My foreskin is super stretchy and fun to play with...

my foreskin is super stretchy and fun to play with, I can do cool things like make pee balloons or stick my pinky in it or even just flick it around
I feel bad for the people who got circumcised and will never feel this feeling

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The amount of girls I've seen who are disgusted or confused by foreskin is astonishing.
>Why is there so much skin at the tip
>Where is the tip
>What the fuck
I don't get it

same, its fun playing with foreskin, my gf loves fiddling with mine and it's super cute

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Thanks for the suicide fuel, I don't think about this enough already

lmao I don't care about the opinions of roasts I just know that having foreskin is really cool

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>stick my pinky in it
Boy I can fit a pink pong ball in mine.

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I'm so jealous. Its not fair.
ZZZZZZ

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Honestly i hate my parents for making me get circumsized. Ive always wanted a foreskin :(

I will never forgive the jews for taking my foreskin

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Cope. Stop being jealous and just live with what life gave you.

I'm going to have a foreskin soon.
>"But it won't be real!"
No shit, but a makeshift one is much better than nothing.

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How exactly?


OwO

Stretching skin over time induces mitosis. Eventually you will have enough to cover the glans.

Guys, i wasnt circumsised but my dickhead is always very dry for some reason, is this normal or should i start worrying about my dick?

Why did your parents cut you, anons?

>the jews
It was your parents.

>i wasnt circumsised but my dickhead is always very dry for some reason
Does your foreskin cover your glans?

>I'm so jealous. Its not fair.
Tell that to your parents

>mfw slav/german/scandi mutt but still got cut

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yeah just cut off a vital part of your sex organ because of what normies/women think. Circumcision was done to discourage masturbation. Hygiene isn't an issue if you shower regularly.

Mine is too tight

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My dick is so damn skinny it's an inch in width hard or flaccid, but my length is even worse flaccid being 2-3 inches. But hard I'm at least a 7 inch length. There's just no way people can say circumcision doesn't reduce your penis size, because removing 30-50% of all your penile skin just can't go without effects.

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>my foreskin is super stretchy
god damn it, my foreskin is so tight i can barely reel it back while flaccid. feels bad man

>Circumcision was done to discourage masturbation.
that's fucked up

I've always had phimosis but it has become worse because I have some kind of pp infection.

Just use cream to pull it back.

That's the spirit, good man.

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Reminder to keep fighting the fight against circumsicion. Its male genetal mutilation on a newborn and should not be legal at all. Uncutchads help us cutfags to prevent any more foreskin loss

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen all year still. No matter how many times you post it. I bet you believe the pol infographics too. Untold levels of retardation.

>I can't prove that a makeshift foreskin is worse than no foreskin so I'll just call you retarded
If you insist

>like make pee balloons

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you are the apple of my eye
the sun to my moon
you're my ground and the sky
you're the piss in my balloon

>tfw Jewish
>tfw uncut
Feels good to have a goydick.