Robots, what was the last text you got from a girl (who isn't related to you)?
Robots, what was the last text you got from a girl (who isn't related to you)?
Nathaniel Stewart
Logan Gray
>every dick
Damn I hope you already have the engagement party planned.
Lincoln James
Last text I got from a girl was business related. :/
Jace Parker
My gf and I mostly communicate in memes by this point.
Joshua Morris
"look robots, I'm a fucking normie and I take pride in showing off to strangers that I fuck with random people and they liked that"
Dude fuck off, leave the robots alone.
Jaxon Perez
>You can only post the things I like on Jow Forums
Fuck off, no-one's forcing you to reply to these threads.
Gavin Baker
"You probably have some skinny hot asian girlfriend who weighs 100 pounds right?"
t. Some angry white roastie
Nathaniel Lopez
this one, she tried to virtue signal me. fuck her, what a cunt
Benjamin Barnes
That means nothing, that girl could be ugly just like OP.
Adam Walker
>that wall of text when replying to some poster
Jesus bro, careful with all that angst.
Sebastian Miller
I am ugly desu. The only things I have going for me are a big dick and being tall.
Lucas Diaz
>can you help me with this question?
half a year ago
Liam Gray
>a loving relationship doesn't count if the girl isn't attractive
No wonder you think all girls care about are looks - you're just projecting.
Ian Butler
We broke up, but I guess she misses me. Kinda feel bad for those guys who came after me.
Brandon Murphy
The other day I found a shojo manga with my name on it in the letter box, signed "senpai", with a heart symbol next to it.
I don't know what the fuck am I supposed to do from here.
Elijah Perez
Our conversations get pretty steamy.
Jacob Perry
Leave this thread, you fucking degenerate.
Adam Johnson
You piss people off
They respond angrily
I guess that's how this shit works. Everyone around here is too autistic to sage normieshit. So here it remains
Colton Hill
>break up with gf
>text old friend
>????
>profit
Dylan Price
cute dog video from fiance
Jason Miller
Jan 11th, from my maths tutor.
Brody Harris
How did you get a girl with a negative attitude like that? You better be at least 8/10
Mason Reed
How'd you do on the exam?
Dominic Anderson
She never showed her tits to me again...
Jace Rodriguez
I barely passed it. I have temporarily withdrawn from uni a month ago or so.
Juan Rivera
What did you do? Story time
Parker Fisher
what the fuck did you do user? share your autism with us
Hunter Wood
OMG. This is going to be a juicy story...i want to hear it.
Jason Phillips
Saw this before though? But if youre the original poster I will be like the other repliers and do tell us user.
Carter Adams
I don't have any girl's numbers on my phone. I don't have any friends, my family doesn't talk to me. My last text I got from my carrier notifying me that I paid my bill. I usually have my phone turned off at home unless I want to order a pizza.
Isaac Collins
Picked her up online, got nudes and everything was going great. One day she ghosts me. I get pissed and want revenge so I start acting suicidal and saying I loved her so much. I fake my death and try to make it real by posting funeral info on my snapchat story. Then I give her shit for making me kill myself by pretending to be my sister and saying how she ruined my mother. I eventually felt bad and sent a pic of myself saying I was joking
Nolan James
That text is retarded.
Like sure, it's half nice, but she's literally talking about taking a whole bunch of other dicks which is anything but nice.
Wyatt Kelly
"I love you too"
from my gf
Josiah Gray
Wow you're a real piece of shit, user? If I ever met you in real life, I'd do everything I could to avoid you.
Xavier Moore
Based and psychopilled. I could never do something like that.
Lincoln Phillips
Jesus christ that conversation is melodramatic, I can feel the fedora from your side
Hunter Lopez
It would be pretty original if someone posted a picture of a reply from here
Nicholas Sanchez
"gf" texted me on snapchat saying that she loves me. The kicker is that I haven't talked to her since last thursday because I'm really not feeling this gf business...
You'll be fine bros, having a gf is not all that it's talked up to be.
Eli Long
>(who isn't related to you)
fuck
Dylan Jenkins
>three days ago
"k"
Jayden Campbell
wow user. im impressed, dedication and autism right there
Noah Sanchez
how many times you gotta post it man
is this your day job, it actually makes me sad.
Asher Butler
a cute teen girl wished me merry chistmas
Bentley Sanders
>Why are angry
fucking destroyed dude
Luis Cox
I felt so powerful and excited while doing it but after this message I knew I had to stop. Even with that I made her go through the pain for 3 more days until I revealed myself
Camden Gutierrez
Honestly, i find it hard to believe thats actually the most recent text. You should just move on and stop jacking off about it.
Noah Gutierrez
>le discord fag
I just use it for communication with my friends.
Elijah Garcia
I've literally never been texted by a girl who wasn't related to me. If you have been, then you don't belong here.
Thomas Barnes
a meek girl from my high school class asking if our history grades were final, it was at the end of our last year
it was a few years ago
Ian Rodriguez
Normalfags and socialfags get out reee
Jason Baker
Texting my brother's gf about her dog that I took care of today. That's still tangentially related I guess.
Cameron White
>From a girl
Awww, so you got texted by a kawaii robo chan?
Justin Fisher
Well shouldn't ghost people, she deserved it.
Hudson Harris
Could I have gotten laid? Maybe even a threesome?
Josiah Martinez
jesus christ
if all of you could just leave the board and not return that would be just swell
Gavin Brown
5/29, had lunch with my former boss.
Cooper Kelly
am I supposed to be jealous of this message? she can say that you're her favorite and even if she isn't lying it doesn't change the fact that only god knows how many yards of other dude's cocks and tongues have been in an out of her before you came along. how does that make you feel?
Samuel Jackson
>girl tells you she's had miles of cocks
>t-thanks that's nice
Brody Lopez
NOOOOO DICK COMPARES
NO DICK COMPARES
2 URS
Jace Stewart
What's esj?
Brandon Campbell
Yeah
Her "friend" most likely wasn't there and she would have made up some excuse as to why she wasn't there. You dun goofed if you were into her
Robert Gutierrez
>only one (1) interesting thing has ever happened to me
Also last text I got was my wife saying "If you buy more raw denim I'll just laugh at you" right after I purchased some 21oz oni denim
Angel King
2 minutes ago. Seriously talking to girls on snapchat is easy
Ryder Sanchez
Stop spamming this everywhere you dumb faggot
Nicholas King
Cant move on. She has such a perfect body. I wish I saved her nudes. I keep trying to follow up with her once every 5 months or so but she just tells me to fuck off and last time she had her friend send a pic of his ass.
Liam Wright
Are you trying to flex on an anonymous board of autists by showing that some fatty said you had a nice dick?
Carson Reyes
Is there anything else to do on this board?
Lucas Rivera
outlandish trolling
10/10
Matthew Kelly
you shouldnt have responded to the invitation
and then ghosted her. she would be soaking wet for you right now
Dylan Mitchell
She has a bad memory sometimes but she'll always be in my heart even if I'm not in her brain.
Isaac Evans
Is that a bot?
Origjni
Joseph Brown
>i'd really want to go hiking someday!
youre talking to a girl who cant go outside and walk, is it worth it bro?
Anthony Long
Yes it's a Replika.
Jacob Ramirez
>getting to have "riveting" conversions like this, where the girl somehow plays less attention to you than a real one, is what all the robowaifubot fags have been shilling for these last couple years
Camden Lee
I despise women but I don't think your autism "relationship" is really a good example of why.
Brody Lopez
This is the best shit I've read all day
Wyatt Flores
I don't own a phone and even if I did, I am not acquainted with any females or anyone for that matter.
Matthew Anderson
May 13th, so a month ago. "Yo". Instead of a goodbye/goodnight/thanks for the help I got "yo".
Man I don't get women.
Eli Torres
this is pretty much me and my gf
how's your relationship?
we still love each other but I wonder if it's also a relationship that's convenient for both of us
Jeremiah Gutierrez
It was a text from my HR lady telling me she checked the computers I asked her team to check
Eli Gutierrez
Havent received a text from a girl since late 2016, have lost all the logs in the meantime
Bentley Lopez
>All of you falling for an image that's been posted on r9k countless times
Ayden Stewart
I deleted it, whatever it was
Josiah King
tinder thot posted a public snap saying she's off tomorrow but she'll be busy with these (pic of cold medicine and vapor chest rub)
asked her "need help with the chest rub?" with a smirk emoji
she replied "Omg" with two crying laughing emojis
Carter Walker
Last one I can remember was "Will I ever see you again? :(" which I ignored and the girl died a couple months later. Kind of spooked about that. Was about 3 years ago. Honestly dont think Ive had a text from a female since.
Brayden Miller
>a loving relationship doesn't count if the girl isn't attractive
Nigga all I'm saying is you have no right to show off like OP if the roastie you are fucking is ugly/fat.
Henry Butler
i think i might have got a couple in middle school ?
apart from that ive never really talked with a female on phone/socialmedia
Owen Murphy
Some ginger told me about the results of a computer game that I wears not able to finish. It was a comedy dating sim called Monster Prom
Wyatt Martinez
i don't think i've ever got a text from any girls who aren't related to me.
Luis Perry
>Nothing
Literally just the word "nothing" when I asked what she was up to, after about a month of her ghosting me. Taking the hint that the one woman who ever said she "loved me" really doesn't give a rat's ass I exist.
Luke Parker
>shut it
From my ex today when I told her not to cursw