>"Look, he's awake."
>Open your eyes
>"Congratulations user, you've just been drafted into our noble struggle for liberation."
What do?
"Look, he's awake."
Lincoln Evans
John Bailey
If I'm gonna be an anarchist, I'd rather be a Zapatista
>do lines of cocaine daily
>get qt latin gf to dick down and discuss liberation theology or some shit
>go shooting bottles with some bros on the countryside
That has got to be the life
Brody Price
I'm pretty sure the prohibit drugs and alcohol in their territory.
Blake Robinson
oh no oh god oh fuck
not again
Cooper Long
Ask how many katanas I'm allowed to carry
Christian Ramirez
Is this the 9gag army?
Dominic Perez
Well DUH, join the struggle of course.
Kevin Davis
easy, infiltrate them, and then leak all their personal infos on Jow Forums and other sites filled with anti-commies
can't allow these terrorists to roam free, and better dead than red
Xavier Morgan
Yep , can't have them taking mr Goldsteins shackles better leak thier info so we can protect our goy and saviours from any financial losses
Eli Perez
haha nice one, and never forget to punch all the nazis you find!
and by nazi I mean anyone not standing on your side haha
Austin Russell
getting off topic user
Hunter Butler
why would beta cucks draft me? i would make them kill themselves in under a week.
Levi Russell
Explain to them that anarchism leads to nativism. Explain to them that Kropotkin and early socialists were not only failures in their own respective revolutions but also that their insistence on waging an eternal war against the Bourgeoisie leads to Caesarianism imposed upon the working class by the new ruling class who inevitably emerge from the vanguard. Explain to them that unless you're an agricultural society with explicit structural mechanisms for oppressing people, like say, feudal Russia, destroying capital probably isn't a smart move.
Dylan James
"give me the biggest gun you got"
Caleb Johnson
But user, we ARE an agricultural people who live under the thumb of the Federal District.
Anthony Roberts
what kind of tomatoes you got? whats the quality of your cows?
Jack Roberts
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Ian Morales
We mostly grow beans and corn here, user.
Jack Sanders
yikes that's total shit.
Jackson Edwards
Kill as many of the fuckers as I can once they give me a rifle, then shoot myself before I get captured if I don't get killed first. Better dead than red.
Liam Gray
whats the use of wearing camo if youre just gonna put a bright target on your face anyways