If you get a girlfriend, how often will she make you lick her pussy?

Girls cant make me do anything

Ideally it would be very often

Hopefully all the time?

if you can't eat her out cause she's been fucked before why would you put your penis in her as well?

because dick conquers dick, duh

youtube.com/watch?v=YFgTcG0dwIM

Hopefully she will not force me to do anything. I wouldn't want to force her to do anything for me either.

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Make me? She wouldn't have to. I would personally request to be allowed to wake her up with cunnilingus each morning. I would then offer my tongue and lips for cunnilingus at least 2 more times through the day:
>when she gets home from work/school
>before bed

If she's ok with it, I would offer to also lick her clean down there after urination, after changing out her tampons, and after any sweaty exercise/yoga sessions. I am also aware that vaginas produce a thick, mucousy, yellowish-white discharge naturally (pic related), and I'm ok with eating this.

Doing this for her would provide me the sexual gratification I require, so I wouldn't need blowjobs or even PIV sex in return (so long as I can still masturbate while I lick her). This is a true demonstration of appreciation and acceptance for the female body, and I do believe women would be happier in the world if more men behaved this way. Now the only problem is finding a gf with whom I can live out this lifestyle.

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I don't know why you're concerned.
You're never going to get a girlfriend.

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I want this too, except every woman NEEDS a good dicking. It's a requirement to dick down a girl for her to stay with you.

Good on you, man. Sadly I'm not very... gifted in that department. Worse case scenario, I think I could grow to be ok with her having other guys on the side to fulfill that need for her. So long as she comes back to me at the end of the day.

But I've known of multiple girls who've said that being eaten out feels so good it's better than PIV sex. Which is why I feel that cunnilingus (before any dicking down) is so integral to a woman's sexual happiness.

lmao what a cuck no wonder you dont have a gf

Hey piss off, man! I don't understand why guys like you have to shame others for their own personal PRIVATE CHOICES!!! What the fuck do you care?? It's not your relationship. You can have whatever kind of relationship you think works best for you. I won't judge. So knock it off. Maybe I'll be a cuck... so what? If it keeps my gf happy, and i'm ok with it too, then just let us be. Jesus Christ.

LMAO, look at the cuck. Absolutely seething.

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This to be honest. I'll never ever have one.

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I can't even imagine have a girlfriend anymore. Time to lay down and die.

Only virgins end sentences incorrectly with prepositions

Ugh, whatever man. I hope you can find happiness one day enough to stop wasting your time and energy on other people's relationships like some paparazzo. But hey, at least paparazzi get paid to invade others' personal lives and harass them. I just think you have emptiness in your heart. That can't be healthy for you.

Same. I always thought it would just happen. But nothing ever did.

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A B S O L U T E L Y S E E T H I N G G

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Whether or not you're a virgin, prepositions can be correctly used to end sentences with.

you're sooo stubborn!! Idk, I think you have a lot of deep rooted issues to work out, man. Idk.

We wasted our youth waiting for something to happen, then in our old age we realized that we should have been the ones making things happen.

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girls don't actually enjoy that sort of thing.

LMAO, I think you are the one with issues m8 considering you're the cuck. LOL Being a cuck is the lowest of the low.

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How should I know? Girls' desires vary.

>that feel when you cannot go back

I sort of regret doing nothing about a lot of things that I wanted to do, but even if I got the opportunity to go back and try again I'm not even sure what I would do differently. It's not like my life now is particularly bad, just kind of lonely. Could be worse.

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Then how do you explain lesbians?

then how do you explain lesbian bed death?

Why? Why is it the "lowest of the low"? Where does it say that I HAVE to have a relationship the way YOU think all relationships should be? If I'm having a good time, and she's having a good time, and her other guy isn't complaining, then I don't see the problem. How would you like it if I insulted and shamed you for being a "possessive traditional" male? What if I started calling you "Pos-trad" just because I live a different lifestyle.
POS-TRAD POS-TRAD POS-TRAD POS-TRAD POS-TRAD POS-TRAD!!

See, it's not cool. There's no point for that kind of hate. Just live and let live. Seriously.

>If it keeps my gf happy
Do you think your future gf wants a cuck bf? Do you think a girl will love a cuck?

Fuck no. Cleanse your mind of these retarded ideas and force yourself to be a man.

>find women attractive
>find pussy gross
REEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS KEK IS SO MAD.

LMAO this is you right now. enjoy getting cucked?

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The key word is "if."
So no, I wouldn't be a cuck IF she didn't want that of me. But I know that I don't have an 8 inch dick, so if the issue bothered her that much, I'd try to think outside the box to make sure she's getting what she needs elsewhere instead of just dumping her over one small (no pun intended) issue.

I hate yoga, but if my gf loved yoga, and I just wasn't flexible enough to do it, I'd encourage her to make friends who she can go to yoga with instead of me. And then I'd be happy that my lack of interest/ability isn't stopping her from doing what she likes. Maybe it's not your definition of being a man, but I'd say that's a pretty mature way of handling a situation without jumping the gun and just completely breaking up.

Jeez, no wonder you guys can't keep a gf. One little problem and you're ready to break up. I feel sorry for this generation. Back in the days men used to work hard for what they wanted, even if it meant doing something they weren't 100% comfortable with. THAT'S being a man.

Insulting someone who chooses to live a lifestyle that you don't think is PERFECT... how mature of you guys. Since you guys are so perfect, why you don't tell me the winning lottery numbers this week.

>being cucked
>THAT'S being a man
lmao at your delusion.

If woman loves a guy, I'm sure the last thing she wants is for him to be cucked. Allowing/encouraging her to fuck some other dude because you have a shrimp-dick is probably the fastest way to kill a relationship. Sex isn't just carnal pleasure, but intimacy, which is polluted if it's traded to some other guy in exchange for a few orgasms.

>I'm sure the last thing she wants is for him to be cucked
How are you sure? Are you God? You're the delusional one who thinks he knows what 3.8 BILLION women in the world want. That's delusion, my friend. Not all women want the EXACT same type of relationship, fyi.

You're mentally ill and responding to you was a waste. Enjoy actually getting a qt gf and then ruining it by asking her to fuck another dude.

Enjoy your throat cancer.
We all gotta die of something.

Backed into a corner with logic and now unable to answer my questions...

Face it, if I'm "delusional" for enjoying cuckold relationships, then you're delusional for enjoying monogamous relationships. And I think THAT'S what bothers you. Deep down you know that there is no such thing as a "perfect relationship model." Humans are too complicated for that. Which is why the vast majority of your "possessive traditional" relationships end in divorce or infidelity. But now you have something to think about. I hope one day you can open your mind to more than just what your mom and dad and MTV taught you was "correct." Peace.

It stopped being your private choice when you posted about it on a publicly accessible forum. I shall give my views, in response. I feel that oral sex on women is far too submissive and I find it unhygienic. I believe that there are very many places my mouth should be. Below a woman is one of those places i refuse to put my mouth.

You can use that logic to justify anything and any kind of relationship. AKA, you're mentally ill and just need a justification for something that is objectively in conflict with our primitive brains.

Maybe you deserve having a shrimp dick. You seem all too happy to emasculate yourself.

they say you learn something new every day
why does that something have to be retarded ass opinions like this

>they say you learn something new every day
nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/can-oral-sex-give-you-cancer/

>But there's growing evidence that an increasing proportion of cancer is caused by HPV infection in the mouth.
>Around 1 in 4 mouth cancers and 1 in 3 throat cancers are HPV-related, but in younger patients most throat cancers are now HPV-related.

You're welcome user.
You faggot ass moron.

Thats horrible, and tons of women expect it, from what I hear.

Still, you don't have to shame me for how I live my sex life. I don't agree that cunnilingus is submissive (or that that's even a bad thing), but if that's how your relationship works best, then that's cool by me. I won't judge or berate you about your sexual choices.

>You can use that logic to justify anything
yeah... that's the point I was making. Your idea of "normal" or "correct" is as illogical as anyone else's idea of "normal." Just because my relationship model is in the minority does not mean it's wrong. And the whole "primitive brains" argument only hurts your case more because if you wanna look at it that way, we're all just sexual creatures looking to impregnate/be impregnated by as many humans as we can to pass on our genetics and then move on. Nothing about our nature says "monogamy is best."

DO NOT EAT PUSSY. IT CAN AND WILL GIVE YOU HPV AND THROAT CANCER

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You don't have to worry about that till they're like 25+
If they're under 25 they're too worried you'll figure out they let some other guy bareback when they cheated on you even though all they do is bitch about condoms. Then they'll go on a lifelong crusade about supporting abortion because they don't want to get stuck with the kids of any of the numerous guys they fuck.

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>is as illogical as anyone else's idea of "normal."
No, you utter moron.

Dysfunctional men (like you) were bred out by Chads whenever they had the misfortune of existing in hunter-gatherer societies. Women (and men) are trained by their reptile brains to despise that kind of cucky behavior because it leads to your genes dying. Either be a man or bury yourself.

It is submissive, you are putting your mouth where it obviously is not supposed to go. I have no relationship, because I do not desire one. This is not applicable to me.

>Still, you don't have to shame me for how I live my sex life. I don't agree that cunnilingus is submissive
Nobody is trying to shame you, and eating twat is submissive. You're just trying to suck dicks except you're saying it's not gay because they were in the pussy first. You're never going to put your mouth on a pussy that hasn't been stuffed full of tons of dicks. You're just doing it because the dicks go in there. Next you're going to be saying it's not gay to suck dicks if they haven't got wiped off after being in a pussy. Cuck.

Dude have you ever had a fling, girlfriend, or sex? Eating pussy is alright with known girls who are hygenic and not disgusting. Whores/casuals are the type you bang only and make them choke on your dick.

Im not going to waste my time arguing. Just relax and have a good time instead of being autistic about miniscule matters. If you lighten up who knows you might finally get some ass.

but what if pussy has no STD and virgin

I don't know how often she'd ask, but once I got a feel for it, I'd make it my goal to make her never have to again.

Have fun never making a woman orgasm.

Any time she rings her bell.

Thanks anonymous internet Chad. I don't think if I ever would have got laid if I hadn't been profoundly influenced by your meticulously articulated post that could be summed up as sounding
>"DUDE DO SEX LMAO"
You're like the porno version of a sex rogan movie, very refreshing hearing something besides
>"DUDE WEED LMAO"
At first I really wasn't sure if you were a roastie or if this was just bait, but since they're the same thing I guess it doesn't matter. You know if your mating advice for humanoid creatures were correct perhaps you'd be in a relationship doing the things you're preaching about instead of offering some backhanded advice to "humble" brag.

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I'd like for it to be our primary form of sex desu

Hopefully never. You can get cancer from eating pussy.

Please tell me this is bait! Please!

If you are being serious, I will die with laughter and I don't want to die yet.

well that's one thing, but I'm more worried about HPV induced throat cancer from pussy licking
I'm not suicidal

this has to be the saddest and most retarded cope in existence

i hope often. i love eating pussy desu. i want her to ride my face when she gets horny.

>Sadly I'm not very... gifted in that department
wym? lenght? inexperienced?

>meme_frog_laugh.jpg

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You dont get oral hpv from licking pussy
Where the fuck did you hear that

it's a way to tag your images, you should try it. Personally I use hydrus network for my memes.

haha just memes bro :')

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