Have you robots ever met someone that clearly out robots you by a long shot

>Met a pair of girls in uni
>Both are clearly not interested but I just hang out with them
>They leeched of one guy that lives near our uni
>Guy was a fat short guy that looked akin to the guy to the villain from megamind
>Guy paid for food and/or made them food daily
>Paid for basically all living expenses
>Took care of their emotional needs
>Later found out the guy took a shit load of medicine
>Sniffed the girl's clothes while they showered at his place
>Creeply watched as the while they were sleeping
>Had pics of the girls while sleeping and/or drunk
>Never took his eyes from the girls not even for a second
>Was generally a pervert and an asshole
The girls knicked some shit from him andleft

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literally never have met/seen anyone more autistic than me, I am too jaded

What is that machine in the image?

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>he doesn't originally know
oh no no no

Not at all
Being a robot is about thinking you have it worst than everyone else.

No including online

I know there are definitely people out there, however, I rarely leave home and dont know many people so I have never met one personally

In my block of flats is a guy who is like a 50 year old fat, balding manlet NEET and I suspect his powerlevel exceeds mine by a long way.

you're blessed.

I mean I know I am going to hell, but at least I am not he fucker who made that image.

Yes, I have.

>be 15, at school there's this kid who plays minecraft on the library computers
>he's short, has a blond hair bowl cut with a pube beard and smells fucking terrible
>he wears an olive coloured trench coat every day
>be in computer class, it's first period
>they do the flag pledge, he refuses to stand
>teacher snaps at him and yells "STAND UP"
>the kid has no reaction at all
>we start learning how to use GIMP
>the kid is editing FNAF stuff instead of the actual assignment
>teacher goes apeshit on this kid, tells him "THAT'S NOT THE WORK I ASSIGNED YOU"
>kid starts crying and screeches "FUCK YOU"
>"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT GOLDEN FREDDIE YOU BITCH"
>a few kids from the neighbouring classrooms come in to see what the fuck is going on
>the kid gets sent to the office, he gets suspended
I believe if someone recorded this, it'd go fucking viral.

Here's another story about the same kid:
>be in history class
>everyone has a project to do about World War I, you either draw something or type an essay
>the kid comes in with his project, he had printed it in black-and-white
>"Ok class, time to present your projects!"
>the kid shows his "project" under the camera projector thing
>it's a "creepy pasta golden Freddy" as he described it as he played the Toreador March on his android cell phone's speaker
>it's just a deep fried .jpg that was printed like shit because it was low on toner or something and the actual picture only takes up a small amount of the paper
>the whole class is silent, the teacher is visibly cringing
>"dude, that's not even world war one related" the teacher tells him
>kid started crying and left without asking
>no-one cares, presentations continue

There's a lot more stories about this guy's autism, and he eventually got expelled.

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What got him expelled?

this, i need to hear more of this guy

I actually went through the effort of finding where this is from.
Not disappointed, I can say that for sure.

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Now that I got reminded this exists I want to see the original gif again. I don't remember it being that bad. She just gets skinned and barfs or something right?

The kid apparently sent hard core porn to a bunch of girls on Facebook, and later he got his ass kicked by Chad, then the school got involved and the cops came and arrested the autist for it. He got sent to a psych ward because they apparently found edgy shit on his computer. I haven't seen him for years now.

The Chad didn't get in any trouble because he was a varsity sports-baller. The fight consisted of the Chad confronting the autist while everyone was in a semi-circle around them in the cafeteria. "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT", I was there. The autist tried to do some karate kicks and missed all of them, which lead to the Chad pushing the autist down and then the autist did his signature squeal, which got the attention of the school staff. Everyone laughed at him and the Chad and the autist were taken to the front office.

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interesting, any other incidents with this guy?

>be in computer class, it's first period
>they do the flag pledge, he refuses to stand
>teacher snaps at him and yells "STAND UP"
>the kid has no reaction at all

Based tbph w/you.

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I literally never met any other loser outside the internet in my entire fucking life so far. If it wasn't for the net I would have probably thought that I'm an exceptional abomination and would have an hero'd already.

>If it wasn't for the net I would have probably thought that I'm an exceptional abomination
Same

Oh god oh fuck I didn't see the machine until you mentioned it of fuck oh shit oh no that kids gon don get fucked up oh shit the name of the unholy thing is fukouna shoujo laser test if you wanna delete your innocence sweet summer child

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there was this one guy back in high school who seemed like the type, he was more of an autist than me and a lot uglier, like legit 2/10 looks wise
the edgier normalfags hung around with him sometimes, he was kind of a lolcow "friend" to them and whenever they talked to him their voices were dripping with condescending sarcasm, i'd hear them talking shit about him in the hallways every now and then but he was completely oblivious to his status, thought he was another one of them and did ambitious shit like running in student council elections
on the other hand i was the biggest shut-in that i knew of in my grade, even that guy had a group of genuine friends, unattractive autists like him but more self-aware, sometimes they'd try to hold him back from doing dumb shit so he wouldn't embarrass himself

I tag along with my friend who is a furry to the local furry autistic meet up. I literally just go to see people who are less socially functional and laugh at them being retarded. Watching them have their shit fits, couple of of them even have wranglers with them at all times. There is one girl what always has a fake baby, its hilarious, depressed but at the same time a relief I'm not that fucked.

MFW I was that guy until someone even more autistic started in my second year of high school. Then I just got regulated to obscurity until college.

Cool thanks. I didnt even know this existed. Does the artist do more stuff like this?

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it's basically a death machine where she gets skinned alive , it's bad

reminder to OP's/faggots everywhere, not to post a pic more interesting than their thread

>oo a piece of candy

>lose virginity
>she was mestizo

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I love this artist's stylization but hate his fetishes, how do I convince him to abandon his guro ways?

Just read victim girls and soon you will love guro too

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