Post thy wish, and if ye receive the right numerals, Kek shall fulfill it!

I AM GOING TO KEEP MAKING WISHES UNTIL ONE COMES TRUE! I WANT TO BE AN ADMIRABLE PERSON THAT PEOPLE LOOK UP TO! I DONT WANT TO LIVE AND DIE FOR NOTHING!

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I wish my suicide attempt is successful

All pepe/wojak posters are banned from Jow Forums

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"Whosoever posts in this thread, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Kek."

Now this thread is enchanted. Kek wills it!

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I wish for r9k to accept trans people.

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Maybe I should wish for something plausible? Is that how magic works? I want to die. How about that? There is no way I am going to be immortal, so I have to get dubs this time. Checkmate, kek.

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Reincarnation is now reality

Hahaha, immortality achieved. See ya later pathetic humans.

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pi originally related

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not a chance. neck yourself, cock-chopper

I will be reborn as a qt smol girl

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>anime posters
>Jow Forumsniggers
>pepe/wojak posters
>porn spammers
>furries
>trannies
are all banned on sight

>banning pepe, the prophet of Kek

He would never allow that.

Alright trying again. I want pic related.

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Cool! I win! Now if only this magic were real.

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Well flippity dippity FUCK YOU

Immortalize my name and let me bask in the glory.

these numbers say otherwise

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I wish for Juri-sama to step on me!

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NO MORE NORMIES

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Stfu cracker, i wish you died

>I wish for r9k to accept trans people.
TRANS
PRIDE
WORLD
WIDE

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I wish For everything to work out

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I want to become a hero of justice.

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Let me be able to move away and stand on my own two feet. I want to give myself a second chance

i want a programming / sysadmin job

I want to give a second chance to this user.

I wish to enter the good college

Give me wealth, it would accumulate in less than a year.

World peace, please!

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Eternal return is real, only with an infinite number of varying life paths so you experience all potential outcomes of your self.

You are in shock user.

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I just want meta-programming abilities.

I want to find pourpose
I dont want a gf,because i know i wouldnt be able to keep her
I dont want wealth,because i wouldnt know how to use it
I dont want fame,because i dont like being in the spotlight
i dont want friends,because i enjoy being alone
All i wqnt is to find some sort of meaning to my existance,so that id have a reason to wake up in the morning

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Gods are now immortal.

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Death to all trannies, faggots and other degenerates

just give me a shitton of tinder matches so I can get my dick wet

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I wish for supernatural powers. Like telekinesis

I wish for independence.

I want the cuts on my dick to instantly heal so I can masturbate without pain for the first time in a week

But your baseline is way off.

I want to receive my PhD this year.

I want porn off /b/! We rise up!

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I wish she could realize

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rollinh for ultimate enlightment

My second chance, I need it, please

I wish to stop feeling so lonely

I must give my wish a second chance as well, I cant give up

Pure ultimate virgin power to overthrow iran's government

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She will make it through.
She will get better.

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I have been forsaken.
She has been forsaken.
We have been forsaken.
Why?

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Then I wish she could regret it

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I just want to be rich enough to live a spartan lifestyle by myself without working ever again and be healthy, thats all.

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Why are you trying to tell me almighty Kek ??

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I cant give up dammit ive lost everything I need it

One more time Im so close

Rolling for that user because my wish didn't turn up okay

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Last time for today
Thanks user it means a lot

Rolling again for you wish-cucked user

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ONCE MORE I WON'T GIVE UP ON YOU user

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I wish the Roman Empire came back

Please.

You don't even need to bring back its original borders. Just give me back my Romans.

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i just wish that my future is something that is worth living, that i finally get the courage to do things, talk to the girl that always smiles at me, maybe try to get a better job and a fulfilling career. kek please allow me to wish me another one: I just want everybody to calm down and be happy, there is enough bad things, enough war and enough hate. we get so much information about negative stuff that we don't care anymore. This world is so grim that i just close my eyes. And then i hope this ends all soon that i just had a bad dream or better, never wake up again.

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Holy* but based

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MY WISH IS FOR STANDO POWA TO BE REAL AND GIVE ME THE WORLD

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Pokemon is real and I become Ditto

Pokemon is real and he becomes slowgey

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i just want to be happy
(and make this an original post so i don't get muted)

kek has failed you fren, but i give you another chance!

Honestly this looks based as fuck so yes please

I HEREBY WISH FOR ALL THE WISHES OF ANONS ABOVE TO BECOME TRUE

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I hope that's a yes from you, Kek.

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Roll for this. Ultrabased

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Please post full cyoa

Also, I wish to be more charismatic or at least be perceived as more charismatic

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No dubs, but I will grant your wish

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I wish all of the anons wishes are granted

I just want to die quick and painless

Everyone ITT will die painlessly before 40

bless me with eternal luck o number gods

once more to east the pain

make me win the lottery

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I want her to go back to liking me like she used to

If I cannot have that, then I at least want her current bf to dump her

I do not deserve to be left in the dust like this

Kill me, im too much of a coward to do it muself

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i wish Jow Forums would implement twitch emotes so this place can finally die in peace

Kek I am begging you, give me a cute fat gf who I can bake for and feed

I wish all the anons here get better.