/britfeel/

Finally the sex offender, rapist and pedophile Amer Nasahasapoopalon is being ostracised.

one day i wish to live in the netherlands

Night lads
Bed time for me
Sleep tight
Sweet dreams

OH -PLEASE GOD NOOO NO

Wonder if she still cute under all the filters

NESKA NO

Thanks for posting my Timmy apu though lid, means a lot

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If *she* was, then there wouldnt be such heavy filters.

What's Lee Anthony Hoyland been up to then?

None of your business pal

being Lee Anthony Hoyland

sometimes wonder if i would do more with my life if i was real poor and lived in filth and hungry

Why did Lee Anthony Hoyland rape Ziggeh up the arse? It killed him in the end. Sick bastid.

*dabs on you lads*
Get dabbed on bellends

It will all be ok won't it lads?

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If I was a footballer that was tackled hard or fouled, instead of rolling around like a chump I'd smash the cunts head in. Doubt you can get arrested if it's on a pitch and then everyone would fear you.

fair enough
cola yes!

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*gets banned for 6 months*

Good thing I already have a britfeel bf or I would be so mad right now

alri zidane

OK, pretty cute actually. Like a pale french chick.

Wait so is this Cola?

Meant to link the post ffs

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>neska will never stroke my meaty cock with her dainty feet
feels bad

Phwoar I'd fuck this WHORE!

No, this is Patrick

muterino2mintuo

Trying to decide if I have the energy to wank

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Have you decided yet?

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do any of you lids hav a Switch?

Its me birthday today lads

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not really into feet are these supposed to be good?

how old are you now lidd?

Yeah, me. Why do you ask? Just been playing Mario + Rabbids.

21 fren. Not sure what to do today since majority of my irl friends have gone out my life now sadly

92 miles is pretty good. It would be great for the driving I do and the electric 'fuel' cost is about a quarter of petrol cost for the same miles. I worked it out to be about 3 quid to fully charge the smart eq at home.
Furthest I go is about 40 miles away tbf so it should do the round trip. I'm sure she wouldn't mind plugging me car in tho
82mph top speed would stop me from speeding too
Just wish they were a bit cheaper. forfour eq is like 22 grand without the government grant, 18ish after the grant. The petrol version is only 12 grand. Electric version should be closer to 15 grand tbf, more of an incentive to buy electric

As a foot connoisseur, yes, those are pretty nice. Especially the toes.

HE'S GONNA
HE'S GONNA
PUKE

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i think my sis is gonna get me one for my bday. what do you play on it? it looks like a good indie and mario kart machine. shame about the paid online
i turn 21 soon too. where are you at?

yeah, had some spare neetbux and wanted to play CTR when it comes out

>Account for a game I really like gets perma banned for 0 reason
>Fucking lose it, start throwing stuff around and smashing stuff
>People I share apartment with start knocking on the door asking what's going on
OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO LADS IM SUCH AN AUTISTIC RETARD I EVEN BROKE MY MONITOR AND NOW MY ENTIRE APARTMENT THINKS IM FUCKING INSANE

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use the correct OP image dickwad

you are a manchild, grow up.
and i bet it wasnt for 'no reason' you anime nonce.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU FUCKINg CUNT

you break your own possessions like a 2 year old child.

It's a great console if you're into Nintendo and JRPGs. I have Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario + Rabbids, Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon. Also games like Enter the Gungeon for playing on the go. Waiting for some sales to get other games like Super Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild etc. I only got it two months ago myself. I got a free years worth of Nintendo Online because I'm an Amazon Prime member.

and?
Fuck off normalfag

My life is in free-fall frens.

That said it feels good to know that change - good / bad / indifferent - is 100% around the corner.

Tim's a good lad.

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Tim is going to die soon. His belly is getting very large.

You deserve to suffer for what you're doing to Tim

>Tim is going to die soon. His belly is getting very large.

His abdomen is on the large side - not distended like an alcoholic with liver failure. Lad just eats a lot of foody woody; perhaps the odd free pizza wizza and pepsi wepsi. How do you deduce that Tim's a physically ill lad?

corr
if it wasn't 1.2 days worth of calories I'd demolish that sumbitch

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Was just joking, lad. Wish the horrible cunts would leave him alone. He seems like a nice bloke who's just a bit mentally gone. Wish someone would step in. He does seem happy enough in his routine, though.

>he's not relevant enough to get sent free pizza wizza's and pepsi wepsi's

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What an ugly looking cunt

Lads had problems with the building site - that's bad luck. Noisy upstairs neighbours a part of communal living.

The free pizza wizza's are a gift though. He should take those. Can't see why free food would upset anyone.

tfw user doesnt reply to your post looking for friendship

Mental that its so many calories really. Most comes from the bread and sausages most likely but doesnt stop most of us demolishing it

How is HomelessChan so ugly, even with filters on?

really doubt bricklayer bob knows or cares
I'm burdened with knowledge of nutrition because I don't want to get fat again

What would happen if I sliced off a bit of my arse and ate it? Would be a bit mad a bit of arse coming off your arse and then later coming out of your arse, I reckon.

No.
Not even a little bit.

Ahahaha
They're going to stab you.
Better run.

>not slicing a bit of your face and eating it so you shove your own face into your face and later shit out your face

>tfw I got into an argument with my mum earlier and ended up throwing a bag of gone off bread over the neighbours fence in anger

slightly funny looking back on it now but feel bad for the neighbours, they didn't deserve that lol

2 texts no reply thats when i knew i knew i knew

Is your arse your face, lad? I reckon we're through the looking glass.

>Is your arse your face, lad?
both have cheeks innit

What kind of grown man argues with his mum?

Had my wank. Going to bed. Goodnight lads take care all of you except you-know-who.

Sorry, lad. I read that as literally doing a shit out of your face rather than shitting out your face.

cor imagine if you had to shove food up your bum then shat out for mouth

haha me too just nutted to some chinese traps

>What kind of grown man argues with his mum?
Me! :pppp

what kind of adult still thinks his mum is right about everything all the time?

youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

May not be the 'man' but I am more /aesthetic/ than this little puny shit.

wtf
tf
ffs

Alri Sharon Osbourne

Holy shit lads I just found out my old boss has a onlyfans page. I always had a crush on her but she was a mess and one day she just quit and I never saw her again. I came across her instagram and had a look and it same my onlyfans page and I thought it was a joke but I guess that's what she does now.

What the fuck is this pigs ear of an op image?
I've just been through 10 fucking pages before I saw this.
What a load of SHITE, it's worse than last week's fucking tornado

Not him but had a sharon osbourne dream the other day. sat with her in her house which was in a shopping centre. kept trying to get some money from her in the most inconspicuous way. then she fell down the escalator and I ran down it to save her but lost all the change in my pocket then got REALLY bummed out. I suppose it's indicating I need to get money somehow.

Glad you like it mate, shame your peers didn't post a new thread at 550 posts aha. I warned them too if they didn't make a new thread we'd have a Moni version.

SCEA, grow up.

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that's 3 times in a week.

Btw, it's not scea. he wants you to think that. it's some uni mongs from the 'tim byrne meme' facebook page.

>h-he did it again

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niight my favourite wankers

dial back the pizza chatter
it's still 2 weeks before I can stuff my face again

I've been a few days or I'd have started one, I understand your reasoning because it's frustrating when nobody does but this one is ugly and hard to find. Plus any mention of that thing will summon it sooner or later.

Your dream indicates you should ignore Sharon Osbourne if you ever meet her and keep your hands firmly in your pockets near escalators. You're welcome.

I wish somebody would send me free pizzas 3 times a week. :(

There's no way for me to see her onlyfans without showing it's me

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What were they fucking thinking lads Jesus

>35m
What is this incel shit?