>wake up
>100 degrees outside
Wake up
Its fucking freezing here in bongland lad, send some of that sweet heat over for the boys!
>100 degrees
100 degrees boils water faggot
I'd rather it be nice and chilly than blisteringly hot.
>wake up
>200 degrees
>mfw
THE HEAT IS WORKING TONIGHT AND TOMORROW MORNING I WILL DOWNLOAD THE APP AND IT IS THE SAME THING AS WELL AS THE REST OF OF THE SAME THING I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU TODAY AND 10 INCHES LONG BUT NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE WEATHER AND I WILL DOWNLOAD IT AGAIN FOR YOU
THATS WHY THEY CALL ME MR FAHRENHEIIIIIIITTT
37.7C for us non burgermen
>Wake
>50 degrees outside
>Celsius
Central Valley Cali? It's fucking hot over here.
I'm not OP but I'm stuck here for a week now that classes are over. I feel sorry for the people that live here.
>air conditioning on all day
>can still feel the heat through the walls
>uncomfortably warm all night
>have to point fan full blast at self while sleeping
>all moisture gets sucked out of body
>weird dreams about nuclear apocalypse
>lack the energy to get up so continue to lay in bed for hours like a piece of fruit in a dehydrator
>by the time I wake up, it's boiling outside
but are you travelling at 299792.458 kilometers/second?
spotted the Europoor, get off my board with your backwards measuring system
Welcome to the new normal. This is hellclown world now.
>Have low body temperature
>Wear sweatshirts constantly because ashamed of my skelly arms
>Results in me having ultra-high heat resistance
Currently laughing at all you sweatyfags.
you will become infertile at those temperatures
where the fuck do ou live
i too have been to florida
I can only hope. (in an original fashion)
>Implying I or anyone else on this board is ever gonna be in the situation to impregnate anyone
Lmao. Even if I do get a gf/wife, I'll just adopt if I'm infertile.
>wake up
>41 celsius
an overrated city in California where housing costs 350% of the national average
Meant to reply to you. Oops. originali
>105 degrees outside
>get payed to be in an air conditioned building for eight hours
>when my shift is over it's a reasonable temperature outside
Hope that AC works my NEET friends
>wake up
> 34 C outside
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>27
im staying inside like every other day tho