Did you party at all yet?

As opposed to figuratively getting raped?

Retard.

It's not rape, you faggot. It's literally a case of boys will be boys. You fucking autists are too retarded to have a laugh socially, all thinking your some sort of stoic hardass in some anime chink cartoon.

Yeah I've been to Ibiza a few times. I wouldn't be surprised if we did things like that.

>Women are complete whores now who will fuck anything
>he doesn't go to a party to fuck them

volcel

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>Women are complete whores now who will fuck anything
I do go to parties, still though they hate robots like me and look at me with disgust

Never been to one. I feel like I was ripped off with my teen years. Closest thing I ever had to what I was promised was smoking weed with one of my two friends. He was a braindead faggot, though, so it wasn't as fun as it should have been.
How do you even get invited to a party?
How do normies have this innate ability to congregate with each other, almost immediately. I remember back in middle school it took me like all three years to really become a part of the friends group I was in. Everything before that was build up, working towards being fully accepted. Yet normies make friends within five minutes of conversation, and then walk to class together and go to parties.

I would say I wish I could do high school over again, to experience what I was promised, but I have no idea what I would do differently.

Yes, thanks to the friends I made when I was younger.
I don't really see what they like about it. I like hanging around with a small group of friends at someones house or a local bar while talking, drinking and enjoying each others company, but partying just seems like a waste of time, money and brain cells to me.

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lmao
I went once to a party, it was cool and nobody laughed at me or something like that. Nothing close to that webm of course.

It's not for everyone. You get invited through friends, unless you're hosting. I have some normie friends and they go out every night because they 'enjoy' it and like 'having fun' and 'making memories with friends'. I'm quite introverted and can't think of a more repetitious waste of time than partying (as in the average house party and clubbing). The only thing you might have missed out on was drunk sex, or maybe also the chance to befriend some normies.

If I was there I'd start running train on these dudes asses

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someone should have taken a shit, missed opportunity

why does they shove a beer bottle up the guys ass

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Fuck off faggot.
>haha it's not that fun you're not missing out
Not what it's about. You've been invited to parties, you know how it feels to be wanted, for people to find you enjoyable enough to be around to invite you. That's what it's about.
I don't ever have that feeling. You don't know how it feels to be devoid of it, so don't tell me I'm not missing out. I know what I'm missing out on, you can't even comprehend it.

Wew, couldn't help it, I knew I didn't want to watch it but I did.
I regret my decision.

>he doesn't shove bottles up his friends ass as a joke

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did it make u really horny

I have a fear of parasites so no.

No because partying always sucked ass for me and I realized my life was better off without it.

rape if often used figuratively online you idiot

normies are the grossest gayest shits ever

this is what they were doing in Rome

The bud light production process

that's a dude with long hair or a wig. look at his arm

why are these people so perverse and disgusting?

pride month literally enables this shit and people feel forced to let people like these guys do whatever acts of public degeneracy they want because to go against them would be to go against the whole LGBT community blue check marks and all