/r9gay/ - #764

Pic rel will never happen to me edition.

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first to say fuck you OP for giving me feels

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Okay I want a bf to do this with, just so you guys know.

Third to say meow meow

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discord banned me and now he will think i ghosted him

>getting banned on discord

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>You were found to have participated in one or more of the following prohibited actions:
>* Engaging in or posting content encouraging the harassment of individuals or communities
>* Threatening to harm another person or sharing content which was threatening another person
>* Sharing or threatening to share personal information of another user, i.e., doxxing
i had to do it for the honor of my bf
those meanies were bullying him!

Discord bfs dont count!

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I just broke my last pair of glasses by sitting on them. Was looking for an hour and now I'm blind. I wish I would just die already, why can't starving be faster

Iol fatass

I deserve that, if I weighed less they wouldn't have broke.

>tfw no discord bf
Pic related is me, is there any chance of getting one for me?

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Fact of the matter is, people that look like shit on the outside also look like shit on the inside. Sorry buddy

straight guy here,
i had a dream where i had time travelled from 2019 to 2219 and the world was ruled by a lesbian and gay alliance and humans bred by robot birth machines

they found out by scanning me i wasnt gay as i didnt have a citizen chip (they thought i was a member of the straight resistance that lives in the wastelands) and i tried to run by i was apprehended by androids who took me to the re-education centre

and they injected me and i started to like guys and i was given a bf, and i we cuddled and i kissed him.

then i sucked his dick.


then i woke up. not gay tho, just think its cute to be gay

Why do you look like a meow

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>tfw have Venous leak
Kill me ;_;

I've seen fat guys that were actually pretty cute but they are usually the exception because rather than obese they are just round, and round is cute. Think of pandas, those round asian boys are very cute

we've got another case..
this one is terminal...

hahaha i wonder how gross my body will look when they come to scrape me off the floor, i can't fuckin wait to die alone!

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I like chubby guys, and I'm not the only one. You need to find someone who will love your big booty, user

look m8. im not gay

ill suck dick and ill prove im not gay because i wont get an erection, and even if i do, i sometimes get one if im nervous so it doesent count

>tmw nyo chubby meow bf

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The mirror keeps making me wish I could fuck myself.

That's me and my bf, suck it losers!

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>tmw meow cant suck meows weewee

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no loss there, it feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked
t. flexible hung user

Meow wants to svcc a benis :

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Is that originally you? Cute

How big is yours user? I always wondered how much does it take to be able to suck your own dick, sounds so difficult

>"Meow never lewds"
>Constantly talks about dick
Faggot

>Constantly talks about dick
Nyo proof!

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being gay SUCKS
why is every cute cool guy straight? AAA

Meow needs to learn to reflect on himself instead of going on the defensive all the time.

yes, life in general is shit.

I wish it was that easy, society is quite the opposite. If you're gay you are either fetishized and not treated as a person but by your sexuality, or you get hate and horrible treatment by people that hate you for something you didn't chose.

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It was a joke dummy nyon....

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i have to disagree. all the cute guys turn out to be gay

What comic is this from? I'd like to read the rest of it

being gay automatically makes you cuter, imagine being so emotionally undeveloped you go after vaginas

>tmw meow is gay but nyot cute

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Sonna no Tokkuni
you should learn to image search though

>watch that movie Good Time
>robert pattinsons character is like literally my cousin from the bronx
>instantly get hit with a shit ton of memories of me visiting NY and us 2 riding bikes around the shit parts of town, shoplifting from corner stores, and watching Kappa Mikey when it was still on the air
>spend the rest of the movie distracted by how i'm not a kid anymore and miss my cuzzy Chris

I'm sure you're very cute meow.

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>I'm sure you're very cute meow
Nyo u

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this is wrong
never met a gay peep that was qt even in looks, just occasionally personality
handsome, maybe, not cute tho

Do you find handsome guys bad, you might be prison gay :3

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they're not bad, but I'm not into them
so what if I am?
its better than being regular gay, fags are the worst, there are maybe 10 good gays in all of existence, and one of them is Ryan Faulk

Handsome guys look cute to meow, enjoy being a prison gay fren!

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being passive aggressive is a jagoff move and further evidence of why full homogays are bad people
only the worst kind of people are passive aggressive, y'all are mentally women with penises, and that makes y'all irredeemable

Meow is bi and meow is nyot being passive aggressive at least right nyow

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It's okay meow I like passive aggressive boys

why?
they're assholes who play with your emotions then leave

wait are you serious about being bi??

Meow is just clingy >_<
Why nyo

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this is r9gay not r9bi ?

Meow likes men :

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Thank you user! Reverse searching hasn't been going well for me recently, so to be honest I didn't bother. Usually looking for comics gives me tons of unrelated results from other panels

what do you like the most about vaginas? :3

>what do you like the most about vaginas? :3
Nyothing, meow is just attracted to them too. Cant do anything about it. Benis is better :3

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>tfw no 2hu bf

originali

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>Bifag who acts gayer than faggy gayfags
Post-partum abortion

hol,y shit i hate you meow. thats the final straw. why the fuck are there bi people in these threads? goddamn why hasnt anyone told you too fuck off

Bumble senpai stop being so tsun about meow >:3
Meowbe meow likes men too, more than most r9g which is full of prison gays. Meow wants to date and marry men only.

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i dont care how you describe what you like . i dont care if you want to be gay or about your identiy at all. just YOU ARE NOT GAY SO FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

now that r9gay is officially r9bi lets post some cute girls (ones we want to eventually marry once our gay phase is over ;) (it makes sense because you can't have kids in a gay relation ship :))))

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you are so aggressive user, be my bf

Seethe more prison gays, meow is going to stay on r9gay forever!

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ironic, fags screaming to go somewhere else
maybe you should listen to your own advice AND FUCK OFF BACK TO /LGBT/

Reminder to practice monogamy.

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>says he's gay here
>then he say's he's bi 3 posts later

>bi but dont want to date or sex women
Isnt that gay enough for you reeeeeeee

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>tfw no bf to help me make zippyshare work

>wanting kids

Get a load of this guy

>tfw only boyish boys attract me , long hair turns me off, feminine features turn me off , sexy bodies turn me off
Am I gay friend?

>Am I gay friend?
Don't listen to this thread about it, labels are dumb

yes, you are a flaming fucking homo, user. one with pleb-tier taste, sure, but one nonetheless.

>not wanting kids

ishygddt

Sorry, user, all I can achieve is zerogamy

You know that both manly and feminine bodies can be sexy, are you into uggos or what?

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people like you make for the worse posters. so fuck off and believe whatever makes you feel like a special snowflake

omg i was told Jow Forums had fake gays but had to see it to believe it

guys my hairs long... can i post here? haha :b

>guys my hairs long... can i post here?
Nyo, sowwy

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>sexy bodies turn me off
bodies that you yourself deem to be sexy turn you off? yeah, okay.

but i hear bi guys can... why can't i?? long hair is really gay lol :)

post hair or gtfo, faggot

>why can't i
Trannies nyot allowed........

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>tfw no meow bf who 2 years later 'suddenly' finds himself more interested in women and leaves me

>e-bf who lives 2 hours away from you cheats on you

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im not trans just like pissing off my dad hahha

what did you expected? all gays are sluts more or less

>closet potential "e-"bf yet.. isn't interested :(

We would be married by then nyon, and meow has been gay for years.
Sowwy but youre a tranny, nyot allowed

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>no bi bottom bf that can't cheat on you with women

Not that I'm actually worried about that because I'm bi and would never do it either.

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>has been gay for years
never heard that one before!

Meow likes weewee

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i get it. you mean for now till its time to get serious and give mommy and daddy kids ;) we all do it meow hahaha

Thoughts on this one?

oregon

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How can you even be a bi bottom, I'm not sure that makes sense

wdym? big lenny for example off the top of my head

Meow thinks that parents think that meow likes weewee, meow doesnt like kids

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