I may not win but, I hope to die honorably.
You got three months to ensure that I don't whoop your ass for talking shit, nerd
krav maga
reddit tier character
I'll be the new nightwolf and bring pain to them colonizers that destroyed my planet
>Reddit tier
>He says after posting fedora tier "krav maga"
Unironically kill yourself. You even being alive is a disservice to yourself.
ok retard stop projecting
>Projecting
The generic retort of a faggot that needs to end his life.
t. angry redditurd
You can't call anyone else a redditurd. You posted "krav maga" as your main fighting style, faggot.
its the perfect choice since you're only given three months brainlet
>Three months of training krav maga
>Gets his ass kicked in the first match
I can already imagine the fedora FLYING off of your head.
three months is more than enough time. what would be the style you pick, don't say something retarded
>don't say something retarded
Nothing I say could top something as retarded as "krav maga".
so you have none, take a ferry and when the trip is half way through jump off the boat no one will miss you
You won't get missed in the first match, that's for sure. Have fun with your krav maga, you fucking dork.