Sex talk was simply being given porn magazines, some sex ed books, and being told to never fuck without a condom

>be me
>never had sex talk
>ended up fucking the family dog
>killed it with snake venom years later

>parents never even bothered giving me the talk because they knew by the time I was 12 that I would never be socially functional enough to have sex
>they were right

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what more do you need?

My dad told me to ask my mom, and my mom told me to ask my dad, and eventually dad died and my mom would beat me if I asked. At school they said we would have sex ed in "a couple weeks" and a couple years later we were finally gonna have it, but lots of parents protested and the only thing the teacher said was "boys, you need to start wearing deodorant". And then we were told to read our history books quietly for the rest of the period.

Eventually I stayed the night at my friend's house and he showed me a porn tape, and then he kept humping the floor next to me and giggling.

Now I'm into NTR.

In high school they gave us this sex-ed seminar where they showed you how to put condoms on dildos and shit. I was sitting there with my head down half-asleep. Teacher told me to pay attention, I asked if she really thought I was ever going to use any of this. Class giggles. Teacher considers it for a second and goes on with the lesson and ignores me sleeping for the rest of the period.

and lo and behold, I'm a wizard now

my dad gave me the sex talk for a whole year, he went into positions, how to pick up chicks, where the most sensitive spots on the body are, foreplay, fetishes, bdsm, how to check for STDs and STIs, self matinance, masturbation, errotic roleplay, and how to date.

>discovered porn at a young age (didn't know how to masturbate, was probably too young to do it anyways)
>parents eventually found out
>faintly remember my parents saying "I guess the talk is pointless, huh?"
>never got the talk
I want to go back and undo that

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>Given puberty book
>Jewish
>Don't know what circumcision really is
>book talks all about the wonders of the foreskin
>never mentions circumcision
>Why can't I figure this out
>Dad died before I hit puberty
MOM!?

Parents and sex ed classes told me "one day you'll have sex"
Why would they lie to me?

>never had the sex talk
yet somehow I still managed a porn addicted chronic fapper who has acted out nearly all of his degenerate fetishes IRL

teach me master
how does one have sex?

see that stuff they do on the internet? go ask someone to do that IRL. spoiler alert it is not going to make you feel better

but if i ask someone to do that sort of thing irl i'll probably get slapped and arrested for sexual harassment

Uhm you're not supposed to be upset about it, they make jokes about it on all the popular sitcoms on TV, so it's not a big deal, so like... get over it?

Google gave me like 20 captchas to solve to post this, I guess because my post is mocking supporters of male genital mutilation oy vey

why? I am not talking about blurting out sexual enticements to strangers. There is a time and place for everything my dude

He forgot step number 1: be good chad.

i am pretty far from being a chad though i am a 6/10 manlet at best

>parents never gave "the talk"
>school sex ed was abstinence only
Watching porn on the internet is the reason I know anything about sex.

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I meant to type "good looking" but changed my mind and wanted to just type "chad" but I was halfway through writing "good looking" and forgot to backspace through "good" how humiliating

Because asking for sex requires a lot of secret nonverbal language, which is only understood by normal people. If I tried that, I'm sure I'd accidentally make every mistake in the book.

no you quite simply put ads on the internet asking for sex, or meet loose people and then ask them "do you want to have sex"?

practice saying the words in front of a mirror if need be

do people actually ask for sex directly like that?
won't that come off as extremely bizarre?
don't you have to just invite them to do something where sex is somewhat implied but not too implied?

this is exactly how normal people trick us in high school. It's like "she likes you, go talk to her" all over again.

it depends. there are normies where you have to do all that lame stuff you are describing, where you play a dance of flirting and such.

then you have degenerates who speak like you and I are now, openly and honestly about what they want. find where you fit it, but like I said, not everyone is cut out for this, it isn't some feelgood shit, it is literal degeneracy and it will make you scared to ever get tested for STDs

I have sometimes I get drunk hit up girls on tinder and see if they wanna come over and fuck Its surprisingly easy with average girls