Need a h-hand Anonymous?

Uhm. Alright. Y-you have a nice day now, you hear?

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Was is das?? Haf nevar herd b4

Haven't seen an alice thread in a while. Not sure if this is the original alice, but good to see it anyways. Going into work now though so I can't get comfy and lurk, good luck with the thread OP.

Calculatus Eliminatus is the application of deductive logic to real-world entities rather than facts.

T-thank you

Sounds like it's just deductive reasoning then

It also employs an object filing system which is more art than science, but aids in deduction by marking deduced objects.

>More art than science
Into the trash bin it goes...

You get marked 4-20

Wut does that even mean dood

I can now choose to ignore you and look elsewhere because you've been marked.

>marks them
>still doesnt ignore them to look elsewhere
Why do Calculatus Eliminatus if you're just going to keep searching the same spot?

The keyword is choice.

The point of Calculatus Eliminatus is to eliminate a search spot. To search there again defeats the purpose, and therefor makes it useless.

This is a hypothetical question, but Is passion a meme? cuz I feel like whatever profession I choose, I the end I'll end up hating it

Just because you know that you shouldn't do something doesn't mean that you won't.
Like browsing Jow Forums.

girl broke up with me
i didn't study because it threw me off so much
i have an exam tomorrow and i still cant focus. i keep thinking about it. shes talking to some fuck head she orbits and i cant fix this.
she'd respond out of pity, but doesn't really seek me out.
i taIked to her about it the other day and it didnt really help.

fuck

There's no reason I shouldn't be browsing Jow Forums. I've got nothing to do, and it's my preferred board.

On the other hand, you're searching the same place twice even though you marked it.

Pathetic.

University is shit
I'm wasting my potential
My friends are all low lifes
I have no passion or direction in life
Doing basic chores is a burden
Coffee, food and porn are the only things that keep me going

Hello again aliceanon. My exams finished a few days ago, and now I've gone back to live with family for the summer and I'm not sure what to do with myself. I've drank too much and been watching E3 but soon enough I'll have to think about what I ought to do.
Oh well. How have you been?

On the contrary, I have not begun to search other places, and therefore have only visited this spot once. Not to mention that I am allowed to take breaks. What is this, a Calculatus Eliminatus sweatshop?

>My friends are all low lifes
I have no friends and I hate you for being so rude to your friends

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You've already searched here and yet come back to search again. You ought be leaving before it does become a sweatshop.

>tfw addicted to dopamine hits
save me from myself

It's n-not

Grass is greener on the other side my dude
Theyre the kind of people who get wasted at pubs and start shit with others
Needless to say I didn't fit in with them, only reason I know them is cause we went to school together years back and played CS1.6 together sometimes.

I w-would recommend talking to your teacher as soon as possible and g-getting your exam deferred. It's n-not likely they will, but it's w-worth a shot!

T-that sounds rough, Anonymous. What are you in University for?

Should I commit myself to psychiatric confinement at a hospital? My mum thinks I should, but I'd rather not. It's just for depression.

H-hey, just Alice is fine

Compsci
I enjoyed it at first but the filler classes and stuck up professors who make your life a living hell for no reason got to me
I just want a well paying job man

W-wanr to be friends, Anonymous? I'm yet for you

I w-would do what feels most comfortable. Depression c-can be very serious however. How d-do you feel?

Oh my! I'm in Computer science too! Fistbump!

You should do s-some AI research, that shit is fun as hell

It means I do unhealthy self-destructive things to game my own reward center and give myself a constant stream of dopamine hits without actually earning them via productive behaviour

W-what sort of destructive things in particular?

Ye I like working on hobby projects and learning things on my own but making school assignments is like pulling teeth

Maybe, my memory is kind of blurry
Played a lot of cod mod though

>do what's most comfortable
Then I'll just keep shitposting and sleeping 14 hours a day. Thanks Alice.

I'd r-recommend a better sleep schedule and t-to avoid this hellhole, but you do you

Masturbation, over-indulgence of food, over consumption of media (television/anime/videogames,) etc.

I'm self destructive. I eat too much, drink too much, do nothing but play vidya, read, and watch anime all day, and don't do any school work or even attend. I was supposed to graduate this year, but I'll be graduating next year when I'm 19 because I stopped caring about school in 6th grade and got held back. I'm currently 320lbs, and do nothing to lose it even though it makes me feel like trash constantly.

hi, I have the following problem friend.
I have lost fun at most things that are there:
gaming, coding, uni, freinds...
I am schizo.
Soon I will get my bachelor degree and I don't even know what to do after that (master, work, something else?).
Also I have no self-disceplin..
Any advice?

I wouldn't c-call masturbation destructive. It's safe and healthy.

That d-does sound destructive. Why do you d-do nothing to improve, Anonymous? You c-clearly feel bad; your coping mechanisms aren't help. S-so why not buckle down and d-do things that will make you feel better long term?

Schizoaffective or schizophrenic?
It sounds like you are experiencing negative symptoms of those ailments, resulting in apathy and anhedonia. Perhaps you are not fully treated and should seek a doctor?

Because I don't want to. I don't feel the need to, and it's too hard.

>I wouldn't c-call masturbation destructive. It's safe and healthy.
It'd be safer and healthier for you to have sex with me instead, honestly.

It's not h-hard if you do it a little at a time

yes, i want to be friends, but i dont know how to interact with people. Where do you live?

Not for me

Schizophrenic.
At the moment I am looking for a therapist. No luck. The psychaitist only prescribes pills( Quetapin, Mirtazapin, Pipamperon). It slows down a lot but it helps me keeping my sanity.

NYC

It s-sounds like your schizophrenia is causing anhedonia! You s-should talk to your psychiatrist, it m-means your meds need adjustment!

I can't. Every time I see junk food I eat it. Every time I leave my room I grab a drink of milk. I can't bring my self to do any work. I've tried. I sat in bed for a few hours once, yelling and begging my self to get up and do something, but my body wouldn't move. I can't do it.

Oh c-come now

Maybe you are right. Fucked a prostetute some days ago. Felt like I was watching a documentary.

I can try. But it feels pointless. It feels like even if I do it, it will all amount to nothing.

Please s-see medical attention!

The road to tomorrow is paved w-with tiny steps today

I'll wear a condom, not that I'm not clean.

Y-yes, but it'd still be rape

Am I really that unappealing?

T-thats my line

>T-thats my line

Why w-would you force yourself on someone clearly unwilling?

thats heavy, fren

Fuck off Alice you mentally deranged tranny freak

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No t-thank you. Biological female here btw.

girly legs btw

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Hot
what the hell is that grey block for though

Love. What other reason could there be?

Looks exactly like skeleton male legs actually. Because thats what they are

dont know, just snapped it from the pic user posted above, i just wanted to save everyone few minutes by going through it and finding broad shouldered, haired, manly legged girl

Thanks?

That w-was my holloween thread.

That isn't love

S-sorry, I'm a biological female

Yeah, n-none of that describes me, b-but have a great day

Is there any part of Jow Forums you don't infest? Your threads are stupid as fuck and full of beta orbiters.

I don't see any of those things
Where are you getting haired from
or manly legged
or broad shouldered

what am I reading lol

F-feel free to ignore them

They are j-just making things up in an attempt to hurt me

You do realize that repeating a false statement wont magically make it right, right? Literally everyone knows youre a man dude, you are fooling exactly zero people. This isnt /b/ with your usual audience of underage kids, people here know all the tricks in the book.

Ah alright. Thought there was something wrong with me there for a sec.

I'm n-not a tranny so you'll do nothing to harm me. Still, reported.

Exactly right

Fuck off, this is tired and boring. Nobody gives a shit about your brigading bullshit.

It's okay the dick only makes it better.

S-sorry, don't have one

What compels you to do this kind of shit, OP? This cringy roleplaying, with stuttering and all.

N-nothing

Ironic that you're doing this, as you're the one who needs care.

Yeah I need help with a question I've been having recently. Why do you make this same thread in multiple boards at the same time?

How do I deal with anxiety? It's my number one big enemy. It made me flunk out of college, it keeps me awake all night long, it stops me from having relationships with my family, it stops me from making friends or connections with new people, it stops me from going out of my house to find a job, it makes me anxious about my health to the point of physical pain and to the point I engage in unhealthy behaviors, it gives me horrible panic attacks where my entire body gets paralized and that's all I can think of right now. Do I need meds?

Oh? D-dont realize you were a mental healthcare professional dear