I am an Abra AMA

I am an Abra AMA

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what's up, how are you?

I'm a little sleepier than usual but not too bad. My dad's going to force me to make an appointment to get my driver's license tomorrow and then apply for jobs. Being an Abra, I would rather just sit on my ass and teleport everywhere. How are you?

Where did your spoons go did you already replaced them with new ones from the store why are you not evolved come back when you're done evolving then we'll talk

I thought abras had spoons for their magical properties now I know better

What are you? Why do you look like mewtwo but the same colour as Pikachu also where are you spoons?

why are you chinese

My favorite pokemon is Aegislash. Really, that whole line is my favorite.

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Do you use the same spoons for eating after you bend them? Do you like pudding? You look like you love yoghurt but do you also eat ice cream how many spoons?

Sounds good. Hm actually I had a breakdown last night but now I'm
Why arw you on Jow Forums?

wtf Abra get back in your pc.

Why are you so fucking to catch stop teleporting away reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Do you use the same spoons for eating after you bend them?
I bend them back before eating.
>Do you like pudding? You look like you love yoghurt but do you also eat ice cream
I love all three of those.
>how many spoons?
I have at least a dozen in the kitchen drawer.

>I had a breakdown last night but now I'm
Sorry to hear that. What was it over?
>Why arw you on Jow Forums?
/b/ is full of porn which is bad for my brain and my thread would get deleted for off topic on most other active boards.

based psychic catmadillo, how the hell are you typing on this image board and why?
sometimes i wish the pokemon world were real, it's some comfy shit. you mind giving me some sweet dreams?

can you make your gen 1 cry for me

Can you give me money to pay for my wifes sons hormone therapy?

If I get caught i have to fight pokemon battles when all I really want to do is sit.

sup kid. just made your dad faint.

stay out of pokemon tower

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>wanting to live in the same world as a pokemon that can literally induce nightmares so intense that they put you in a lifelong coma and kill you
I have a feeling that you didn't think this through

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>how the hell are you typing on this image board
With spoons.
>and why?
I'm lonely and wanted to talk.
>sometimes i wish the pokemon world were real, it's some comfy shit. you mind giving me some sweet dreams?
I'll try.

BRRRRRRNEBERNEB

I cannot. That goes against my Christian values which also restrict to what extent I'm allowed to practice my psychic abilities.

>not wanting to get NIGHTMARE'd by the dream daddy
lame
if you want protection from him, just have a pokemon who knows dream eater, no dreams no nightmares

There's an entire plot in the later pokemon generations that addresses that exact topic. They literally got an entire team of gengars to try and eat the dreams, but Darkrai's nightmares were too powerful. In the end they had to recruit another legendary type with the lunar wing to break the curse, but it was too late and the girl died.

shit
oh well, if it happens it happens

Whats your thoughts on other Abras.

Redpill me on Sabrina

Depends on the individual, but I usually get along better with older people like Alakazams.

could you sauce me on that?
all i can find is that Darkrai doesn't mean to give people nightmares, game canon wise

It's a plot that spans numerous generations of pokemon, and is mostly a subplot that is easy to miss but MatPat does a decent job of summarizing it.
youtube.com/watch?v=0ju3V6IYKM4

I was hurt, but I have a problem that banal stuff hurting me. I have a lot of diagnosis and I drink meds.. Oh, actually, there's a porn too

Sorry to hear that, user. Hope you get better.