my bed smells like lubricant
they aren't messing around with that shit it never dries
legit how do i get rid of it i can't fucking sleep
My bed smells like lubricant
Leo Smith
Joseph Davis
stop dildoing yourself
Ethan Scott
Change the sheets?
I got this sick oil that soaked right into the matress on mine. I was taking apart a carburetor last night and I dropped it everywhere. It's going to take a crane to get it out.
Michael Rivera
wash your bedsheets you dirty neet
Jaxson Bailey
but its fun
oh yeah right
Brayden King
you know how to use dildos and lubes
but not a washing machine?
that’s sad.
Jordan Parker
can i lick up your used lubricant?
Angel Adams
ahh
look its a bit more complicated than that
Liam Cook
nothing complicated about some detergent and water.
Levi Diaz
i dont think you should be swallowing that
Henry Brown
well its just going to be wasted otherwise
Leo Miller
it didnt go to waste per say i just have serious reservations over it being a food product
Aaron Lopez
there are edible lubricants though and if it leaks out and onto your bed and you just clean it up it does go to waste right?
Isaac Rivera
STOP TRYING TO EAT LUBRICANT
Isaiah Ortiz
your used lubricant, freshly made though, it cant be harmful? why not let me make a meal out of what you dont want?
Ryan Fisher
Andrew Edwards
i can't just make you a sandwich?
there's some prawns in the freezer too i don't know about this lub drinking thing
Connor Young
think of it has like having that fat dripping tray on a george foreman grill, my mouth is the tray, your ass is the grill and the fat is your used lubricant.
its a perfect system, works itself out
Josiah Butler
satan approves
Benjamin Roberts
i want to lubricate aussie-kun boipucci with my own tongue so he never have to deal with slippery bedsheets again nya~~~
Luis Sanders
What brand what base what material sheets?
If Swiss gun oil lube and silk then you fucked boi.
Jeremiah Bailey
fiiiine
not driving to the hospital though
John Allen
oh man i'd hate that. thats on my list of least favorite things
Jeremiah Robinson
Shhhh you`ll get used to it eventually.
Stockholm syndrome, sweetie.
Jonathan Jenkins
I'd give him a piece of my schlong so he would stop dildoing his ass like a pathetic cock-starving fuckboi.
Daniel Hernandez
wtf thats gay
Adam Johnson
>says something gay and then complains when someone else says something gay
Retard
>inb4 buh it wuz ironic :DDD
still gay, you braindead moron!
Daniel Adams
well this thread succeeded in giving me a boner
Mason Morris
wtf thats gay
Lincoln Foster
Sounds like you are in quite the pickle...
Mind if i give you a hand?
Carson Thomas
Me too.
Benjamin Myers
wtf i want to put my dick in your ass too is aussie-chan going to let all of Jow Forums do a gangbang?
Matthew Rodriguez
i might need something a little harder than that
Adrian Gutierrez
can i put my arm inside and wear you like a glove?
Luke Torres
based and redpilled digits
also, have you considered laying a towel over your bed before you do whatever kinky anal masturbation you do? should help keep your blankets clean
if all else fails, try washing your bedding for once
Levi Price
it kind of got everywhere anyway i might sleep on the couch
Ian Lopez
jesus christ
Hunter Thompson
Hehehe, i wonder what you mean by that...
*i say as i hug you from behind, rubbing my crotch on your butt*
Noah Baker
can you scoop it up into tubs and mail them to me? about as close as ill ever get to eating your ass
Dylan Richardson
gay roleplay thread
Evan James
Stop whacking yourself degenerate
William Allen
I bet your lubricant smells like your posts
Carter Gray
vaguely saccharine?
David Martin
Shit
Camden Campbell
aw
Jaxon Bailey
are you a cute cat